Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: You haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought YOU could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. You know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did you hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do you mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought you were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, you were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for you guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's mais of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard you were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard or not. I'm just surprised. You always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, leitura about magic is one thing, but you don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, you don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so amargo, amarga that you steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated por Twilight and her friends, so you travel through time to get back at them, but they beat you again and teach you about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what you did that you can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did you really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told you he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we lost touch. Maybe if I had reached out, you could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped you to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When you showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told you the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if you ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! You need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante North and fix the Crystal coração so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: You haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought YOU could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. You know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did you hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do you mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought you were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, you were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for you guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's mais of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard you were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard or not. I'm just surprised. You always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, leitura about magic is one thing, but you don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, you don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so amargo, amarga that you steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated por Twilight and her friends, so you travel through time to get back at them, but they beat you again and teach you about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what you did that you can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did you really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told you he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we lost touch. Maybe if I had reached out, you could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped you to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When you showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told you the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if you ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! You need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante North and fix the Crystal coração so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Arthur Grossman
Rainbow Dash's car
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw filmes (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her mais like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for mais of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw filmes (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her mais like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for mais of my latest story..
The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
