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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog

Dan from Someonebutnoone

Episode 120: Stylo Gets Drafted
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:42 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office, doing paperwork.

Pete: How many times are you going to start an episode with me doing this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: *Enters Pete's office with the mail* Sir, I have mais mail for you. *Puts the envelopes on Pete's desk, seguinte to his paperwork*
Pete: *Stops his paperwork, and looks at the envelopes* Bills. From that train wreck we had yesterday. *Looks at another envelope for Stylo* And if that's not bad enough, there's a draft notice for Stylo.
Percy: Oh no.
Pete: Oh no is right. I heard the fighting in Vietnam is brutal. There must be some way we can stop Stylo from going to war.

In the train yard

Stylo: *Stops his freight train seguinte to Snowflake's tower*
Snowflake: *On the radio* 10-4 114, we're sending a crew over to fix the tracks.
pónei, pônei 84: Train 113 to Cheyenne. Come in.
Snowflake: Cheyenne to 113, go ahead.
pónei, pônei 84: My engine is low on fuel. I'm going to stop to refuel, so I may be a few minutos late upon arrival.
Snowflake: 10-4 113.
Stylo: *Enters the tower*
Snowflake: Shouldn't you be in your train?
Stylo: Mike's moving the locomotives for me.
Snowflake: Why him? He's a Scottish Orion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: Oh shit.
Mike: *Crashes the locomotives into the fueling depot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: *Runs over to Mike* Gonzo!!!
Mike: *Gets out of the engines* What can I do for you seguinte Mr. Bavaria?
Stylo: You have crossed the fucking line this time Gonzo!
Mike: Take it easy. All I did was crash the engines.

They explode behind Gonzo.

Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: That's it. I'm taking a three dia vacation, and I hope por then, you get common sense. *Leaves the train yard*
Mike: But common sense will turn me into a retard.
Audience: *Laughing*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* You sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are you talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the topo, início of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking progressivo, para a frente to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

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Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do you want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: You have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, por having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help you with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican pónei, pônei 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican pónei, pônei 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, you have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed por the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting seguinte to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying you were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the dia February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did you think of Gordon's actions when he told you to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: You can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if you will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset por what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When you say surprised, do you mean like an angry kind of surprised, or just surprised?
Jeff:...
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