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Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless artigo of aleatório Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our favorito party pony, Pinkie Pie. This artigo interlocks with the anterior one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the seguinte few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth mural breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let the fun begin!

“Fun… fun… fun… fun… fun…” Okay, now for real! :D

The first problem that one may encounter when attempting to analyze this rosa, -de-rosa pony’s character is that – unlike Rarity - it’s quite difficult to grasp. The lines are not as clear and well established and tend to remain in the blurry distance, as Pinkie herself is mais complex and unpredictable than the subject of the anterior article.

However, there are a couple of things that may function as an anchor in the whirling sea of Pinkie Pie’s mind. And that phrase was not a mere poetic metaphor, I used it on purpose, you’ll see. But first, let’s do a quick recap on the most common critics of her character! Many people claim that Pinkie’s:

1.    Annoying
2.    Obnoxious
3.    Hyperactive
4.    Childish/immature
5.    Dumb
6.    A o espaço occupier
7.    Lacks any kind of common sense whatsoever

I’m sure there are plenty mais where that come from, but when criticizing her, haters stop right there at the first stage. Maybe I’m the only one who has this “perversion” of analyzing the mental state of magical cartoon mini horses, but hey… it’s fun to do! So as I was saying, most people fail to look for the reasons behind Pinkie’s behavior and why she acts the way she does.

Now, before you start your hate war on me, let me say in advance, that this is strictly my own theory, based on my own observations. But I believe the root cause of Pinkie Pie’s actions and behavior is a fine coquetel of mental disorders. Plural. She shows symptoms of mais than one. Let’s go through the obvious ones, shall we?

1.    Craving for attention

Similarly to Rares, Pinkie thrives when being in the center of attention. She’s always willing to go to extremes to gain said attention por screaming in excitement, using various, eye catching items from balloons through confetti and vividly colored, silly outfits to party canons. Furthermore, she’s consistently uses physical presence to draw attention to herself. Pinkie utilizes everything around her to make herself noticed, even if it lasts only for a few seconds. But unlike Rarity, she cannot endure solitude and repudiation for longer periods of time. We have seen what happened in the episode “Party of One”. Since she was being neglected por her friends, she retreated to an imaginary world and surrounded herself with inanimate objects she gave different personalities to. For anyone who studied psychology, it was a rather disturbing scene.

2.    Emotional fluctuations

I think this doesn’t really need a further explanation. Pinkie displays rapidly shifting and shallow expressions of emotions. She’s a pónei, pônei living in the moment, driven por her instincts, therefore her attention span regarding any given matter is rather short. Including emotions. We have seen her swiftly changing from crying to being excited and indifferent many-many times.

3.    False sense of intimacy in relationships

This one is a no-brainer as well. Do you remember Cranky Doodle Donkey? Pinkie considers everyone to be her close personal friend, even though that is highly impossible. And she continues to harass people that do not fall in line and enable her shenanigans. Plus, she has no idea about the concept of personal space.

4.    Excessively impressionistic speech style

Do I need to unfold that more? It’s one of her most apparent traits. She talks rapidly, trying to gather as much detail into just one sentence as possible but often fails. Usually she’s the one to step in and explain something to another character who’s not familiar with the situation (view 1st. point).

5.    Possible dividido, dividir personality (?)

Again, I have to refer to “Party of One”. In that episode, Pinkie’s paranoid delusions led to her transformation into a completely different pony. Her cute mark story seems to confirm that, since she admits in “Cutie Mark Chronicles” that she used to be someone else. Perhaps the Pinkie we see is merely a persona, created as a defense mechanism due to a traumatic experience in childhood. But even I’m not sure about this one, it seems a little too farfetched, yet possible, since we see that she acts a bit differently when no one’s around her.

Now why did we just go through all that? Well, the above mentioned five points are clear symptoms of Histrionic personality disorder. But, it’s not over yet! Because we still haven’t answered the “why” pergunta fully. So here comes the good part!

The answer to all, why Pinkie’s being so “Pinkie”, her behavior, her actions, her personality disorder… I believe they are caused por another mental state: Pinkie Pie has savant syndrome! It is a well-known fact that savant syndrome is a form of autism. It can come in many different forms and stages and often accompanied por other disorders as well. However, it is also known that even though savant people lack social skills (or even if they have some, it’s usually distorted) or the ability to express themselves properly (refer to the episode “Filli Vanilli” where how she deepens Fluttershy’s fears unintentionally), they show tremendous, outstanding expertise in one or mais other aspects of life, that is way beyond the average individual’s mental capabilities. I’ve heard of a savant guy once, who was able to draw the exact areal map of Londres after being taken to a 20 minuto helicopter flight above the city! And look the memory capacity of Pinkie! She can remember everyone’s birthday, their preferences and dislikes, all the cake orders and how to make them, etc.

Pinkie Pie is not annoying or immature and certainly not dumb! She’s just misunderstood, because she’s a savant genius! Despite the fact that many things about her remain a mystery, she’s a deep, well established character with many flaws. But that’s what makes her likable. She’s one of the characters I enjoy most in the show and if you look at her from this perspective, you might find her relatable as well! Not to mention she’s cute and adorable as hell! Trust me, she will grow on you! :3

And that concludes our little analysis of Pinkie Pie, I hope you enjoyed it! Whose gizzards should we rip out next? Do you want hear about Twi’s OCD, or Fluttershy’s Schizoid personality disorder and chronic phobias? What about Dashie’s Paranoid personality disorder?

Let me know what you think below in the comment section! See you seguinte time in aleatório Dialectics!
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Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the tronco, porta-malas of another car.

Rice & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
garage owner: *closes door*
Rice: Good work, now come over here.
garage owner: *walks to Rice* Open the tronco, porta-malas of that car.
garage owner: What are you doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
garage owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
garage owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills garagem owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open...
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Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...
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Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: Show business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over por the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* mais like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that you know...
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This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up mais stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw you enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are you doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fã into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...
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The seguinte dia in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" said a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" said another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" said a potro, colt as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are you crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging por who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles or Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could you help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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So this is my first pónei, pônei fic! Tell me what you think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” aguardente de maçã asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....
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Pinkie pie: what are you doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animais and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt por them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods por truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye:...
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my little pony - a amizade é mágica
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony said "Let's go this way!" And I said "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are you 0007?
Con: Yes. And you are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do you need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! You weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make you smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't you be início right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So you think you can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: You better believe it.
Toby: And you won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all por myself. You, Tim, and everypony will amor it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting seguinte to her*

Gran Turismo...
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"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"

"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant or invisible they feel."

"There's over a million books in here."

"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before you a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."

"...Or I can just go, and you never have to see me again."
FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting you into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten....
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