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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor was angry. The four ponies that he assigned his ponies to find were getting away.

Charlie: Sir, is everything all right?
Victor: No. Didn't you hear what the Lieutenant said when he got here?
Charlie: No. I was outside.
Victor: Our enemies are escaping. They roubou one of our boats, and are now making their way back to South Vietnam. We must find them quickly!
Charlie: Yes sir, but how?
Victor: Where's that helicopter the Russians gave us?

Guy, and his three friends were slowly making their way south. The barco ran out of fuel, and Nikki was refueling it.

Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* I found mais weapons.
Guy: That's cool. What did you find this time?
Black Tuesday: A shotgun with hundreds of shells, five AK47's, and two pistols.
Guy: With all of these weapons we keep finding, we should keep stealing boats.
Snowflake: How much further do we have to go?
Guy: 22 miles.

Victor, and Charlie walked towards the helicopter.

Victor: I want three ponies with us in the chopper to operate machine guns.
Charlie: Anything else sir?
Victor: I want mais patrol boats out to look for them. They're just four Equestrians, they should be easy to find.

They arrived at the helicopter, and immediately got in. The blades started moving, and the helicopter was up in the air.

Victor: *Flying over the South China Sea*
Nikki: *Finishes refueling the boat* Okay, the tank is full.
Black Tuesday: *Spots a boat* Get down!
Snowflake: *Hiding behind part of the boat*
Vietnamese Ponies: Anypony on board?! Hello!!
Black Tuesday: *Takes a shotgun* First shot's all mine. *Stands up, and fires at the Vietnamese ponies, killing two with one shot*
Guy: *Stands up, and kills the rest*
Black Tuesday: Let's give these guys a message.
Guy: We don't have time for that.
Black Tuesday: Oh yes we do. *Gets on the other boat, and puts his hoof in blood from the other pony*

With the blood, Black Tuesday wrote on the boat, Equestrians Were Here. Back Off

Guy: You think it'll work?
Black Tuesday: *Lowers the anchor on the boat* If not, we'll have mais enemies to shoot. *Gets back on Guy's boat* Time to go.
Guy: *Starts the boat, and moves forward*

2 B Continued
 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is queen Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had lost their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his rifle and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded por signaling to the tank drivers to fogo at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their canhão the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
Okay so this is a parody of the movie Watchmen - O Filme if you haven`t seen it. You should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
aguardente de maçã as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
arco iris, arco-íris dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
My Little Pony,
My Little pónei, pônei ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies you opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: oi u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: arco iris, arco-íris dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes arco iris, arco-íris a filly)

filly dash: oi u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks arco iris, arco-íris back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and artigo about why arco iris, arco-íris dash is my favorito pónei, pônei so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my favorito is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the as cores of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 6 is beginning

As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.

Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Applejack*

The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.

Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great heroes of Equestria... Hahahaha... You are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without you they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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Greetings Lads and before I go further into topics I may say that my inactivity was made because of my moving from Poland to United Kingdom. I possibly will mover mais because of my not typical work. May mover soon to Canada honestly and then USA and back to Poland. But enough about that lets get going with topics!

::/ The fanpop Troll Drama.

They say don't feed the Troll, but it is not easy. May we say that is greatly hard. But why not Troll the Troll. The way I do it is just stupidly answer to they attempts. It is actually funny and cringy of what is happening here. But enough about this Stupidity...
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Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...
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Granny Smith: You ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're you doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of feno from you? I forgot to stock up on comida for Angel, and you do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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real frases por me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way or anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no mais than what you expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing mais to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable you just want to take everything you own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the mês is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad bunda reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away, because Prince John...
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