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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog

Dan from Someonebutnoone

Episode 117: Give Me The Money
Date: March 8, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Dan: *Stops a freight train in the yards, seguinte to Snowflake's tower*
Mike: *Watches Dan get out of his train* You're a few minutos early lad.
Dan: It helps sometimes when you have a heavy train going downhill.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Dan: *Goes to uncouple his engines from the train*
Mike: *Following Dan* Can you cadastrar-se us tonight?
Dan: Of course. I might be a little late, but I'll still be there.
Mike: Good to know.
Dan: Thank you.

When it was time for the ponies to go, they got into their cars, and met up at a new casino.

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Hawkeye: This casino looks brand new.
Stylo: That's because it is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gambling Ponies: *Playing Bridge*
Waiter: Would any of you like a drink?
Gambling Pony: What, and let ourselves get distracted por the booze?
Audience: *Laughing*
Waiter: But we don't serve any alcoholic beverages.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gambling pónei, pônei 2: What kind of a casino doesn't serve alcoholic beverages?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: *Arrives*
Mike: Okay, everypony is here. Now we can get started with our poker games.
Mirage: Perfect.
Metal Gloss: Let's do it.

They took a mesa, tabela under a picture of Elvis performing Jailhouse Rock with other ponies in prisoner costumes.

Mike: I hope you're ready to lose.
Hawkeye: Oh please, the only ponies that lost to you are Orion, Dan, and Mirage.
Dan: Stay alert though.
Mirage: He is good.
Dealer: *Gives everypony five cards*
Mirage: Everyone ready?
Hawkeye: I am.
Stylo: We all are.
Dealer: Ante is a dollar.
Everyone: *Puts in a dollar*
Dealer: *Puts in a dollar too*
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: You don't have to put in any money.
Dan: Besides, there's no way for you to win it back.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: It's just the six of us.

It was 8 O' clock. Mike won seventeen games in a row.

Hawkeye: *Speechless*
Stylo: How do you keep beating us?
Mike: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: Looks like me, Dan, and Orion aren't the only ponies to lose to Mike after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: Can we do this again tomorrow?
Mike: Of course. I'll be glad to take mais of your money.

2 B Continued
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Wheels of Evil – Part 11


The doorbell rang. The turquoise unicorn idled on the porch for several minutes. There was no answer. She rang the doorbell again and again. After a while, the door opened for a bit. Only for a gap…

“Oh, Lyra… I didn’t expect you today…”

“Hello, Doctor! I came to see if there’s anything I can do to help.” Lyra explains happily. “How’s the reconstruction going?”

“Good… Good…” the brown earth pónei, pônei replies abstractedly.

“Oh, great! Sooo… Can I take a look?”

“No… I… this is a very delicate stage right now… listen, I’m very busy…”...
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Ok before you read the fanfic I want you guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I posted it a while atrás but I made some changes to it. I also posted it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter por chapter. Feel free to tell me what you think and If you have any suggestions or see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...
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 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is queen Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had lost their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his rifle and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded por signaling to the tank drivers to fogo at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their canhão the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
Okay so this is a parody of the movie Watchmen - O Filme if you haven`t seen it. You should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
aguardente de maçã as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
arco iris, arco-íris dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
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Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: oi u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: arco iris, arco-íris dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes arco iris, arco-íris a filly)

filly dash: oi u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks arco iris, arco-íris back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
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Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie seguinte to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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I thought about this a lot and decided to write an artigo about it. If you've noticed, most ponies have cute markings that explain their name. For example, when Lyra was born, they named her Lyra, and this name defines the future sweet mark. Because when Lyra got a little older, playing the lyre became her special talent. So how does this happen? Do their parents see the future? Not just Lyra's parents, but others as well. Let's start with Minuette, for example. Minuette means minuto in Italian and the sweet sign of Minuette is an hourglass. How did Minuette's parents name her for her future...
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Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:



Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, you may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...
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Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:

Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. por stagecoach.

Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.

Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)

Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!

Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money you owe me.

Master Sword: I owe you money?

(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33

Master Sword: Oh.. Right..

(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)

Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back...
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This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..






Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main rua was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours or more, Because natal needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest animais gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The...
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