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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked por those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but oi I won't give you any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so you can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are you helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel you will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - Show yourself and stop using radio you are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still topo, início wanted and I don't want to show myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy suits ammo and orther things you need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. You will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where you want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief you in. You are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of gold recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of you will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main cofre and get inside, in cofre explode the titanium cofre and get the gold, anything else you are getting for yourself if you want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone mover or we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them you can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
pónei, pônei - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minutos later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your bunda speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, you and you with kid go with me *goes to cofre hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters cofre and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told you small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the furgão, van come on!
FI - Nice you go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
posted by NocturnalMirage
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a ponified parody of the series “Life After People” so consider it as such. However, if you don't know the series I'd strongly recommend to watch an episode, so that you may know what I'm composição literária about here:

link

(It’s pretty interesting and only 41 minutos :)

Also please leave a comment on what you think: Did I manage to nail the style of the original series or not? I hope you'll have fun leitura this.


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Imagine the world if every single pónei, pônei were to disappear…
This story isn’t about how such an event would occur, but what would happen to the world we leave...
continue reading...
As me & arco iris, arco-íris Dash got out of the hangar 3 Nazis spotted us.

Nazi 1: Halt!
Sean: *shoots all Nazis*
Communist 234: Where did that come from?
Rainbow Dash: You should've used a silencer.
Sean: The sooner they get toward us, the sooner they die.
Robotnik: Gilda, Blaze get out there!
Gilda: Were on it!
Communist 234: I found them
Sean: *kills communist*
Gilda: Excellent job. You only killed four of us. Now it's time you both die.
Sean: Blaze is mine.
Rainbow Dash: I got Gilda.
Blaze: *sets hands on fire* Still working with pussies?
Sean: When did I start working with you?
Gilda: I've been waiting...
continue reading...
posted by savana89
once the letter got to the princesses....(i call her PC)

PC:oh no....TAKE ME TO PONYVILL NOW!!!
(now in ponyvill) RAINdrop:princesses? please please dont hert me iv done nothing wrong
PC:oh well im just making a stop by
raindrop:oh do you want to see dashy
PC:yes yes i wish to see the one you call dashy?????
raindrop: ok (later)
rian bow:oh PC its soo nice to see you(leans head to raindrop)
PC: yes i know
raindrop: know what
dash:hey sis can you go get this stuff for me
drop:ok dashy
PC:get the oters i have to talk to my sister(on the phone) PC:sister how could you let her go PL: let who go? PC: RAINDROP PL:that was her?! i thought it was just a normal pónei, pônei not her im soo very sorry how can i help? PC: come to ponyvill we need all the help we can get...
 Nikki as a dog
Nikki as a dog
So lets continue.........

Cotton Swirls: Girls.....I'm scared...
Nikki: Sugarcube, we're all scared..
Score: I'm not!
Nikki: *glares at score*
Score: What?
Nikki: well, most of us are scared...
Stormy: okay, guys I-

Suddenly the 5 ponies heard a deep evil voice laughing, not any kind of deep voice, a deep voice that made the whole ground shake.....

All: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

A black big black shadow, suddenly appear.....

Stormy: What is that?!
Azura: I think it's a dinosaur
Score: No way! It's a duck!
Nikki: Maybe it's a Dragon!
CottonSwirls: Your all wrong. It's Discord....
All: DISCORD!?!?!?!?!?!
The shadow...
continue reading...
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posted by Kibahina96
1.Derpy Hooves
2.FlufflePuff
3.Luna And Nightmare Moon
4.Chrysalis
5.Fluttershy and Dashie
6.CMC
7.BrayBurn
8.Big Mac
9.Celestia
10.TroubleShoes

Reasons:

1.Her eyes are cute and her voice is adorable.
2.She's always cheerful and loves blowing raspberries.
3.I amor the nighttime and the stars.
4.Shes an amazing villain.
5.Fluttershy because I amor animals. Dashie because I amor her determination.
6.They kept trying until they got their cutie marks.
7.Hes funny.
8.Hes a good brother.
9.shes smart.
10.Hes funny and kind.
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