"You guys are in serious shit"
SomeoneButNoone presents.
"Getting fucked por those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."
The new main project of Fan-fictions.
"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but oi I won't give you any"
The Heist.
"You will have to do it yourself."
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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so you can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are you helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel you will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - Show yourself and stop using radio you are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still topo, início wanted and I don't want to show myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy suits ammo and orther things you need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. You will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where you want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.
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On road
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FI - So let's brief you in. You are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of gold recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of you will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main cofre and get inside, in cofre explode the titanium cofre and get the gold, anything else you are getting for yourself if you want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.
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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone mover or we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them you can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
pónei, pônei - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minutos later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your bunda speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, you and you with kid go with me *goes to cofre hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters cofre and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told you small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the furgão, van come on!
FI - Nice you go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...
T.B.C
SomeoneButNoone presents.
"Getting fucked por those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."
The new main project of Fan-fictions.
"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but oi I won't give you any"
The Heist.
"You will have to do it yourself."
---
Old Warehouse
---
??? - And so you can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are you helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel you will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - Show yourself and stop using radio you are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still topo, início wanted and I don't want to show myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy suits ammo and orther things you need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. You will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where you want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.
---
On road
---
FI - So let's brief you in. You are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of gold recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of you will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main cofre and get inside, in cofre explode the titanium cofre and get the gold, anything else you are getting for yourself if you want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.
---
Ponyville Bank
Action - start
---
*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone mover or we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them you can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
pónei, pônei - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
---
*5 minutos later*
---
FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your bunda speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, you and you with kid go with me *goes to cofre hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters cofre and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told you small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the furgão, van come on!
FI - Nice you go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...
T.B.C
Princess Luna asks Blazin' to hang out with her for a whole day since Celestia has a lot of time on her hooves.
Babs Seed
The hearse that chases Con
Not all of the shorts that you will read are MLP related. Regardless, I hope you enjoy all four of them.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Wings
Applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth bolinho, queque you had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
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