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Suzanne went to talk to the road department.

Road Department Pony: Hello ma'am, what can I do for you?
Suzanne: I would like you to put up fences around Malpaso Avenue in Gran Turismo.
Road Department Pony: Alright. *Typing down Suzanne's request on a computer* What is the reason for the fences?
Suzanne: To keep deer off the road.
Road Department Pony: How many accidents have occurred on this road because of deer?
Suzanne: A lot, at least twice a day. The accident I was involved in was horrible, and the one before that, a car caught on fogo after hitting another car.
Road Department Pony: Alright ma'am, thanks for coming.
Suzanne: Thank you. *Walks away*

Didont was walking by.

Road Department Pony: Oh Didont, glad I caught you.
Didont: What do you want me to do?
Road Department Pony: Get three ponies with you, and start putting up fences in Gran Turismo. I have the rua name, and directions for you right here. *Gives Didont a piece of paper*
Didont: Gran Turismo?
Road Department Pony: Yes Didont, this is in Gran Turismo.
Didont: Will you excuse me for a minute? *Walks away*
Road Department Pony: Wait a second, aren't you going to take the paper?!
Didont: *Talking to another worker, then walks back* I'm not feeling well. I'm gonna tell the boss, and ask if I can go início early.
Road Department Pony: Okay.
Didont: *Walks to the office of his boss*
Road Department Pony: But who's going to take this paper?!

When Didont got home, he talked to a friend of his, Flamethrower. He was a baby dragon.

Didont: *Walks into the house* oi Flamethrower?
Flamethrower: *Arrives* Yes?
Didont: What do you say we go out for a special joyride tonight?
Flamethrower: What are we doing that for?
Didont: I want you to set some fences on fire.
Flamethrower: Where is it?
Didont: It's in Gran Turismo. You know, ever since my brother was killed in there, I thought it was my fault, but then I realized that it wasn't. It was one of the ponies that lived in that town. It was created last ano in August, and everypony hasn't changed at all. They're all obsessed with money, cars, and being jerks.
Flamethrower: Is that why we live in Ponyville?
Didont: Yes. Will you cadastrar-se me tonight?
Flamethrower: Okay.

Later on in Gran Turismo, the fences were nearly complete. Down at the police station, the Captain was going to ask Julia something.

Julia: *Getting ready to leave*
Captain Jefferson: Ms. Rose. You got a minute?
Julia: Yeah. *Turns to look at the Captain* What do you need?
Captain Jefferson: I have two officers on night duty that are sick. You, and Tim are to take over for them. I already informed him, so all you gotta do is get some sleep between now, and 10 PM.
Julia: Is that when the shift starts?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Julia: I'll be here. See you then. *Walks out of the station*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Warning: This fanfic is rated R for lot's of violence, strong language, and is intended for a mature audience. Viewer Discretion is advised

Seanthehedgehog presents

A story with a sad intro

Octavia Unchained

As you probably know, in Equestria there are mais mares (female ponies) then there are stallions (male ponies). Because of this, nearly all the stallions placed much of the mares in slavery.

One of these mares is Octavia, and this is where her story begins, in Canterlot

Octavia: *Walking with other mares*
Stallions: *walking with mares, carrying whips*
Mares: *Walking to bus*
Octavia:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet maçã, apple acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder:...
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*LATER THAT SAME DAY*

prime Twilight and prime arco iris, arco-íris Dash were shown chatting amongst each other in Twilight's liberary.

Suddenly there was a knock on the front door.

Prime Twilight opened it up, only to find a familiar, cute little rosa, -de-rosa mare.

Only, something wasn't right about her. For one of the few times in their friendship, Twilight saw cute little Pinkie, as very tense looking.

"Pinkie, what's wrong hun?" Twilight asked in concern.

"I think I'm finally losing my mind" prime Pinkie whimpered.

"What are you talking about?" prime Twilight asked in confusion.

"That!" prime Pinkie cried, pointing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The executioner was about to kill Robin capuz, capa when...

KJ: STOP!!! Do not kill him!
LJ: Alright, now tell him to set Robin capuz, capa free now. Or else.. *points gun at King John's head*
KJ: Set Robin capuz, capa free now
guards: *free Robin Hood*
Robin: Thank you
Sheriff: There's something funny going on here.
Mclaren: Check behind the king.
Sheriff: Hey! *shoots at Little John*
Robin: *shoots Sheriff*
Police: *shoot at Robin Hood*
Clint: No!! *shoot constaples*
Mary: Thank goodness *runs for cover*
LJ: *shoots guards*
Robin: *runs seguinte to Mary* Hey, how's it going?
Mary: Just fine
Constaple: *run toward Robin*
Mary:...
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