At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house arco iris, arco-íris Dash was at, arco iris, arco-íris Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.
Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why can't you say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy pónei, pônei 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy pónei, pônei 4: What the fuck are you laughing about?!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy pónei, pônei 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.
por the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.
Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Flam: You go kill her while I find those two stallions.
Flim: What I don't understand is where Applejack, and Rarity are.
Flam: We'll find them. Just go deal with arco iris, arco-íris Dash now.
Two cowboys were digging a hole to bury arco iris, arco-íris Dash, when the reverend arrived.
Reverend: *Holding the bible* We are gathered here today to watch a mare with a soul full of sin. The Indians have treated us Equestrians like savages, killing us, and trying to take what's rightfully ours-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Rightfully yours?!
Cowboy Pony: Shut up!
Reverend: Since you interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Cowboy Pony: Well hurry up. We can't kill her until you finish your speech.
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Have a race? I bet if you come to the future with me, you can't beat my Dodge Challenger.
Cowboy pónei, pônei 5: Stop talking!!
Cowboy pónei, pônei 2: We can't kill you until the reverend finishes his speech!
Reverend: And since you interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Flim: *Sneaking up behind arco iris, arco-íris Dash with a revolver in his hoof*
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
Flim: *Aiming at arco iris, arco-íris Dash, but when he fires his bullet, he misses horribly, and hits one of the Cowboys instead*
Cowboy pónei, pônei 4: Get the mare out of here!
Reverend: *Untying arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim, but their bullets hit the rock he's hiding behind*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Finds the gun from the dead cowboy*
Reverend: *Looking at the cowboys, seeing that all their attention is focused on Flim. He's about to warn them*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shoot the reverend* Religion never grabbed my interest.
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim*
Flim: *Shoots the rest of the cowboys*
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Cowboy Pony: *Sees that everyone, except him, Flim, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash have been killed* Well, there's just one way to settle this.
Flim: *Reloads his gun* And that is?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: A duel. *Takes a few steps back*
Flim: *Standing in front of the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Standing six feet away from the two ponies, putting his gun into a holster*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Takes a coldre from a dead cowboy, and puts it around her waist. She then puts her gun inside the holster*
Flim: *Puts his gun into it's holster*
The three ponies then stood up on their hind legs. Waiting for the right moment to grab their guns.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at the Cowboy*
Flim: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim*
As the sun slowly started to set, the three ponies continued to stand there.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and gets nervous when he sees her magenta eyes glaring at her. He thinks they'll shoot him instead of arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Continues to stare at Flim*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim, then at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Flim: *Sweating*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Continues to stare*
Flim: *Slowly reaching for his gun*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Grabs her gun, and shoots Flim*
Stop the song
Flim: *Falls into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Grabs his gun, aims at arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and pulls the trigger, but no bullets come out. He used them all earlier*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Walking towards Flim*
Flim: *Slowly getting his gun*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shoots the gun out of his hoof, and then, shoots his hat into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash as she walks towards him*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: This went a little quicker than expected, but.. *Grabs a shovel* There are two types of ponies in this world. Ponies with guns, and ponies that dig. *Gives the cowboy the shovel* You dig. *Walks away*
2 B Continued
Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why can't you say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy pónei, pônei 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy pónei, pônei 4: What the fuck are you laughing about?!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy pónei, pônei 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.
por the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.
Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Flam: You go kill her while I find those two stallions.
Flim: What I don't understand is where Applejack, and Rarity are.
Flam: We'll find them. Just go deal with arco iris, arco-íris Dash now.
Two cowboys were digging a hole to bury arco iris, arco-íris Dash, when the reverend arrived.
Reverend: *Holding the bible* We are gathered here today to watch a mare with a soul full of sin. The Indians have treated us Equestrians like savages, killing us, and trying to take what's rightfully ours-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Rightfully yours?!
Cowboy Pony: Shut up!
Reverend: Since you interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Cowboy Pony: Well hurry up. We can't kill her until you finish your speech.
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Have a race? I bet if you come to the future with me, you can't beat my Dodge Challenger.
Cowboy pónei, pônei 5: Stop talking!!
Cowboy pónei, pônei 2: We can't kill you until the reverend finishes his speech!
Reverend: And since you interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Flim: *Sneaking up behind arco iris, arco-íris Dash with a revolver in his hoof*
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
Flim: *Aiming at arco iris, arco-íris Dash, but when he fires his bullet, he misses horribly, and hits one of the Cowboys instead*
Cowboy pónei, pônei 4: Get the mare out of here!
Reverend: *Untying arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim, but their bullets hit the rock he's hiding behind*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Finds the gun from the dead cowboy*
Reverend: *Looking at the cowboys, seeing that all their attention is focused on Flim. He's about to warn them*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shoot the reverend* Religion never grabbed my interest.
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim*
Flim: *Shoots the rest of the cowboys*
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Cowboy Pony: *Sees that everyone, except him, Flim, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash have been killed* Well, there's just one way to settle this.
Flim: *Reloads his gun* And that is?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: A duel. *Takes a few steps back*
Flim: *Standing in front of the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Standing six feet away from the two ponies, putting his gun into a holster*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Takes a coldre from a dead cowboy, and puts it around her waist. She then puts her gun inside the holster*
Flim: *Puts his gun into it's holster*
The three ponies then stood up on their hind legs. Waiting for the right moment to grab their guns.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at the Cowboy*
Flim: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim*
As the sun slowly started to set, the three ponies continued to stand there.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and gets nervous when he sees her magenta eyes glaring at her. He thinks they'll shoot him instead of arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Continues to stare at Flim*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim, then at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Flim: *Sweating*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Continues to stare*
Flim: *Slowly reaching for his gun*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Grabs her gun, and shoots Flim*
Stop the song
Flim: *Falls into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Grabs his gun, aims at arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and pulls the trigger, but no bullets come out. He used them all earlier*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Walking towards Flim*
Flim: *Slowly getting his gun*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shoots the gun out of his hoof, and then, shoots his hat into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash as she walks towards him*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: This went a little quicker than expected, but.. *Grabs a shovel* There are two types of ponies in this world. Ponies with guns, and ponies that dig. *Gives the cowboy the shovel* You dig. *Walks away*
2 B Continued
