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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: You still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, or do you wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* you know where to sign in?
Larry: por the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you Adrenaline?
Adrenaline: 23.
Derby: You're in. Your car is number 57, a white PMC pick up.
Adrenaline: Great. Larry, are you joining?
Larry: Nah, I don't think so. I told you I'm not good.
Adrenaline: Better get a ticket then. *Heads for car 57*
Larry: *Goes to his seat*
Adrenaline: *gets in his car, getting it ready for the race to start*
Announcer: Fillies, and gentle colts. We're about to start our very first destruction derby.
Audience: *Cheers*
Adrenaline: *Revs engine, and glares toward the other competitors*
Flag Pony: Alright racers. The track is a figure 8, ten laps. Turn your headlights on when you're ready.
Racers: *Turning on headlights*
Larry: *Watching the race*
Adrenaline: *Flashes headlights on*
Flag Pony: 3. 2. 1. Go!
Adrenaline: *stomps on the gas and zooms off from the start*
Audience: *Cheering*
Adrenaline: *Makes a turn, keeping the truck from losing control por hitting another car while drifting, then speeds up after the turn*
Announcer: Hello everypony, and welcome to the very first Destruction Derby in all of Hawaii. All of you ponies are very very lucky.
Larry: *Watching Adrenaline get first place* Keep it up buddy.
Racer 52: *hits the back of Adrenaline's truck*
Adrenaline: *swerves back and forth but regains control at the cost of speed, landing him in third place at this point*
Racer 52 and 27: *hit each other's cars trying to get ahead of each other*
Announcer: It looks like cars number 52, and 27 are in the lead, and they're attacking each other to see who will stay in first. Adrenaline in car number 57 did a wonderful job preventing his truck from spinning out.
Larry: Come on Adrenaline, get back in there.
Adrenaline: *Waits for an opening cutting off another car from behind*
Racer 76: *Hits the front of racer 27's car, spinning him out*
Adrenaline: *dodges racer 27's car and speeds up catching up to racer 76*
Announcer: They're crossing over the other part of the track. All of the cars are right behind them, so they don't have to worry about getting hit from the side.
Adrenaline: *Speeds up*
Racer 76: *Eases on the gas, to hit Adrenaline's incoming car from the rear*
Adrenaline: *is shook up from the impact, sees a turn coming up and makes a sharp turn*
Announcer: Car number 57 has been hit from behind, but is still in the lead. Adrenaline is doing great for his very first race here. He's now on the segundo lap.

Ten minutos later

Announcer: The first three racers have just passed the starting line, and are now on the final lap. Seventeen racers have been eliminated, and so far, only twelve are left.
Racer 53: *Getting behind Adrenaline*
Larry: Watch out.
Adrenaline: *Keeps driving, keeping in front of the other racer*
Larry: Come on, almost there!
Ponies: *Cheering*
Announcer: It looks like Adrenaline is going to win this one.
Adrenaline: *Keeps driving, staying ahead of the others.*
Two racers: *Surrounding Adrenaline*
Announcer: Cars 09, and 52 are neck, and neck with 57.
Adrenaline: *Keeps driving, trying to pass them*
Larry: *Sees Adrenaline pass the finish line first* Yeah!
Announcer: The winner is Adrenaline. Well done.
Adrenaline: *Stops the car once he passes* Man, that was awesome.

In the distance, this song can be heard playing very loudly on a radio (Start at 1:08): link

Larry: *Walking back to the car with Adrenaline* You remember the guys we're looking for?
Adrenaline: Kinda. Why?
Larry: Just wanna make sure. We gotta find them tomorrow before they testify.
Adrenaline: That's right. Castalini said they would be at the station in Lahaina catching the 9 O' Clock train.

They get into Larry's car, and drive out of the stadium's parking lot.

2 B Continued
Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask you a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that you wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a fã of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, or something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello you two, what can I help you with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, you decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after arco iris, arco-íris Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do you know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want you to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go por the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would you like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that you threatened to beat her up if you saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have you seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't you have some drinks with me? You'll amor it.
Bob: How many did you have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would you like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would you want to beat...
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posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our heroes regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a peixe as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity said slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The mais he walked the mais trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a segundo after being seen por Jeff.

"What did you say your friends looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: deviantart
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by sweet_cream
Source: Equestria daily
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