Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of you must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling you would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased por this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo, come on down.
Stylo: Yeah. *Walks to Hawkeye*
Mirage: Snowflake, how would you like to be on my team?
Snowflake: Yes sir. *Walks over to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Percy, you're with us.
Percy: Thanks Hawkeye. *Walks to Hawkeye*
Mirage: Stephanie.
Stephanie: *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Jeff, you're with us.
Jeff: Okay.
Mirage: Nicole, come on down.
Nicole: You got it.
Hawkeye: Orion, you're on my team.
Orion: Alright. *Walks to Hawkeye* I won't let you down.
Hawkeye: I hope not.
Mirage: Fuck, Gonzo is on my team.
Mike: Who's Gonzo?
Mirage: That's your last name mate. Come on over here.
Mike: *Walks to Mirage* Let's win.
Mirage: Yeah, let's win.
The first game was set up in Pete's office.
Pete: Okay. Each team member will play two rounds of poker against a pónei, pônei on the opposite team. The team that earns the most money is the winner.
Hawkeye: *Sits down with Mirage*
Metal Gloss: *Playing with Dan*
Stylo: *Playing with Snowflake*
Percy: *Playing with Stephanie*
Jeff: *Playing with Nicole*
Orion: *Playing with Mike*
Pete: And, begin.
Mike: How do you play this game again?
Orion: Oh this will be too easy.
But when the two rounds were over, Orion lost all of his money.
Orion: We only got to play one round, and he beat me!
Mike: I did it fair, and square lad.
Orion: How the fuck did you beat me?
Mike: I don't know.
Jeff: Well it looks like Orion is the only member on our team that lost.
Pete: Now each of you had a hundred dollars before the first two rounds. Hawkeye's team has eleven hundred dollars, and Mirage's team only has a hundred.
Mike: I don't know how I won sir. I just chose different cards.
The rest of the games would take place out near the train yard. The segundo game was a relay race.
Pete: This relay race will take place, going around the two flat cars. The starting point is the o espaço between the two cars. All I ask is for you to follow the rules, and make sure that no part of the train is moving while you run, otherwise, you may get run over, and killed.
Hawkeye: *Standing seguinte to Mirage*
Mirage: Good luck trying to beat me mate. I was the fastest runner in the UK before I moved out here.
Hawkeye: What about Hungary?
Mirage: I only lived there in the first three months of my life.
Hawkeye: This isn't the UK, this is Equestria. Around here, I'm the fastest runner.
Pete: Start running.
Hawkeye: *Running with Mirage*
They started to go around the two flat cars.
Ponies: *Cheering for Hawkeye, and Mirage*
Hawkeye: *Running towards the other members of his team* Metal Gloss, go. *Taps her*
Metal Gloss: *Running*
Mirage: Go Dan. *Taps him*
Dan: *Running after Metal Gloss*
As soon as Dan got to the other side of the flat cars, he passed Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Oh no!
Dan: *Taps Snowflake* Go for it.
Snowflake: *Running*
Stylo: *Runs when he gets tapped por Metal Gloss*
Hawkeye: It's close Pete. Who do you think will win this one?
Pete: It's too close for me to tell.
The two pegasi made it at the same time, and tapped their partners. Percy was now racing Stephanie.
Stephanie: *Getting ahead of Percy*
Percy: Oh come on.
Jeff: I thought since Percy was Greek, he'd get ahead.
Stylo: I guess running just isn't his thing.
Stephanie: *Taps Nicole, and watches her run*
Jeff: Well I'll get us back in the lead. *Gets tapped por Percy, and starts running*
Nicole: *Watching Jeff catch up to him* If he passes me, then my team is sure to lose.
She made it to Mike before Jeff made it to Orion.
Mike: *Confused* Why did you tap me?
Nicole: Run!!
Mike: Okay. *Running straight*
Mirage: Mike!!
Dan: Turn left!! Turn around, and turn left!!
Mike: *Turns left, and runs into a boxcar. He falls onto the ground*
Orion: *Running around the flat cars*
Nicole: Oh Mike.
Stephanie: Great, now Hawkeye's team won.
Mirage: Hawkeye, why couldn't you get stuck with Gonzo?
Hawkeye: Are you kidding? He seems to be happy with you guys.
They were now at the final game.
Pete: This is the last game, a tug of war. Although Hawkeye's team won the first two games, whoever wins this will get paid two thousand dollars, and three week vacation. Pull hard, and good luck.
Hawkeye: *In front of everyone else on his team* Everypony ready?
Stylo: Yes.
Mirage: Are you guys ready?
Dan: We most certainly are.
Pete: Go.
Hawkeye: *Pulling his hardest with the rest of his teammates*
Mirage: Come on mates. Make Pierce go into the mud. *Falls in*
Dan: *Going towards the mud* Oh fuck.
Mirage: *Pulls Hawkeye into the mud*
Hawkeye: Hey!!
Metal Gloss: *Laughing*
Mirage: *Pulls Metal Gloss into the mud*
Hawkeye: Hey, only I can do that to her.
Stylo: *Falls in between Hawkeye, and Mirage* Did you three miss me?
Hawkeye: Let's just say it was boring without you.
Percy, Jeff, and Orion: *Fall in behind them*
Dan: *Cheering with the rest of the ponies on his team*
Mirage: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: Have fun on your three week vacation.
Everyone stopped what they were doing when they heard a train's horn.
Pete: Oh right. The games are over.
Hawkeye: Let's get back to work everypony.
Despite the fun they had playing their games, the ponies didn't hesitate to get back in action with their work.
The End
On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails
Engine 844 gets renumbered.
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Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of you must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling you would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased por this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo, come on down.
Stylo: Yeah. *Walks to Hawkeye*
Mirage: Snowflake, how would you like to be on my team?
Snowflake: Yes sir. *Walks over to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Percy, you're with us.
Percy: Thanks Hawkeye. *Walks to Hawkeye*
Mirage: Stephanie.
Stephanie: *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Jeff, you're with us.
Jeff: Okay.
Mirage: Nicole, come on down.
Nicole: You got it.
Hawkeye: Orion, you're on my team.
Orion: Alright. *Walks to Hawkeye* I won't let you down.
Hawkeye: I hope not.
Mirage: Fuck, Gonzo is on my team.
Mike: Who's Gonzo?
Mirage: That's your last name mate. Come on over here.
Mike: *Walks to Mirage* Let's win.
Mirage: Yeah, let's win.
The first game was set up in Pete's office.
Pete: Okay. Each team member will play two rounds of poker against a pónei, pônei on the opposite team. The team that earns the most money is the winner.
Hawkeye: *Sits down with Mirage*
Metal Gloss: *Playing with Dan*
Stylo: *Playing with Snowflake*
Percy: *Playing with Stephanie*
Jeff: *Playing with Nicole*
Orion: *Playing with Mike*
Pete: And, begin.
Mike: How do you play this game again?
Orion: Oh this will be too easy.
But when the two rounds were over, Orion lost all of his money.
Orion: We only got to play one round, and he beat me!
Mike: I did it fair, and square lad.
Orion: How the fuck did you beat me?
Mike: I don't know.
Jeff: Well it looks like Orion is the only member on our team that lost.
Pete: Now each of you had a hundred dollars before the first two rounds. Hawkeye's team has eleven hundred dollars, and Mirage's team only has a hundred.
Mike: I don't know how I won sir. I just chose different cards.
The rest of the games would take place out near the train yard. The segundo game was a relay race.
Pete: This relay race will take place, going around the two flat cars. The starting point is the o espaço between the two cars. All I ask is for you to follow the rules, and make sure that no part of the train is moving while you run, otherwise, you may get run over, and killed.
Hawkeye: *Standing seguinte to Mirage*
Mirage: Good luck trying to beat me mate. I was the fastest runner in the UK before I moved out here.
Hawkeye: What about Hungary?
Mirage: I only lived there in the first three months of my life.
Hawkeye: This isn't the UK, this is Equestria. Around here, I'm the fastest runner.
Pete: Start running.
Hawkeye: *Running with Mirage*
They started to go around the two flat cars.
Ponies: *Cheering for Hawkeye, and Mirage*
Hawkeye: *Running towards the other members of his team* Metal Gloss, go. *Taps her*
Metal Gloss: *Running*
Mirage: Go Dan. *Taps him*
Dan: *Running after Metal Gloss*
As soon as Dan got to the other side of the flat cars, he passed Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Oh no!
Dan: *Taps Snowflake* Go for it.
Snowflake: *Running*
Stylo: *Runs when he gets tapped por Metal Gloss*
Hawkeye: It's close Pete. Who do you think will win this one?
Pete: It's too close for me to tell.
The two pegasi made it at the same time, and tapped their partners. Percy was now racing Stephanie.
Stephanie: *Getting ahead of Percy*
Percy: Oh come on.
Jeff: I thought since Percy was Greek, he'd get ahead.
Stylo: I guess running just isn't his thing.
Stephanie: *Taps Nicole, and watches her run*
Jeff: Well I'll get us back in the lead. *Gets tapped por Percy, and starts running*
Nicole: *Watching Jeff catch up to him* If he passes me, then my team is sure to lose.
She made it to Mike before Jeff made it to Orion.
Mike: *Confused* Why did you tap me?
Nicole: Run!!
Mike: Okay. *Running straight*
Mirage: Mike!!
Dan: Turn left!! Turn around, and turn left!!
Mike: *Turns left, and runs into a boxcar. He falls onto the ground*
Orion: *Running around the flat cars*
Nicole: Oh Mike.
Stephanie: Great, now Hawkeye's team won.
Mirage: Hawkeye, why couldn't you get stuck with Gonzo?
Hawkeye: Are you kidding? He seems to be happy with you guys.
They were now at the final game.
Pete: This is the last game, a tug of war. Although Hawkeye's team won the first two games, whoever wins this will get paid two thousand dollars, and three week vacation. Pull hard, and good luck.
Hawkeye: *In front of everyone else on his team* Everypony ready?
Stylo: Yes.
Mirage: Are you guys ready?
Dan: We most certainly are.
Pete: Go.
Hawkeye: *Pulling his hardest with the rest of his teammates*
Mirage: Come on mates. Make Pierce go into the mud. *Falls in*
Dan: *Going towards the mud* Oh fuck.
Mirage: *Pulls Hawkeye into the mud*
Hawkeye: Hey!!
Metal Gloss: *Laughing*
Mirage: *Pulls Metal Gloss into the mud*
Hawkeye: Hey, only I can do that to her.
Stylo: *Falls in between Hawkeye, and Mirage* Did you three miss me?
Hawkeye: Let's just say it was boring without you.
Percy, Jeff, and Orion: *Fall in behind them*
Dan: *Cheering with the rest of the ponies on his team*
Mirage: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: Have fun on your three week vacation.
Everyone stopped what they were doing when they heard a train's horn.
Pete: Oh right. The games are over.
Hawkeye: Let's get back to work everypony.
Despite the fun they had playing their games, the ponies didn't hesitate to get back in action with their work.
The End
On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails
Engine 844 gets renumbered.
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Ever since July of last ano my MLP collection I just getting mais great. So far the number is 32! I'd like to say what my collection is made up of.
Small Plushies:
Rarity
arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st aguardente de maçã I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 arco iris, arco-íris Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
arco iris, arco-íris Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
arco iris, arco-íris Dash
A sparkly maned aguardente de maçã I got at biscoito, bolacha Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an animê store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
Small Plushies:
Rarity
arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st aguardente de maçã I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 arco iris, arco-íris Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
arco iris, arco-íris Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
arco iris, arco-íris Dash
A sparkly maned aguardente de maçã I got at biscoito, bolacha Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an animê store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
#4: Pinkie:
I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth mural humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the show deleted
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I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth mural humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the show deleted
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