Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.
Military pónei, pônei 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military pónei, pônei 2: *Getting out*
Military pónei, pônei 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help you two?
Military pónei, pônei 1: I assume you heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military pónei, pônei 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes you think we'd do anything against the United States, we're just a railroad.
Military pónei, pônei 1: Run por Communists.
Pete: Then explain to us why we deliver your supplies, and vehicles?
Military pónei, pônei 2: Sabotage.
Military pónei, pônei 1: They could be faulty.
Pete: Have they ever gone wrong?
Military pónei, pônei 2: The armor on some tanks weren't thick enough.
Pete: Well don't blame us, we just deliver the stuff the way it is. You wanna complain? Go to where they manufacture your shit.
Military pónei, pônei 2: We'll go to where they manufacture our vehicles. You can go complain to where they manufacture our shit.
Military pónei, pônei 1: We will set up base seguinte to your train yard.
It only took them two minutos to park the Jeep seguinte to the train yard, and put up their tents.
Hawkeye: *Enters the yards in a freight train with Stylo* What the heck is going on?
Stylo: When did we grab the interest of the military?
Hawkeye: I guess our reputation speaks for itself. *Stops seguinte to Snowflake's tower*
Mike: *Walks over to the military ponies* What are you two doing here?
Military pónei, pônei 2: Inspecting your railroad for Communist activity.
Mike: There ain't any communists here.
Military pónei, pônei 1: We'll decide that.
Mike: None of us are Russian.
Military pónei, pônei 2: You sound Russian to me mack.
Mike: I'm Scottish.
Military pónei, pônei 1: Whatever you usually do here, I think you should focus on that.
Mike: Whatever lads. *Walks away* These Equestrian ponies just keep getting dumber, and dumber.
Dan: What was that all about Mike?
Mike: They think we're communists.
Dan: Oh shit. How do we convince them that we're not?
Mike: I have a plan.
2 B Continued
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.
Military pónei, pônei 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military pónei, pônei 2: *Getting out*
Military pónei, pônei 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help you two?
Military pónei, pônei 1: I assume you heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military pónei, pônei 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes you think we'd do anything against the United States, we're just a railroad.
Military pónei, pônei 1: Run por Communists.
Pete: Then explain to us why we deliver your supplies, and vehicles?
Military pónei, pônei 2: Sabotage.
Military pónei, pônei 1: They could be faulty.
Pete: Have they ever gone wrong?
Military pónei, pônei 2: The armor on some tanks weren't thick enough.
Pete: Well don't blame us, we just deliver the stuff the way it is. You wanna complain? Go to where they manufacture your shit.
Military pónei, pônei 2: We'll go to where they manufacture our vehicles. You can go complain to where they manufacture our shit.
Military pónei, pônei 1: We will set up base seguinte to your train yard.
It only took them two minutos to park the Jeep seguinte to the train yard, and put up their tents.
Hawkeye: *Enters the yards in a freight train with Stylo* What the heck is going on?
Stylo: When did we grab the interest of the military?
Hawkeye: I guess our reputation speaks for itself. *Stops seguinte to Snowflake's tower*
Mike: *Walks over to the military ponies* What are you two doing here?
Military pónei, pônei 2: Inspecting your railroad for Communist activity.
Mike: There ain't any communists here.
Military pónei, pônei 1: We'll decide that.
Mike: None of us are Russian.
Military pónei, pônei 2: You sound Russian to me mack.
Mike: I'm Scottish.
Military pónei, pônei 1: Whatever you usually do here, I think you should focus on that.
Mike: Whatever lads. *Walks away* These Equestrian ponies just keep getting dumber, and dumber.
Dan: What was that all about Mike?
Mike: They think we're communists.
Dan: Oh shit. How do we convince them that we're not?
Mike: I have a plan.
2 B Continued
You know aguardente de maçã and Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and maçã, apple Bloom
But do you know the most famous pónei, pônei of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the pónei, pônei games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will you help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and maçã, apple Bloom
But do you know the most famous pónei, pônei of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the pónei, pônei games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will you help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
Twilight Sparkle and aguardente de maçã sit together.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
aguardente de maçã pushes it over to Twilight's escrivaninha, mesa without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any mais extra recess anymore because you were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are you crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In música the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
aguardente de maçã pushes it over to Twilight's escrivaninha, mesa without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any mais extra recess anymore because you were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are you crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In música the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
