Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria
Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*
The headlights popped up, and machine armas were fired from inside the headlights
Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice one Dash. The enemy barracks should be half a mile ahead of us.
Wind: *Teleports in the middle of the road, and looks around* Interesting.
Sean: *Sees Wind, and hits the brakes*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Stops her car*
Sean: *Stops* Dammit. We got a civilian blocking the road.
Wind: *Looks into Sean's car* Excuse me, I nearly died thanks to you, and your machine. What is it anyway?
Sean: This is a Corvette, and if you're so concerned about getting run over, maybe you should stay off the street.
Wind: I just teleported here. *Shows him the teleporter* See this thing?
Sean: Where did you come from?
Wind: None of your business, I'm going into town. *Walks away*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Do you even know where to go?
Wind: I'll find out on my own, you continue driving your Corvettes.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: My car is a Challenger. Sean's the one with the Corvette.
Wind: I don't give a fuck. Go back to whatever it was you were doing.
Sean: *Sarcastic* Well, he seemed bright.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Also sarcastic* And cheerful.
Sean: Let's continue our mission. We need to get Eggman's army out of here.
They drove off, heading towards the barracks they were going to attack.
Wind: *In Ponyville* Looks like everyone here is a talking horse.
Lyra: Whoa, check it out Bonbon, a human! *Runs towards Wind*
Wind: Hey, take it easy. *Backs away from Lyra* Does everyone act as hyper as you?
Lyra: It talks too!!
Wind: Of course I talk.
Bonbon: You must be from a different world. Humans don't talk here.
Wind: Oh, I see. In this world, cavalos act like humans, and vice versa.
Lyra: Yes.
Bonbon: Where did you come from?
Wind: Hyrule. A shitty place, don't ever go there.
Lyra: *Looks at the teleporter* Whoa! *Takes it*
Wind: Hey!
Lyra: This is cool! What is it?
Wind: That's none of your business! It's mine!
Lyra: *Breaks it* Oops.
Wind: That's it. *Gets his sword* I want you to leave me alone now!
Twilight: *Arrives* Yo, what the fuck is this shit man?!
Bonbon: Oh, Twilight. You still have that voice Celestia gave you.
Twilight: No shit. Now what's going on here?!?
Wind: These two won't leave me alone, so I'm threatening them.
Twilight: Is this a dream?
Wind: No, I'm a talking human. Deal with it.
Twilight: Where do you live man?
Wind: So far, nowhere.
Twilight: Would you like to live at my castle?
Wind: You have a castle?
Twilight: Yes.
Wind: One question. What is your personality?
Twilight: Man, what does that have to do with anything? You living with me or not?
Wind: No thanks, I'm going to find a place to live por myself.
Twilight: Fuck you man, I ain't takin' no for an answer. *Uses magic to carry Wind*
Wind: Hey! What is this?! Help!!! I'm being abducted por a witch!!!
Ponies: *Confused*
Twilight: *Flies away with Wind*
Wind: This is witchcraft!!!!!!!! Burn her!!!!!!!!
2 B Continued
Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*
The headlights popped up, and machine armas were fired from inside the headlights
Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice one Dash. The enemy barracks should be half a mile ahead of us.
Wind: *Teleports in the middle of the road, and looks around* Interesting.
Sean: *Sees Wind, and hits the brakes*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Stops her car*
Sean: *Stops* Dammit. We got a civilian blocking the road.
Wind: *Looks into Sean's car* Excuse me, I nearly died thanks to you, and your machine. What is it anyway?
Sean: This is a Corvette, and if you're so concerned about getting run over, maybe you should stay off the street.
Wind: I just teleported here. *Shows him the teleporter* See this thing?
Sean: Where did you come from?
Wind: None of your business, I'm going into town. *Walks away*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Do you even know where to go?
Wind: I'll find out on my own, you continue driving your Corvettes.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: My car is a Challenger. Sean's the one with the Corvette.
Wind: I don't give a fuck. Go back to whatever it was you were doing.
Sean: *Sarcastic* Well, he seemed bright.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Also sarcastic* And cheerful.
Sean: Let's continue our mission. We need to get Eggman's army out of here.
They drove off, heading towards the barracks they were going to attack.
Wind: *In Ponyville* Looks like everyone here is a talking horse.
Lyra: Whoa, check it out Bonbon, a human! *Runs towards Wind*
Wind: Hey, take it easy. *Backs away from Lyra* Does everyone act as hyper as you?
Lyra: It talks too!!
Wind: Of course I talk.
Bonbon: You must be from a different world. Humans don't talk here.
Wind: Oh, I see. In this world, cavalos act like humans, and vice versa.
Lyra: Yes.
Bonbon: Where did you come from?
Wind: Hyrule. A shitty place, don't ever go there.
Lyra: *Looks at the teleporter* Whoa! *Takes it*
Wind: Hey!
Lyra: This is cool! What is it?
Wind: That's none of your business! It's mine!
Lyra: *Breaks it* Oops.
Wind: That's it. *Gets his sword* I want you to leave me alone now!
Twilight: *Arrives* Yo, what the fuck is this shit man?!
Bonbon: Oh, Twilight. You still have that voice Celestia gave you.
Twilight: No shit. Now what's going on here?!?
Wind: These two won't leave me alone, so I'm threatening them.
Twilight: Is this a dream?
Wind: No, I'm a talking human. Deal with it.
Twilight: Where do you live man?
Wind: So far, nowhere.
Twilight: Would you like to live at my castle?
Wind: You have a castle?
Twilight: Yes.
Wind: One question. What is your personality?
Twilight: Man, what does that have to do with anything? You living with me or not?
Wind: No thanks, I'm going to find a place to live por myself.
Twilight: Fuck you man, I ain't takin' no for an answer. *Uses magic to carry Wind*
Wind: Hey! What is this?! Help!!! I'm being abducted por a witch!!!
Ponies: *Confused*
Twilight: *Flies away with Wind*
Wind: This is witchcraft!!!!!!!! Burn her!!!!!!!!
2 B Continued
Oh my goodness. You don't know my emotions right now. Here's a few things I LOVED about the royal wedding:
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Hello everypony, this is triq267. I would like to apologize for the behavior of ilikefrogs22, also known por people who have met him as Jason. He did not even know about this website until he heard me talk about it, and he has been plotting on doing something to piss us off ever since. I would like to blame it all on him, but I can't. He hates MLP for two reasons. The first is that he's an @ss. The segundo is that he was mad at me for calling Unicorn Planet gay, and then admitting to being a brony the seguinte week. I'm sorry for letting this troll among you and I hope you all can forgive me.
Sincerely,
triq267
Sincerely,
triq267
Vocal Sparks(aka me)
