Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are you studying these days?
Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.
Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] You planning on being a professor or something?
Moon Dancer: No.
Minuette: So you're just... studying?
Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?
Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.
Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.
Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?
Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and limão Hearts: [unsure sounds]
Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about doing a sleepover!
Spike: [inhales]
Moon Dancer: Slumber 101? I've read that.
Twilight: Oh! [chuckles] Really? Well, uh, did you know limão Hearts here works at the Canterlot palace?
limão Hearts: Uh, yeah. It's true. I do the big events mostly. State dinners, that sort of thing. All but-
Moon Dancer: Ugh! [teleportation zap]
Twilight: Moon Dancer! [teleportation zap] You've gotta give friendship a chance!
Moon Dancer: Dah! I gave friendship a chance a long time ago! It didn't work out then – it isn't gonna work out now! (rudely leaves).
Saten; (catches up to her) Twilight, are you all right?
Twilight: (heartbroken) No... No, I'm not. (starts leaving).
Saten: Wait? Where are you going?
Twilight: I don't know, Saten... I really messed this one up. That party was everything to her. I can only imagine what it must've felt like when I didn't show up.
Saten: Big deal.. I've been arrested 7 times, beaten por my own parents, rejected por EVERY girl but Trixie, and constantly humilated por Rarity.. So there's worst things than that.. Right Tw-
Twilight: (already gone).
Saten: ... Twilight?
MEANWHILE:
maçã, apple Bloom: Hey, Diamond Tiara! Wait up!
Diamond Tiara: What do you three want? To gloat? huh.. You like gloating... DON'T GLOAT!.. God!
maçã, apple Bloom: Actually, we wanted to invite you to our clubhouse to hang out.
Diamond Tiara: (pauses) Really?
Scootaloo: Yeah, for real!
Diamond Tiara: ... One question?
Diamond Tiera: Is this a prank?.. On the way to the clubhouse, would there be cops looking for me, because you three made up wanted posters that have my face with a moustache and a Spanish name and then I get arrested and deported to South America?
Scootaloo: What? No?.. Coarse not.
Diamond Tiera: ... I'm glad because I would not have seen that coming.
Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.
Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] You planning on being a professor or something?
Moon Dancer: No.
Minuette: So you're just... studying?
Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?
Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.
Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.
Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?
Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and limão Hearts: [unsure sounds]
Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about doing a sleepover!
Spike: [inhales]
Moon Dancer: Slumber 101? I've read that.
Twilight: Oh! [chuckles] Really? Well, uh, did you know limão Hearts here works at the Canterlot palace?
limão Hearts: Uh, yeah. It's true. I do the big events mostly. State dinners, that sort of thing. All but-
Moon Dancer: Ugh! [teleportation zap]
Twilight: Moon Dancer! [teleportation zap] You've gotta give friendship a chance!
Moon Dancer: Dah! I gave friendship a chance a long time ago! It didn't work out then – it isn't gonna work out now! (rudely leaves).
Saten; (catches up to her) Twilight, are you all right?
Twilight: (heartbroken) No... No, I'm not. (starts leaving).
Saten: Wait? Where are you going?
Twilight: I don't know, Saten... I really messed this one up. That party was everything to her. I can only imagine what it must've felt like when I didn't show up.
Saten: Big deal.. I've been arrested 7 times, beaten por my own parents, rejected por EVERY girl but Trixie, and constantly humilated por Rarity.. So there's worst things than that.. Right Tw-
Twilight: (already gone).
Saten: ... Twilight?
MEANWHILE:
maçã, apple Bloom: Hey, Diamond Tiara! Wait up!
Diamond Tiara: What do you three want? To gloat? huh.. You like gloating... DON'T GLOAT!.. God!
maçã, apple Bloom: Actually, we wanted to invite you to our clubhouse to hang out.
Diamond Tiara: (pauses) Really?
Scootaloo: Yeah, for real!
Diamond Tiara: ... One question?
Diamond Tiera: Is this a prank?.. On the way to the clubhouse, would there be cops looking for me, because you three made up wanted posters that have my face with a moustache and a Spanish name and then I get arrested and deported to South America?
Scootaloo: What? No?.. Coarse not.
Diamond Tiera: ... I'm glad because I would not have seen that coming.
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorito character Twilight and AppleJack, por using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer leitura Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pónei, pônei has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorito character Twilight and AppleJack, por using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer leitura Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pónei, pônei has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy urso wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
bordo, maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy urso wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
bordo, maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!