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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The police station in Santa Barbara was where Pierce, and Bob were.

Police Pony: Okay, you were seen hanging out with ponies in the Scarza Mafia.
Pierce: That was an accident. We went to see a lighthouse, and these two ponies came at us, and asked us questions. They found out we didn't know anything, so we left.
Police Pony: We don't believe you. You better sing to us.
Bob: Sing?
Police Pony: Yes. Sing.
Bob: Okay. We'll sing.
Pierce: *Playing an accordion he got out of nowhere*
Bob: *Singing* I was a stallion, travelling from L.A. My destination was Seattle.
Pierce: *Also singing* Yes Seattle.
Bob: *Continues singing* We went there to try, and get a promotion.
Pierce: From escrivaninha, mesa clerks to big shots, we would become successful.
Bob: But then the cops arrested us, thinking we were part of a gang.

The song ended

Police Pony: That's not what I meant. Tell us in your own words what happened with those gangsters before you got arrested.
Pierce: Our own words?
Police Pony: Yes.
Pierce: We don't have our own words. We use the words everypony else uses.
Bob: Pierce?
Pierce: You want us to tell you in our own words? Okay. Neek Kaiwai Condon Fluuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Police Pony: *Annoyed* Get out of here!
Pierce: Thanks. *Leaves with Bob*

Karl was travelling on Interstate 99. He had just gotten out of Mcfarland, and was continuing to head Northbound.

Karl: *Sees two ponies blocking his path* What are they doing?
Ponies: *Playing football*
Karl: *Honks the horn*
Ponies: *Moving out of the way*
Karl: *Passes them* If I encounter anymore reckless ponies like that-

Just then a baseball cracked the window on his left

Karl: *Stops the car* Where did that come from? *Gets out, and sees three colts playing baseball on the side of the road* What do you three think you're doing?!
Colt: Playing baseball.
Karl: I can see that, you're too close to the road! Go play somewhere else!
Colts: *Leaving*
Karl: *Looks at the broken window* Oh for crying out loud. I can't get to Seattle in a car like this. It's gotta look nice. *Gets back in the car* If I can't fix it, I'll have to steal another car. *Drives*

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posted by alinah_09
the seguinte day,the group of friends left Ponyville (with the exception of Cosmic),they may not have much sightseeing but the short vacation was still memorable,in a good and bad way...i mean,going through all that,how could anypony not remember any of those?!

chooga chooga chooga....

its the sound of the train while the friends were inside with Moonlight sitting beside Spectrum leitura a book called "Memories",Spectrum,who was sitting por the window,just stared at the constantly moving pictures of the outside,day dreaming.Moonshine and Winter sat beside each other,Flame seated..or rather snoozing...
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 she invited batedeira, misturador to go in an alley
she invited Mixer to go in an alley
After Wooden torradeira did her música video she invited batedeira, misturador to go in an alley in the factory. He did so, And once he arrived torradeira laid a kiss softly on batedeira, misturador smooching all over him. Bore was surprised and fell in amor with Wooden immediately. Later that dia both ponies kissed and hugged each other for quite awhile. When arco iris, arco-íris Dash came over she yelled at Bore for wasting time ,"What is Wooden torradeira doing making amor to you?!" she pergunta the worker angrily. ,"Listen Boss i can explain.." but he was cut off por seeing Dash grab torradeira and throwing her out the exit of the factory. After...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Parcival
Parcival
It was a rainy dia in Canterlot, or should I say night. P was on her computer typing something for several hours ever since Con Mane was shot to death.

Commander Con Mane was a wonderful agent. Though he got careless in a couple of his assignments, most of them were done with precision, and a razor sharp mind.

That was as far as P could go, until she decided to go to bed. It was 11:30 PM when she stopped. She'd work on it again when she woke up.

The seguinte morning, P had to ride to a place in Canterlot, where she would be talking with another pony.

At the building.

Parcival: I appreciate you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con Mane in disguise.
Con Mane in disguise.
When Con called P, she was angry with him.

P: Goddamnit Con! You weren't supposed to kill anyone!
Con: Yeah well Der Cheif is still alive, and I found a way to get the money from him.
P: How? Blow his head off?
Con: I'm going to follow him to the Casino Of Solace, and win the money he stole.
P: Ok, but this is your last chance. If you kill one mais pony, your license to murder will be provoked. Now come back to Canterlot.

Con returned to Canterlot so he could get some supplies. He got money, and he was being disguised to look like another pony. He was going to Alicorn City which was where the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
"I'm Pinkie Pie!" said Pinkie Pie, "who are you?" The filly then replied, "I'm Diamond Tiara." After she said that, arco iris, arco-íris Dash told her they had to go, grabbed Pinkie, and flew away as fast as she could. "Why did you do that?" Pinkie asked. "I know that filly, she's annoying as hell." Pinkie looked confused, "Why?" "Pinkie, that was Diamond Tiara, the most obnoxious pónei, pônei in the world." Dash said. "I don't know why she asked who you were, but it's probably because of Applebloom." They soon went off to sweet maçã, apple acres to warn Applebloom. "Diamond Tiara probably wants something Pinkie gave...
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Warning: You may die from a lot of laughter, as this video is very funny.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 8, 1961
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:39 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nikki was entering the yards in a short freight train. She was bringing in hopper cars that were just loaded with grain.

Nikki: *Stops her train seguinte to the yard tower, and gets out*
Snowflake: *Walks downstairs from her tower* Welcome back Nikki.
Nikki: Howdy.
Snowflake: Pete wants to see you in his office.

In Pete's office.

Nikki: What? When did this happen?
Pete: Last night. Michael tried calling you last night after Meadow was killed, but some lines were down in Ogden.
Nikki: My sister was killed. *A tear goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Dike
Dike
Date: March 1, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 12:59 PM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

Ponies: *Sitting in a room, waiting for their boss*
Dike: I wonder who that new worker is Douglas got for us.
Highball: You're not the only one.
Douglas: *Walks into the room with Metal Gloss* Hello everypony, our new worker has arrived.
Metal Gloss: Hello.
Ponies: Hello.
Highball: Where'd you come from?
Metal Gloss: Cheyenne. I work on the Union Pacific.
Douglas: She's staying with us, until I'm able to hire a pónei, pônei that can take Tom's spot. Now Metal Gloss, you will work with the orange, and yellow...
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