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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd you do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money mais then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting you be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did you do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. You changed my voice man!
Celestia: seguinte time, I'll take your wings away.
Royal Guard: Princess, arco iris, arco-íris Dash is arriving with a grey hedgehog.
Celestia: Who could she be with?
Twilight Sparkle: Man I know that hedgehog. He's Sean. Met him at Rarity's boutique.
Celestia: Can we trust him?
Royal Guard: She seems okay. They must be friends.

mais then friends actually.

Sean: *Stops the car in front of Twilight's castle*
Royal Guards: *Standing at the front entrance* Who are you?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: It's okay, he's with me. Is Twilight here?
Royal Guard: topo, início floor. She's with Celestia, and Luna.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Oh good. *Walks into the castle*
Sean: *Follows arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Royal Guard 98: *Running with bullets in his armor*
Royal Guard: What happened to you?
Royal Guard 98: Those humans Pinkie Pie mentioned. They kidnapped several ponies including Applejack, and Fluttershy. I saw them, and they nearly killed me.
Royal Guard: Is Pinkie Pie alright?
Royal Guard 98: She's seguro in Sugarcube Corner.
Royal Guard: Inform the princess right away.
Royal Guard 98: *Runs into the castle*

On the topo, início floor of the castle.

Twilight: *Sees Sean arrive with arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Dash, nice of you to stop por with Sean man. You two can tell Princess Celestia to give me back my normal voice!
Sean: What happened?
Twilight: I took money from Pinkie Pie man, and she's punishing me for it.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You mean you roubou it?
Twilight: Man I didn't steal nothing!
Celestia: Then how do you explain the two grand on your dresser, that's also missing from Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: Just a coincidence man.
Luna: We even got a video of you stealing the money.
Royal Guard 98: *Arrives* Excuse me princesses. I don't mean to interrupt, but the humans Pinkie warned us about have attacked our town, and taken several ponies hostage.
Celestia: Where's Pinkie?
Royal Guard 98: Hiding in Sugarcube Corner, but the humans have Applejack, and Fluttershy, along with other ponies.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Oh no.
Sean: Eggman! Let's go!
Celestia: Who's that?
Sean: I'll explain on the way. *Points to the 98th Royal Guard* You, tell me where you found them!
Royal Guard 98: They've taken over Sweet maçã, apple Acres, and some of their soldiers have also taken control of some houses nearby.
Sean: Let's go everyone, we have no time to waste!

Everyone left Twilight's castle, on their way to Sugarcube Corner, to save the ponies taken hostage.

2 B Continued
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Wheels of Evil – Part 11


The doorbell rang. The turquoise unicorn idled on the porch for several minutes. There was no answer. She rang the doorbell again and again. After a while, the door opened for a bit. Only for a gap…

“Oh, Lyra… I didn’t expect you today…”

“Hello, Doctor! I came to see if there’s anything I can do to help.” Lyra explains happily. “How’s the reconstruction going?”

“Good… Good…” the brown earth pónei, pônei replies abstractedly.

“Oh, great! Sooo… Can I take a look?”

“No… I… this is a very delicate stage right now… listen, I’m very busy…”...
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Ok before you read the fanfic I want you guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I posted it a while atrás but I made some changes to it. I also posted it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter por chapter. Feel free to tell me what you think and If you have any suggestions or see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...
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 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is queen Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had lost their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his rifle and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded por signaling to the tank drivers to fogo at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their canhão the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
Okay so this is a parody of the movie Watchmen - O Filme if you haven`t seen it. You should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
aguardente de maçã as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
arco iris, arco-íris dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: oi u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: arco iris, arco-íris dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes arco iris, arco-íris a filly)

filly dash: oi u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks arco iris, arco-íris back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
posted by StarWarsFan7
Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie seguinte to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and artigo about why arco iris, arco-íris dash is my favorito pónei, pônei so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my favorito is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the as cores of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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I thought about this a lot and decided to write an artigo about it. If you've noticed, most ponies have cute markings that explain their name. For example, when Lyra was born, they named her Lyra, and this name defines the future sweet mark. Because when Lyra got a little older, playing the lyre became her special talent. So how does this happen? Do their parents see the future? Not just Lyra's parents, but others as well. Let's start with Minuette, for example. Minuette means minuto in Italian and the sweet sign of Minuette is an hourglass. How did Minuette's parents name her for her future...
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1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3

I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make you different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't

We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day

Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

I wish you saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through

I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say

That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:



Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, you may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...
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Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:

Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. por stagecoach.

Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.

Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)

Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!

Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money you owe me.

Master Sword: I owe you money?

(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33

Master Sword: Oh.. Right..

(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)

Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back...
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This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..






Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main rua was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours or more, Because natal needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest animais gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by Xavier5
Source: The Crossovers from: My Little pónei, pônei and Mew Mew Power and Production por Xavier Antonio