I drove to Sweet maçã, apple Acres. Up ahead, three fillies were running por the dirt road.
Applebloom: *Running* Y'all can't catch me.
Sweetie Belle: *Sees Sean's car* Whoa, that's cool.
Scootaloo: I think I know how we'll get our cutie mark today girls.
They stood in front of me blocking my path.
Sean: *Stops his car* What are you doing? *Gets out of his car* Will you get out of the way please?
Applebloom: How did you get that car?
Scootaloo: Did you make it yourself?
Sean: I didn't. I got it for free as a reward for stopping a bad guy from destroying a city.
Sweetie Belle: Who was the bad guy you were fighting?
Sean: Doctor Eggman. I doubt you three heard of him. He's from a different world.
Scootaloo: You're right. I never heard of him.
Just then, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon appeared, and they were going to do what they usually do around the CMC.
Diamond Tiara: Well well well, looks like the blank flanks are still blank after all.
Silver Spoon: *Looks at Sean* And who is this guy?
Sean: Look, you two seem intelligent. Do you know what it means to go away?
Diamond Tiara: Not until we make fun of these three for not having their cutie mark.
Sean: Cutie mark? What the hell is that? That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. I feel sorry that you have one.
No one has ever said that to Diamond Tiara. She was shocked por this, and walked away with Silver Spoon.
Sean: Do they always bully you three like that?
Sweetie Belle: Not always, but whenever they see us they do.
Sean: I'm sure that is what always means.
Applebloom: Girls, I'm actually hungry. What do you say we grab some lunch?
Sean: I'm hungry too. Where's a good spot to eat in this town?
Applebloom: Sweet maçã, apple Acres. Follow us. *Runs to Sweet maçã, apple Acres with her friends*
Sean: *Follows in his car*
Later at Sweet maçã, apple Acres.
Applejack: *Making maçã, apple Pies*
Big Macintosh: *Making maçã, apple Cider*
Applejack: After we finish all of this, we'll get back to work.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: *Arrives with Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo* Applejack, guess what?!
Applejack: Whoa, you look very excited. What happened?
Sweetie Belle: Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon bullied us again.
Scootaloo: But this hedgehog with a sweet car made them stop.
Applejack: What are you talking about?
Sean: *Walks toward Applejack* Hi. I'm the hedgehog your daughter is talking about.
Applejack: Daughter? *Looks at Applebloom* Oh, you must mean Applebloom. She's my little sister.
Sean: No offense, but she looks to young to be your sister.
Applejack: *Laughs* None taken partner. What can I do for you?
Sean: Your sister says I can get a decent lunch here.
Applebloom: What do you say AJ? Make him something that'll knock his socks off.
Applejack: Well, I just did finish making maçã, apple pies.
Big Macintosh: And I made maçã, apple cider.
Sean: That sounds good enough to me.
I sat down with Applebloom, her family, and friends. Together, we had maçã, apple pie, and maçã, apple cider. It was the best lunch I ever had. When I finished, I said that to Applejack.
Applejack: I appreciate it.
Sean: *Stands up* That was great, and all, but I gotta go. There are some other ponies I would like to meet.
Applejack: Have you met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful. Thank you. *Leaves*
Applebloom: Applejack, what's a sex addict?
Applejack: *Sighs* Why did I say that outloud?
2 B Continued
Applebloom: *Running* Y'all can't catch me.
Sweetie Belle: *Sees Sean's car* Whoa, that's cool.
Scootaloo: I think I know how we'll get our cutie mark today girls.
They stood in front of me blocking my path.
Sean: *Stops his car* What are you doing? *Gets out of his car* Will you get out of the way please?
Applebloom: How did you get that car?
Scootaloo: Did you make it yourself?
Sean: I didn't. I got it for free as a reward for stopping a bad guy from destroying a city.
Sweetie Belle: Who was the bad guy you were fighting?
Sean: Doctor Eggman. I doubt you three heard of him. He's from a different world.
Scootaloo: You're right. I never heard of him.
Just then, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon appeared, and they were going to do what they usually do around the CMC.
Diamond Tiara: Well well well, looks like the blank flanks are still blank after all.
Silver Spoon: *Looks at Sean* And who is this guy?
Sean: Look, you two seem intelligent. Do you know what it means to go away?
Diamond Tiara: Not until we make fun of these three for not having their cutie mark.
Sean: Cutie mark? What the hell is that? That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. I feel sorry that you have one.
No one has ever said that to Diamond Tiara. She was shocked por this, and walked away with Silver Spoon.
Sean: Do they always bully you three like that?
Sweetie Belle: Not always, but whenever they see us they do.
Sean: I'm sure that is what always means.
Applebloom: Girls, I'm actually hungry. What do you say we grab some lunch?
Sean: I'm hungry too. Where's a good spot to eat in this town?
Applebloom: Sweet maçã, apple Acres. Follow us. *Runs to Sweet maçã, apple Acres with her friends*
Sean: *Follows in his car*
Later at Sweet maçã, apple Acres.
Applejack: *Making maçã, apple Pies*
Big Macintosh: *Making maçã, apple Cider*
Applejack: After we finish all of this, we'll get back to work.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: *Arrives with Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo* Applejack, guess what?!
Applejack: Whoa, you look very excited. What happened?
Sweetie Belle: Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon bullied us again.
Scootaloo: But this hedgehog with a sweet car made them stop.
Applejack: What are you talking about?
Sean: *Walks toward Applejack* Hi. I'm the hedgehog your daughter is talking about.
Applejack: Daughter? *Looks at Applebloom* Oh, you must mean Applebloom. She's my little sister.
Sean: No offense, but she looks to young to be your sister.
Applejack: *Laughs* None taken partner. What can I do for you?
Sean: Your sister says I can get a decent lunch here.
Applebloom: What do you say AJ? Make him something that'll knock his socks off.
Applejack: Well, I just did finish making maçã, apple pies.
Big Macintosh: And I made maçã, apple cider.
Sean: That sounds good enough to me.
I sat down with Applebloom, her family, and friends. Together, we had maçã, apple pie, and maçã, apple cider. It was the best lunch I ever had. When I finished, I said that to Applejack.
Applejack: I appreciate it.
Sean: *Stands up* That was great, and all, but I gotta go. There are some other ponies I would like to meet.
Applejack: Have you met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful. Thank you. *Leaves*
Applebloom: Applejack, what's a sex addict?
Applejack: *Sighs* Why did I say that outloud?
2 B Continued
