Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed por any actors.
Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops
Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: oi yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell por your username.
1Indian1: No you couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what you do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure you told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are you deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what you told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later in the match
1Indian1: oi listen, if you guys let me win, I'll give you all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! You gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If you demote me one mais time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so you can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for mais players to join.
1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my seguinte rap. 24, 31, that's the password to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: You do realize you have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my seguinte one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are you retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up seguinte is The Movie Studio
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed por any actors.
Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops
Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: oi yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell por your username.
1Indian1: No you couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what you do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure you told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are you deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what you told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later in the match
1Indian1: oi listen, if you guys let me win, I'll give you all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! You gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If you demote me one mais time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so you can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for mais players to join.
1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my seguinte rap. 24, 31, that's the password to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: You do realize you have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my seguinte one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are you retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up seguinte is The Movie Studio
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the castelo hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue pónei, pônei that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she said her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
(roar!) said Dark shadow. Run! said esmeralda and twilight. What are we going to! Said Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! said Twilight.
(Roar!) Said dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us said Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped said Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the seguinte part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pónei, pônei shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pónei, pônei shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
Or else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at arco iris, arco-íris Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pónei, pônei shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pónei, pônei shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
Or else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at arco iris, arco-íris Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved por many. I made them laugh. Then one dia I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that oi apologized! She's giving you a queque, muffin comprar right seguinte to my bolinho, queque shop! OMG and you get to have me throw you a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved por many. I made them laugh. Then one dia I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that oi apologized! She's giving you a queque, muffin comprar right seguinte to my bolinho, queque shop! OMG and you get to have me throw you a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
First things first, thank you to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony artigo I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even mais similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.
1. You go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and you admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. You try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. You do prove it.
6. You hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, or fãs of ponies.
8. You discover who your true friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best artigos I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
1. You go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and you admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. You try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. You do prove it.
6. You hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, or fãs of ponies.
8. You discover who your true friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best artigos I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.