Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 3 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two hours after Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha went into the theater, the movie ends. They enter Gordon's car, and start driving.

Gordon: That was cool.
Case Cracker: You're goddamn right it was. Once it gets out on tape, I'm gonna buy a copy.
Gordon: What do you want to do now?
Case Cracker: You know any event happening today here?
Gordon: Uh, not really. Do you?
Case Cracker: No just been outta town for a while, wondering if their was anything going on today, but we are NOT going to see the Wonderbolts again, that was a ripoff.
Gordon: What? Just because those Rock Island Bikers tried to kill us?
Case Cracker: Then the Wonderbolts bail on the show and cancelar their performances for a week due to the "stress" put on one of their wings.
Gordon: Well, you do have to admit, those stunts they pulled seemed pretty hard. *Stops at Case Cracker's house* I'm gonna let you off here so I can go home.
Case Cracker: Alright man, see you. *Gets out*
Gordon: *Drives away*
Case Cracker: *Enters the house*

Song (Start it at 1:40): link

Sprocket: *Standing in front of Case Cracker* So, how did things go?
Case Cracker: Quicker than expected. Only trouble is I saw Michael with Jim.
Sprocket: What do you think is going to happen?
Case Cracker: I ain't sure. Anything. If we're lucky, he'll just apologize, and stop trying to kill us.
Sprocket: I wanna cadastrar-se your gang.
Case Cracker: Girl, you askin' for too much.
Sprocket: You want me to ask for too much? *Kneels down*
Case Cracker: What are you doing?

I think you know where this is going.

Case Cracker: Okay, now you're asking for too much.

2 B Continued

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Adventures in Equestria: Tear Drop and Night fogo

posted by hikari_hiwatari

Tear Drop was asleep in her cama she snuggled into her travesseiro until she felt a nudge "Tear Drop time to wake up" she heard her older brother say as he kept nudging her to wake up "uhhh Nighty I don't wanna go to school" Tear Drop covered her face with her blanket Night fogo chuckled "come on now sis you haft to go to school!" Tear Drop sighed "but no pónei, pônei likes me there" she sat up Night fogo smiled and hugged his little sister "don't worry I'm sure today will be mais awesome beside i made your favourite down stairs" Tear Drop's ears went straight up as she heard that and zoomed down stairs...

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*SPOILERS* Season 3 Song Lyrics

posted by shadirby

This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My coração is pure (her coração is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this

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pónei, pônei Birthdays SUCK.

posted by triq267

So, since today is Tawnyjay's birthday, I decided today was the perfect dia to post the artigo I've been thinking about. Here I go.

I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee or Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to show this.

I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope...

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aguardente de maçã

posted by StarWarsFan7

Applejack is a reliable and hard-working pony, although headstrong about doing things on her own. She tackles the annual maçã, apple harvest all por herself while her brother Big Macintosh recovers from an injury in Applebuck Season. Big Mac calmly expresses concerns over her intention to harvest hundreds of maçã, apple trees por herself, but aguardente de maçã snaps at him and his "fancy mathematics", and decides to try it anyway, while still making time to help out her friends at various tasks.

After she diverts a stampede that was headed to Ponyville, the townsfolk hold a ceremony in her honor, where her close...

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Twilight Sparkle

posted by StarWarsFan7

When Twilight Sparkle is first introduced in Friendship is Magic, part 1, she is so devoted to studying that she even studies during her breaks, much to her assistant Spike's dismay. She deliberately avoids contact with other ponies who ask her to a party, as she states that "the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends" and that Night Mare Moon's return is a mais important business to attend to.

When she is ordered por Princess Celestia to see to the arrangements of the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville and to try and make friends, she still tries to avoid the latter request and...

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If MLP Was A Life Action Movie (Part 1)

posted by KotokoAihara

I've seen a couple of posts like this on the internet and I'm not sure how I feel about it. However, I could see it happening since we already have humanized ponies. These are the actors and atrizes that I think can pull off the characters. This list will only have the mane six, Spike, the princesses, the royal couple, and the CMC.
The mane six and spike will get two topo, início choices and the others will get one.

Twilight Sparkle
1. Zooey Deschanel
I was never a big fã of her until I recently started to watch her show New Girl. I always though she was pretty, but I amor her in New Girl. I think she...

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Pinkie Pie wallpaper

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Twilight Sparkle EqG

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arco iris, arco-íris Dash

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When I'm a Trophy Wife

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The reasons why arco iris, arco-íris Dash is my favorito pónei, pônei

posted by DisneyFan333

Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and artigo about why arco iris, arco-íris dash is my favorito pónei, pônei so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my favorito is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the as cores of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....

Human Spike

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Derpy Hooves Blingee

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Source: Blingee.com (ZeMagicks77)

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Me In Ponyville-Part 1 The Mysterious Portal

posted by Dragon-88

It starts with me watching tv, drawing, or anything else, when a portal appears out of nowhere! I thought I was still asleep, but it wasn't a dream. I figured it was a time travel portal, so I jump in, and.....ZAP!! I thought I went back in time. Turns out I got turned into a stallion and got sent to Ponyville! I was stunned. I passed out, and six mares surrounded me. One said, "I've never seen him before!" Another said "Maybe he can help me buck apples!" And the last one said "He's kinda cute! Does he like parties?" I was out for two minutes. The moment I woke up, the same six mares were staring...

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Horseshoe Bay: Pilot Episode

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Horseshoe Bay

The cast

Star Ponies

Ten Cents
Hercules
Warrior
Top Hat
OJ
Big Macintosh

Z-stack Ponies

Zorran
Zebedee
Zak
Zip
Zug

Ok, stop the music

Horseshoe baía is in Baltimare, and many ships full of ponies, and or cargo go there.

Two new companies were created there. Both were for the bay, and what they did was important. The two companies both had a fleet of tugboats, big, and small. The ponies driving them had to deliver barges of material from place to place, and help ships enter, or leave the bay.

What were the names of the two companies? One was called estrela Tugs....

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Saten twist season 2 episode 3... Part 5

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.

CHiPs Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Arthur Grossman

At Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters, an officer named Arthur Grossman was showing everypony a new watch he bought.

Arthur: I got a coupon that allowed me to get 30% off. This watch is made out of 24 karat gold.
CHP Ponies: Whoa. Cool.
Jon: Where did you get a watch like that?
Arthur: At this store across the rua from the train station. I amor this thing.
Frank: You better be careful out there on your motorcycle. We wouldn't want to see you hitting the pavement, and ruining that lovely watch.
Arthur: I'll be fine.
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay everypony, sit down, and be quiet.

When...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 1

posted by Canada24

Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one mais time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' mais to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be mais to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And arco iris, arco-íris Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...

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Don't Eat bolo de copo On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rainbow Dash's car

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and we were going to mover into a very nice house por a bolinho, queque factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the tronco, porta-malas of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want...