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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Blooper time. Since Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada were two of the special guest stars in this show, we have a song to play during the bloopers, just for them.

Song: link

Tom: Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: The CHiPs music.

Song: link

Master Sword: Happy 5th of July!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* OH SHIT I GOT IT WRONG!!!

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Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, but crashes into a tree*
Director: Cut.
Harry: *Gets out of the bus* Who gave Malfoy a license?
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, and crashes into a Volkswagen*
Ron: *Vomits on Draco* I'm getting sick of your pathetic driving.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is a nightmare. I can go on a rage! *Wakes up* Did I say I can instead of can't? I'm sorry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is an outrage. I can't go on a rage! *Catches on fire* Oh, never mind, I'm going on one right now.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Alex: Okay, let's go with filmes Starring Tom Hanks for 600. This actor starred in Forrest Gump.
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: Eh, who is...
Alex: Yes?
Larry: Tom...
Alex: You're almost there! Go on!
Larry: I got it. Who is Tom Reilly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is that?
Larry: The guy that replaced me on CHiPs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I think you should say Tom Cruise instead. Can we do that scene again?

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Alex: That's it for Jeopardy. Sean, if you're watching this, please come back.
Sean: *Arrives* I'm back Trebek!
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Thank goodness. I really missed you.
Sean: I missed you too Alex, but it was also fun to have sex with your grand daughter during filming of my new movie.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

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Nikki: Randolph! *Runs to Corporal Agarn, but trips*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks onto the stage* She's trying to take my character away!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Kasey: Haha! We have successfully stolen a camera from MGM. Now we shall make a film that will knock the socks off of everypony. Wait a minute, nopony wears socks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sexy Mare: *Walks onto the stage wearing socks* What about me?
Director: No! Cut, cut, cut!!
Kasey: What? I'm having a great time!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End
posted by Canada24
 ^^ "That is some good s***!"
^^ "That is some good s***!"
"Damn!" prime Twilight cried disppointedly.

"Sorry sweetie. But it's offical. There is absolutely nothing, that ANY of my books can tell me about creating a portal to their universe" prime Twilight said to prime Pinkie.

"Are you sure!? Maybe we should double look!" prime Pinkie cried, preparing to dig though all the books they had piled all over the particular room of prime Twilight's house.

"We already did that, two dozen times" prime Twilight replied, holding back her uncharacteristically tense, rosa, -de-rosa friend.

prime Pinkie simply groaned in response.

prime Pinkie looked behind her, beliefly checking...
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Scootaloo and her two friends were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even mais can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's arco iris, arco-íris Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS amor you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your segundo mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would you three shut the hell...
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posted by Canada24
CHAPTER 7:

Rainbow dash was still sleeping peacefully when suddenly she was gently woken up.

"Dashie, wake up, we're here" Twilight said quitely.

"Huh? What?" the colorful Pegasus groaned, barelly awake.

"We arrived at UK" Twilight said, still speaking softly to her sleepy friend.

"Oh.. Right" arco iris, arco-íris said, remembering why he and Twilight were in the hot air balloon, and so the cyan Pegasus stretched as she began getting up from her lovely nap.

"Come on now, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, let's hurry" Twilight said, jumping out of the large rosa, -de-rosa balloon basket.

"Rainbow?"

"Coming, coming" the Pegasus groaned. But unfortantly...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 2

She is alone in the shadows. The sunlight is too bright. The forest hides her. Christine is alone under the branches of the Everfree. Nothing moves in the heat. The air is sultry and stifling. The town billows like a mirage in the distance. She can’t go out. The sun’s too warm here. The engine will overheat in minutes. She waits.

The daylight finally gives in to the approaching night. The air is fresh now. Something’s going down in Ponyville. Some kind of social gathering or a parade. She’s not sure which. This will be her night. She feels it.

After a few hours...
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Later that dia nearly all of the mane 6 were hanging in the Ponyville Compound.

Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do you always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do you always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.

The seguinte dia was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.

Rainbow Dash: 5 oranges please.
Orange seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rarity & aguardente de maçã were having a conversation when...

Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap aguardente de maçã & Rarity*
Sean: oi Dash can you get aguardente de maçã for me?
Rainbow Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist pónei, pônei 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.

Inside the ship

Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh...
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 Sad Derpy D:
Sad Derpy D:
I heard About Derpy "kicked" From MLP and it soo sad. Some Bronys in Poland start make somethink like "Save Derpy fã Group" and I Think Will All countries have somethink like this and someone do something huge about it AND Hasbro see this, they maybe MAYBE get Derpy back to show... dont know but one is complete know... MLP FIM maybe coming to... end... dont want end of FIM. Its End of MLP FIM or Its have LARGE changes LAAARGE... There Some Promosals from me about "changes" in MLP FIM. Maybe ALL 6 Ponies going to be alicorns like Twilight? Or In Sad end its going be characters change? Guys do you want characters change because i dont want see someone eleses in MLP FIM. The Changess coming...and it can be drastic changes for bronys...

(sorry For My English I From Poland)
"Hellllllllooooooo!!! everypony!! and Welcome to pónei, pônei Games!" Benny said "Im here with Cotton Swirl,Autumn Leaves and Dryrain!". "Today we will be playing Claustrophobia!".."I CANT HEAR THE GUY TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dryrain yelled as Benny fell out of her seat. "REALLY?! IM THE ONLY ONE WITH HEAD PHONES!!!!!!" Benny yelled as she got up and back in her seat.

"I think that Slender got lost in the maze too" Benny said as Cotton Swirl said "Hes like 'WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY?!...I CANT GET MY SLEND ON!"."HES NOT APPERING FOR ME?!!! WHY?!!!!" Autumn yelled "oh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" she yelled...
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me: *playing on dsi like a boss*
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer falcão punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
1. Scootaloo is chicken
Origin::
At S1E17 (Stare Master) CMC is helping Fluttershy rescue her chickens back. When on way. maçã, apple Bloom teases Scootaloo as "Chicken". This thing annoys Scootaloo very much. This thing start spreading many sites such Memebase, Know Your Meme and more. Many fãs are creating silly imagens e.g.: comida which chicken flavoured, areleady photoshopped por switching the chicken with Scootaloo.

More info in: link

2. Rarity is marshmallow
Origin:
Due her casaco color, she known to be marshmallow por fans. fãs makes many fanart like a marshmallow with Rarity's mane.

More info in:link...
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 "Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship

Episode 1: It Begins part 1

Dawn panted as she cantered down the rua in Ponyville. Gotta to get to the Ponyville Hotel! She thought. She almost past it in her rush. She then bounded through the doors, up the marble stairs, and rapidly knocked on room 245’s door.

“Uncle Armor, Aunt Cadance, open up! It’s me, Dawn Bright,” Dawn shouted. She then heard hoofsteps and then her uncle, Shining Armor, opened the door and said, “Dawn Bright great of you- Dawn didn’t give him the chance to finish as she rushed in and hide behind a chair.

Aunt Cadance walked...
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