On The Block Episode 21 Part 2 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 21: Advertisements Don't Belong On The Internet

Double Scoop was invited to Tom's house.

Tom: Hey, glad you could make it.
Double Scoop: Thanks. So, what are we going to do first?
Tom: Well, there is this racing game I want to show you on the internet.
Double Scoop: Oh, I'm not into racing.
Tom: Why not?
Double Scoop: Because I always have trouble shifting gears.
Tom: You always choose automatic with your transmission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Oh.
Tom: I think you'll like this game. You don't have to shift gears. All you gotta do, is drive, and that's all.
Double Scoop: Okay. I'm ready.

They go up to Tom's room.

Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a segundo to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Playset.
Double Scoop: I hate advertisements!
Tom: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Everyone hates them. *Refreshes the page* Hopefully, that's the last one we ever see.

But he was wrong. Another advertisement appeared.

Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: aranha Stallion is back. He must save Manehattan from The Sandman before things get out of hoof.
Tom: Too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Refreshes the page*
Double Scoop: Are you sure refreshing the page gets rid of advertisements?
Tom: It's worked before, yeah. *Sees another advertisement* What the hell?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Hello, you have just recieved another advertisement, brought to you por Spamdex.
Double Scoop: Oh no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex is a wonderful company that constantly sends you advertisements, which can...

Annoy you
Make your time on the internet completely useless
And cost you money. In fact, we collect one dollar from you, for every segundo the advertisement plays.

Advertisement Pony: The best thing about all of this is that we can send you a virus, which prevents you from getting rid of any of the advertisements we send you. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex, the ultimate advertisement sender.
Tom: I give up. *Turns off his laptop*
Double Scoop: I have lost all faith in ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: They put a virus on this thing. I need to get a new laptop. *Looks at the audience* Coming up seguinte is Celebrity Jeopardy. Don't go away.

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