Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye entered the train yards, and saw the engines he had to bring to Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his engine, and looks at the new engines*
Mirage: *Arrives* Lovely locomotives, aren't they?
Hawkeye: Where did you come from?
Mirage: Pete had me drive a freight train carrying gasoline, and livestock here.
Hawkeye: Gasoline, and livestock? That doesn't sound like a good combo.
Mirage: Yeah, Pete told me to be careful.
Yard Pony: *Arrives* Are you the two ponies delivering these engines to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Yes.
Yard Pony: You better get going. We're expecting a freight train with fifty five freight cars.
Hawkeye: We're on our way. *Couples his engine to the new engines*
Mirage: *Climbs into the engine cab*
Hawkeye: *Climbs into the engine cab, and drives the train*
Mirage: We're on our way.
Hawkeye: To tell you the truth, I think it's great that we're getting new engines, but what we really need are new parts.
Mirage: They're mais expensive. It was cheaper to order new engines.
Hawkeye: Alright, I didn't know that.
Meanwhile in Cheyenne.
Pete: *Signing papers*
Percy: *Enters Pete's office* Denver just called. They say that Pierce, and Nocturnal Mirage are on their way over here.
Pete: Ah, good. I have a new job for you Percy. While Pierce, and Mirage are delivering the new engines, I want you to repair the track on Archer Hill. Some of the spikes are loose.
Percy: I can fix it.
Pete: And bring Jeff with you. It'll be too hard to fix the track on Archer colina por yourself.
Pete: Okay. *Leaves the office*
Hawkeye, and Mirage just got out of Denver, when they saw a red signal in front of them.
Hawkeye: *Stops the train*
Mirage: What seems to be the problem?
Hawkeye: I don't know. Our line seems clear. Signals stay red until a train gets a mile ahead of it. I can see five miles ahead of us, and there is no train.
Mirage: Perhaps the tracks are in bad condition?
Hawkeye: No, they seem okay. Something is not right here.
A bullet hit the window in the engine's cab.
Mirage: I think I know what you mean. *Sees gangsters running toward the train with guns*
Hawkeye: Red signal, or not, I'm moving forward. *Drives the train*
Gangsters: *Shooting at Hawkeye, and Mirage*
Mirage: Why do they want us dead? We don't have anything valuable.
Hawkeye: New engines. They could steal them, and sell them to a different railroad for half price.
Mirage: How would they do that?
Hawkeye: Get forged papers, and ID cards, and no one would know they were gangsters. Instead, they would think they were workers for the U.P.
Mirage: Christ. Why can't those gangsters just stay on the streets, and kill ponies there? They always want to steal stuff from us.
2 B Continued
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye entered the train yards, and saw the engines he had to bring to Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his engine, and looks at the new engines*
Mirage: *Arrives* Lovely locomotives, aren't they?
Hawkeye: Where did you come from?
Mirage: Pete had me drive a freight train carrying gasoline, and livestock here.
Hawkeye: Gasoline, and livestock? That doesn't sound like a good combo.
Mirage: Yeah, Pete told me to be careful.
Yard Pony: *Arrives* Are you the two ponies delivering these engines to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Yes.
Yard Pony: You better get going. We're expecting a freight train with fifty five freight cars.
Hawkeye: We're on our way. *Couples his engine to the new engines*
Mirage: *Climbs into the engine cab*
Hawkeye: *Climbs into the engine cab, and drives the train*
Mirage: We're on our way.
Hawkeye: To tell you the truth, I think it's great that we're getting new engines, but what we really need are new parts.
Mirage: They're mais expensive. It was cheaper to order new engines.
Hawkeye: Alright, I didn't know that.
Meanwhile in Cheyenne.
Pete: *Signing papers*
Percy: *Enters Pete's office* Denver just called. They say that Pierce, and Nocturnal Mirage are on their way over here.
Pete: Ah, good. I have a new job for you Percy. While Pierce, and Mirage are delivering the new engines, I want you to repair the track on Archer Hill. Some of the spikes are loose.
Percy: I can fix it.
Pete: And bring Jeff with you. It'll be too hard to fix the track on Archer colina por yourself.
Pete: Okay. *Leaves the office*
Hawkeye, and Mirage just got out of Denver, when they saw a red signal in front of them.
Hawkeye: *Stops the train*
Mirage: What seems to be the problem?
Hawkeye: I don't know. Our line seems clear. Signals stay red until a train gets a mile ahead of it. I can see five miles ahead of us, and there is no train.
Mirage: Perhaps the tracks are in bad condition?
Hawkeye: No, they seem okay. Something is not right here.
A bullet hit the window in the engine's cab.
Mirage: I think I know what you mean. *Sees gangsters running toward the train with guns*
Hawkeye: Red signal, or not, I'm moving forward. *Drives the train*
Gangsters: *Shooting at Hawkeye, and Mirage*
Mirage: Why do they want us dead? We don't have anything valuable.
Hawkeye: New engines. They could steal them, and sell them to a different railroad for half price.
Mirage: How would they do that?
Hawkeye: Get forged papers, and ID cards, and no one would know they were gangsters. Instead, they would think they were workers for the U.P.
Mirage: Christ. Why can't those gangsters just stay on the streets, and kill ponies there? They always want to steal stuff from us.
2 B Continued
The other changelings responded por signaling to the tank drivers to fogo at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their canhão the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
filly rarity: oi u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!
Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)
Discord: arco iris, arco-íris dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes arco iris, arco-íris a filly)
filly dash: oi u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks arco iris, arco-íris back)
Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.................
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe you pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're you heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are you going!?
Master Sword: Didn't you hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe you pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're you heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are you going!?
Master Sword: Didn't you hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank you Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank you Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END