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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 16: I've Had Enough Of This

Master Sword: *Watching the news*
News Pony: The weather forecast for this week seems promising. Tomorrow all the way through to Friday, we will have temperatures between 60-80 degrees farenheit, and it will be sunny. However, Saturday, and Sunday will be completely cloudy. No rain will be expected however, but the temperature for Saturday will be 55, and Sunday will be 48. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! NEWS FLASH! WE GOT REPORTS OF A MISSING AIRPLANE!!
Master Sword: *Covering his ears* You don't have to shout. We can hear you!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The missing airplane is from Delta Airlines, and at least 250 ponies were on board. The flight was going from Las Pegasus Neighvada, to St. Foalis Maressouri.
Master Sword: Who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No one cares about a goddamn airplane disappearing. We want to hear about ISIS, and how it's threatening to attack others even though they're weak, due to being from the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The Equestrian Military is trying to find out where the plane could have ended up, and will try to recover the black box.
Master Sword: The plane disappeared, because everyone stopped giving a f**k about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: These disappearing airplanes are becoming attention whores like Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile in Fluttershy's cottage.

MLP Producers: Places everyone.
Director: Fluttershy, we want you to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.

Then a song turned on: link

Twilight: Man, mover out of the f**king way you dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: I-I'm sorry Twilight.
Twilight: You better be sorry. Look at this!! *Points her horn at Fluttershy* And look at these! *Shows off her wings* I'm an alicorn princess with a black man's voice nigga!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Looks at the audience* Yo! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're suppose to cheer everytime I say the N word.
Audience: *Nervously cheer*

Then Master Sword turned the song off as he arrived on stage.

Master Sword: This is not all about you Twilight. Let Fluttershy do her thing, and be cute with Discord, and Angel. *Leaves* Now to give the news industry a piece of my mind.

CBS Studios, Manehattan.

News Pony: What's seguinte on our news lineup?
News pónei, pônei 2: Well, since we're in Manehattan, I think we'll show some footage of some ponies being raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
News pónei, pônei 2: Then we'll mover on to another airplane disappearing.
Master Sword: OH NO YOU WON'T!
Audience: *Clapping*
News Pony: Excuse me. Who are you?
Master Sword: I am a pónei, pônei that will kill you all if you don't stop talking about disappearing airplanes. No one cares about them!
News pónei, pônei 2: I see.
News Pony: Is there anything else you want us to do?
Master Sword: Yeah. In Hawaii Five-0, get some newer police cars. The ones you're currently using are shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Thanks for your feedback. We hope you enjoyed your visit to CBS Studios.
Master Sword: I did not. *Leaves*
News Pony: Aw. That made me sad.

2 B Continued

Coming up next, it's Princess Celestia.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mick & Doug rented a de mesa, flatbed, mesa truck to pull their racecar out of the pool, and then they decided to drive the truck the rest of the way to Connecticut. They were close to the starting point in Darien, when a silver sedan cut them off.

Mick: *Honks the horn as he stops* Whut da hell is dat guy's problem?
Doug: He probably thinks he can cut others off simply cuz he drives one of them foreign cars.
Mick: Yeah, they always drive like assholes.
Donald: *Driving his silver sedan* Eh, I can't believe he almost hit us like that.
Geena: Well, you did run a stop sign-
Donald: I don't care!! Something's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor was now driving a powerful lancha down the Delamare River.

Victor: I'm glad you took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken por everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor was now flying a Cessna 172 with JJ sitting seguinte to him in the cockpit.

Victor: It's too bad we can't fly.
JJ: Well, there are a lot of interesting vehicles down there.
Victor: Yeah... Maybe we can get a Canterlot Firebolt.
JJ: Oh, good idea!
Victor: Nah, we'd get sued for ripping off a Burt Reynolds movie.
JJ: But we already are-
Victor: Hold that thought Brett, I wanna land at that intersection, and get us some 12 packs. *Nosedives towards a road*
JJ: VICTOR, WE CAN'T LAND ON A PUBLIC ROAD!!!!!

But JJ's words were ignored, as the grey stallion landed his plane right in the middle of the road....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, you ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Canterlot, Neigh Jersey. JJ drove his Flam Focus to a comprar that was jointly owned por him, and his best friend, Victor. He quickly ran out of his car, and into the shop.

JJ: oi boss, sorry I'm late. My criceto, hamster was about to die, and I had to try, and give him some mais food.
Victor: Your hamster?
JJ: Yeah, I showed him to you last week, remember?
Victor: Yeah, yeah, get that transmission fixed on the Jetta, and then let's get going. We gotta test out a new car for the Cannonball.
JJ: Cannonball...As in...the Cannonball Run?!
Victor: The one and only. We're gonna need a fast car if we're gonna reach...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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It's been ten years since we've seen Sergi, and Apyr. The two stallions are still doing well, succeeding in every race they attend. But they still seem to end up getting in trouble with the law.

 Sergi's new Lotus
Sergi's new Lotus


It's a beautiful afternoon somewhere in Arizona, with nothing but desert for miles. On one of the vacant highways however, our protagonists are driving very fast in their new car.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A My Little pónei, pônei fã fiction

Sergi: *Stops at a speed sign* Hurry before...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What you think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot castelo is controlled por GlobeX and they...
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