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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and we were going to mover into a very nice house por a bolinho, queque factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Putting bags into the tronco, porta-malas of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on topo, início of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into arco iris, arco-íris Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: You know what else would be great?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for you to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and that pónei, pônei in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew arco iris, arco-íris Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the topo, início of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & arco iris, arco-íris Dash: AWESOME!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I amor this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to bolinho, queque factory* I work over there across the rua from your house. You can come over anytime you want, but remember, you must not eat bolo de copo on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat bolo de copo on Sunday?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Let me tell you after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing arco iris, arco-íris Dash. It slowly passes por which makes her nervous*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* You alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so you can tell me why I shouldn't eat bolo de copo on Sunday.

2 B Continued
 The car following/racing arco iris, arco-íris Dash
The car following/racing Rainbow Dash
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one mais job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the lobo pack. Those sluts roubou all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if you can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And segundo will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do you think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to show them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil l claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did you cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was taken into the hospital to be treated. X rays were taken of her bones, and only her back legs were broken.

Rick: I'm sorry this happened.
Red: It's not your fault.
Tim: The stallion who ran you over has been arrested. He turned himself in.
Red: When do I get back to work?
Tim: Soon. The Captain will talk to you about that.

Two days later, Red returned to work with Toby. She couldn't drive, so she had to work the radio, while Toby would do the driving.

Tim: *Driving the police car*
Julia: It feels great to be back in the M4.
Tim: I'll say.
Dispatch: Attention all units, an important...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pictures of the new characters

Snow Wonder: link
Cosmic Rainbow: link
Heartsong: link
Annie: link
Blaze: link
Sophie Shimmer: link


Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: oi everypony. Great to see you again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never said we weren't going to do jokes....
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Source: EQD
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
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Source: EQD, joyreactor