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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and we were going to mover into a very nice house por a bolinho, queque factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Putting bags into the tronco, porta-malas of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on topo, início of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into arco iris, arco-íris Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: You know what else would be great?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for you to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and that pónei, pônei in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew arco iris, arco-íris Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the topo, início of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & arco iris, arco-íris Dash: AWESOME!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I amor this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to bolinho, queque factory* I work over there across the rua from your house. You can come over anytime you want, but remember, you must not eat bolo de copo on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat bolo de copo on Sunday?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Let me tell you after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing arco iris, arco-íris Dash. It slowly passes por which makes her nervous*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* You alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so you can tell me why I shouldn't eat bolo de copo on Sunday.

2 B Continued
 The car following/racing arco iris, arco-íris Dash
The car following/racing Rainbow Dash
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What you think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot castelo is controlled por GlobeX and they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The stolen Buick
The stolen Buick
It was a peaceful dia in Gran Turismo, until a stolen Buick raced down Main Street, entering Gran Turismo from Canterlot.

Song (Start at 1:39): link

Episode 9: Detectives

Special Guest Stars

Blue Fedora & Aqua Marine from AquaMarine6663
 Blue Fedora. He's driving the stolen Buick
Blue Fedora. He's driving the stolen Buick

 Aqua Marine. Blue Fedora's protege
Aqua Marine. Blue Fedora's protege


Tim: *Driving the M4 police car*
Julia: GT24, in pursuit of the stolen Buick. He's out of CHP's jurisdiction. Continuing pursuit southbound on Main Street.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Toby: *With Red in their Caprice*
Dispatch: Attention all units, 24 has continued the pursuit with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that respostas our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* You ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the seguinte Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 9 is beginning

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie ran to the teleporter, while Applejack, and Twilight went to the core.

Applejack: As soon as they turn on the teleporter, we'll activate the core, and go meet up with them.
Twilight: *Nods, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout* I wirr not stop, untir you are arr destroyed.
Rainbow Dash: *Turns on the teleporter, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout. It drops an insta-kill, so she goes to pick it up*
Sweetie Belle: Insta-kill.
Rainbow Dash: pónei, pônei up zombies! It's time to die! *Kills four zombies with one shot from her shotgun*
Pinkie Pie: *Stabbing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*

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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.

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doces Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.

---

Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting seguinte to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
arco iris, arco-íris Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 6 : The Crimson Dance part 1

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"I don't wanna die... I don't wanna live... I'll just drift between those two states... And I'll become death itself..."

Darkness - *stands up and holds on Thanathos shoulder*
Thanathos - Hm? You woke up fool.
Darkness - Please... Tell me... Truth...
Thanathos - What... Don't tell me... Don't say it...
Darkness - What I really am...
Thanathos - You don't want to know...
Darkness - Never mind... Even if I'm just an monster... I have Ponies to protect.
Thanathos - *turns around*
Darkness - I'm not alone anymore...
Thanathos - Idiot... *hugs him* You never was alone......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: You still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, or do you wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* you know where to sign in?
Larry: por the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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Applejack: You out-nightmared the scariest part of the milho maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did you do all this?!

Fluttershy: After you left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: You came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. angel was the scary figure that kept scurrying after you in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky mural that made it difficult for you to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
seguinte morning at CHP headquarters.

CHP Ponies: *In the breifing room*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, I hope you all watched the Wonderbolts perform with Chitwood yesterday. The show was great.
Bobby: Better than great. Spectacular.
Arthur: I was too busy babysitting my neice to watch.
Sargent Getraer: The show will be available to buy on blu raio, ray for fifty dollars.
Barry: When?
Sargent Getraer: One week. Now enough talking, time to work. Get out there, and do your job.
CHP Ponies: *Leaving*
Frank: *Walks into Harlan's garage* How's everything Harlan?
Harlan: One window has been replaced. The other one...
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posted by Canada24
Moon Dancer: What is this?

Saten: It's a party.

Lemon: For you.

Pinkie: (pops out cake) Surprise!

Twilight Sparkle: Come on in!

Moon Dancer: Thanks but no thanks. I don't do parties.

Twilight: I know. And I think it's my fault... Back when we were in school together, you invited me to a party. I was so focused on my studies that I didn't show up.

Moon Dancer: Big deal!

Twilight: It WAS a big deal... And now that I realize how important friendship is, I'd like to make up for my mistake with a new party... A party in honor of my friend Moon Dancer! Please, you've got to let me make this up to you. Moon...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. You think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* oi Ponch, you finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
seguinte morning, Case biscoito, bolacha was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do you think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello you three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The taxi stopped at a car rental place just north of Los Angeles.

Karl: Thanks. *Pays the taxi pónei, pônei 3 bucks, and walks into the car rental place*
Car Rental Pony: Hi, welcome to Hertz.
Karl: I'm heading into Seattle, and I need a car built during, or after 1956.
Car Rental Pony: Well most of our cars here were built before 1956, but I'm sure we'll find something just right for you.
Karl: Good.

Both of them walked out to the back, where most of the cars were.

Car Rental Pony: How about this Volvo? It was built last year.
Karl: Eh, I'll pass. I don't want to try driving a foreign car just yet....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor