Grand Theft Ponies Part 14 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. You gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: Or not.
RIB 5: *Falls off bike*
Gordon: *stops furgão, van seguinte to biker*

The trio got out of the van, and looked at the biker.

RIB 5: Wait a minuto fellas-
Gordon: Fuck you. You caused enough damage to us, and others for too long.
RIB 5: It wasn't my decision. I had to do all that shit.
Jim: Yeah whatever. *Looks down river* Case, throw this bastard off the bridge.
Case Cracker: *Nods, and picks up the biker* You've done too much to us already. So.. *Walks towards the edge of the bridge* Arrivederci! *Throws the RIB off the bridge*
RIB 5: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Lands on boat*
Gordon: Good timing.
Jim: Yeah, but now we got another problem. The cops are gonna ask us a shitload of questions. We better skip town for a while.
Case Cracker: Yeah, but this'll blow over soon enough.
Gordon: How long are we skipping town for?
Jim: Four years. That should be enough time for the cops to forget about everything. Now, get to your houses quickly. Take anything that you think is neccesary, and we'll get moving.
Gordon: Right. *Stands in middle of highway*
Mare: *stops*
Gordon: *Pulls mare out of car* Thank's a lot *Steals car*
Jim: Case, you, and me are taking the delivery van. This time, you're driving. *Sits in passenger seat*
Case Cracker: *gets in the drivers seat* Alright. *drives towards his house*
Jim: After we get to your house, you can just drop me off at the pizza place on Mane Ashbury. I can get a cab from there.
Case Cracker: If you say so. *continues driving*
Jim: Where do you plan on going when we skip town?
Case Cracker: Haven't decided yet. I'll just drive if I can't decide. Why? Where were you plannin' on goin'?
Jim: St. Foalis. I've got a daughter that lives there. It would be nice to visit my daughter after being in this town, and not seeing her for years. Her name is Millie.
Case Cracker: Oh, you know how Millie's been?
Jim: No. She hasn't sent me any messages in months.
Case Cracker: Hm. I've got my sister in Fillydelphia. Maybe I'll make my way over to her.
Jim: Okay. We're at your house.
Case Cracker: *Stops van*
Jim: Get what you need, then take me to Mane Ashbury.
Case Cracker: K I'll be right back. *goes inside his house*
Jim: *Waits in van*
Case Cracker: *leaves his house carrying a few suitcases and puts them in the van*
Jim: Alright Case, now get me to the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Case Cracker: *gets in driver's seat* Ok. *drives to Mane Ashbury*
Jim: I just want you to know something. If we never see each other again, I want you to know that you're one of the most loyal ponies I've ever met.
CC: Thanks. I don't know if our paths will cruz again, but I know we got each others backs. Just don't get yourself into anything you can't get yourself out of. *Arrives at Mane Ashbury*
Jim: Thanks a lot Case. *gets out* And good luck.
Case Cracker: Good luck. *drives away*
Jim: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Jim: *Gets in* Airport, now!
Taxi Driver: *Goes to airport*

Gordon went north into Vanhoover, and Jim made it to St. Foalis.

The end.

Characters used for fanfic

Gordon from SeanTheHedgehog
Case biscoito, bolacha from IzfanKirby
Jim from SeanTheHedgehog
Anthony from SeanTheHedgehog
Erica from SeanTheHedgehog

FOR EPICBRONY!

added by xFluttershyx

Source: RIghtful Owners.

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Pinkie Pie's Gift~

posted by karinabrony

Pinkie Pie bounced around Ponyville on a natal Eve. She smiled as everypony greeted her. She gave everypony a gift. "Here is your gift, Ms. Cheerilee!" Pinkie Pie said with enthusiasm. Ms. Cheerilee gasped and said, "Thank you, Pinkie Pie! I'll be sure to open it tomorrow." She said. Pinkie Pie said, "I'll be happy to give any of my friends gifts!" That included everybody in Ponyville, because they all knew she was a great friend.

Pinkie Pie was just finishing up. "Thank you so much, Pinkie! This gem is very radiant and beautiful!" Rarity said, beaming at the nice red gem. Pinkie Pie smiled...

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Friendship is the Best Magic <3

posted by DragonAura15

Me as a pony, amazed by your talent.

I just want to say, thanks everyone for making this club such an amazing place! And I would also amor to give a shoutout to all of my friends in the pokémon and Haron region club!

Acceptance.
I never quite understood how much power this word contained...until now.
I used to go to a middle school that nearly crushed the personality out of me. Everyone was cussing, being inappropriate, pushing others around, and just flat-out being bullies. And on topo, início of all that, my BFF and I were growing apart. Everything I could do, she could do better, and as you can imagine, I began to grow jealous. Then,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 33: The return of a Princess - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 33: The return of a Princess – Part 2

Celestia idled in her sister's office, gazing through the broken window. In front of her lay the Castle's parade ground, filled with the bodies of the fallen. The heat of the battle was gone and now the Princess of the Sun had to face reality once again. All of her suppressed emotions bottled up and a large teardrop ran down on her cheek, following the path of the burnt scars.

“What have I done?” the white alicorn whispered to herself. “Is this what I'm destined for? To cause pain and suffering?”

The unsettling questions...

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Octavia Unchained part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Dexter, and Octavia got to the office of the Flim Flam brothers, they saw it was empty.

Octavia: They must have escaped while we were shooting all those workers.
Dexter: We got to stop them. *runs down hallway*
Octavia: *following*

Outside the factory

Flim: We're almost out of here.
Flam: Which car are we taking?
Flim: Both of ours. You drive yours, and I'll drive mine.
Flam: Why not the other way around?
Flim: Ok!

So they both hopped into their cars, and drove away.

Dexter: Quick, let's get in my car! *gets in*
Octavia: *Gets in*
Dexter: *Drives after the flim flam brothers*
Octavia: There's...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

General Rosemeyer.

The helicopter passed us, but the pilot didn't see us.

At the castle

Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to cadastrar-se us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do you like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well you must try it.
Colonel Kramer:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 6 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Percy flew along the streets of Cheyenne, and suddenly saw Jeff coming out of a pharmacy.

Percy: Jeff!
Jeff: Percy? What are you doing? I'm not feeling well.
Percy: I know, but listen. Do you know how you got sick?
Jeff: My doctor said it was from a filly I accidentally bumped into. She had some kind of virus.
Percy: When was it?
Jeff: Near my house.
Percy: No, when was it?
Jeff: Last night.
Percy: Alright. Time travel away.
Jeff: Uh, Percy? I don't know any time traveling spells.
Percy: Great. Our only hope is Coffee Creme.
Gordon: *stops nearby* Or you can count on me.
Percy: Gordon? But you're...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean The Hedgehog presents

Based off the roleplay por Applejackrocks1

Hedgehog In Ponyville, and the Grand Galloping Gala

Dedicated to Jade Gordon

I miss her so much :(

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits por door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see you again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar, but listen....

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A Simple dia With Rarity And Sweetie Belle

posted by Lionkingarts

Rarity woke up in her bed, looking at her clock. And noticed she was late to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt. "Oh goodness! I have forgot to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt." Rarity swung out of bed, trotting to her make up room. The soft colored blue magic had occured to rarity's horn. She had lifted up fake eyelashes and straped it to her left eye. "Oh I really should have resisted sweetie belle's begging." Then she lifted up another eyelash, Strapping it to her right eye. Lied beside her, was a eyeshadow box and the eyeshadow brush. "I'm sure sweetie belle won't mind if we're late...

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga 1/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean The Hedgehog presents

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rua to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pónei, pônei get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pónei, pônei was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the laranja stallion asked. "Our seguinte target...

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It's A mad mad mad mad world part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's Canterlot GMO

It seemed dark in the store, but soon a light appeared. Then it started moving.

Rarity: I'm scared!
Spike: Don't worry, a few sticks of dynamite are there, and it will blow a hole in the door.
Fuse: *stops*
Spike: Wait a minute
Fuse: *sets box on fire*
Rarity: Don't go there!
Spike: For crying out loud I can do it! Why do you always act like I don't know anything?!
box: *explodes*
fireworks: *come out of box*
Rarity: *screaming*

Pinkie Pie: *flying upside down*
Fluttershy: If you don't stop, I'll end up like Bartholomew!!
Pinkie Pie: At least you can sleep!
control: Alright listen. It's important that...

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Wheels of Evil - Part 9

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of Evil – Part 9

The Sun is still up, but the night approaches quickly. Four dark silhouettes sneak toward the edge of the Everfree Forest. Four stallions. They mover carefully. Veeeery silently. Like if they were hiding from somepony.

“Are you sure this is the right way, Caramel?” one pónei, pônei asks quietly.

“Yes, yes…” Bon-Bon told me precisely where is it.” he replies and gestures to the two others.

“Clover, Note, mover your flanks! We best be doing this before the Sun goes down!”

“Right behind ya!”

“Ssshhh! There!” caramelo whispers and points to a large, weird object...

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Wheels of Evil - Part 1

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of evil – Part 1

It’s summer. The night is warm. The soft breeze cuddles the árvore branches. The full Moon pours its white light on the land. Crickets chirping. Countless fireflies circling in the air. Everything is calm. The glowing orb reaches its zenith on the obsidian sky. Flickering stars. Elongating shadows. The clock on Town Square shows 2 AM. The quiet sound of streaming water. A fonte in the middle of the square. The regal, life size statue of Celestia observes the town restlessly. Ponyville at night…

The night is warm. Open windows. Billowing curtains. Sighs, snores...

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License To Murder part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and his friends found out that Mr. Sanchez smuggled drugs out of Svoboda into other places in the world, and the way he did it, was illegal.

Sanchez: *drives past S*
S: Rain, do you copy?
Rain: I copy. What's the skinny?
S: Sanchez is in a convoy with two sedans, and a bus.
Rain: An actual bus?!
S: No, just a Vriendscoupe bus.
Rain: Oh, thank god.
Con: She's not used to cars. Just flying.
S: I'll keep that in mind.
Rain: *flies above cars*
Con: Why are you carrying me again?
Rain: So we can go over the plan. We'll be disguised as tourists, and then we infiltrate Sanchez's plan.
Con: Great.
Rain:...

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mais Then One Hedgehog In Ponyville (republished)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The battle that started it all

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the anterior stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The seguinte dia was the beginning of the Equestria War. A mês later Canterlot got bombed, and the pónei, pônei Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The pónei, pônei Alliance finishes...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.

Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did you kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. You also might've died. That's why I came here to offer you protection.
cashier: If you put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal...

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Beyond the trees of the Everfree ch. 8 prt. 2 Dash's Scootaloo

posted by Dragon4322

Mike

When Scootaloo heard General Sky Night say this, she backed away from arco iris, arco-íris Dash immediately. "Don't you walk away from your big sister!!!" Dash shouted at the little laranja filly. "You stay away from Scootaloo!" A voice yelled as it came closer Sky Night recognized the Pegasi that flew down a few feet from RD. "mike?" Night asked. "Yes Sky it's me" he said as Scootaloo got behind him. "Rainbow, you aren't well" Mike said to the cyan Pegasus. "I remember you!" The arco iris, arco-íris pónei, pônei angrily replied. While these two were arguing Pin Tail grabbed his pistol and Green Flame revealed a flint-lock Musket.....

"Don't walk away from your big sister!!!"

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Golden Iris part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutos later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another pónei, pônei named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone.
John: You're...

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Casino Of Solace part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Frank

Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.

Con: What do you want?
Der Cheif: The money you roubou from me!
Con: It's not stealing if you win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so you gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Shredder, singer, and guitarist of Green Hay.

Dash made it up to me por making out with me, then we went to a Green feno concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.

Rainbow Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause you talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
You always seem to be steppin in shit and all you do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all you like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Rainbow Dash: What'd I say?
Sean:...