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Location: The pónei, pônei world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.

Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror seguinte to televisão set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*

Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.

Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the pónei, pônei world*
Metal Gloss: What did you see?
Pete: I saw a bunch of humans staring at me. They looked really confused.

Then suddenly, three ponies came out of the mirror.

pónei, pônei 1: Where are we?
pónei, pônei 2: I don't know. *Looks at pónei, pônei 1, and 3* Holy shit! You turned into horses!
pónei, pônei 3: *Looks at herself in the mirror, then screams*
Pete: Don't be scared. It's actually not that bad.
pónei, pônei 1: Where are we?!
Metal Gloss: San Franciscolt.
pónei, pônei 1: Don't you mean San Francisco?
Metal Gloss: Nope. San Franciscolt.
pónei, pônei 3: What state is San Franciscolt in?
Metal Gloss: Alicornia.
pónei, pônei 2: Alicornia?
pónei, pônei 1: Sounds almost like California.
pónei, pônei 3: What country is this?
Pete: Equestria.
pónei, pônei 2: Fuck this, let's go back. *Goes into the mirror*
pónei, pônei 1: Acutally, I like this place.
pónei, pônei 3: Me too.

Both ponies left Pete, and Metal Gloss alone in their hotel room. Then, Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: Pierce!
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye! *Hugs Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete, Metal Gloss, then looks at his hooves* It's great to be a pónei, pônei again. I was being interrogated por two gangsters, and I realized they tied me up in a chair in a dark room right seguinte to the mirror.
Metal Gloss: What was it like in the human world?
Hawkeye: Boring. In fact, I bet you a hundred dollars that they wouldn't notice me if I didn't wear any clothing.

And so, Hawkeye entered the human world without any clothing on at all.

Hawkeye: *Walks out of the clothing store* Hi, how are you?
Person 63: Good.
Hawkeye: *Walks to the train station*
Duke: *Checking the brakes on his locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the station*
People: *Not noticing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the train*
People: *Looking at Hawkeye, and laughing while pointing at him*
Hawkeye: Does anyone have two one hundred dollar bills?

por the time Hawkeye returned to the pónei, pônei world, he was slightly angry as he walked out of the mirror with two hundred dollars.

Hawkeye: *Gives Pete, and Metal Gloss one hundred dollars* Here, I roubou this from that clothing store, so make it last. I gotta do something with this mirror.

Outside, several ponies were walking on a sidewalk. One of the ponies got squished por the mirror that fell from the hotel room.

Hawkeye: Sorry! That wasn't supposed to happen! Anyway, now that the mirror is destroyed, no one can make anymore Equestria Girls shit.
Metal Gloss: What's Equestria Girls?
Hawkeye: You don't wanna know.
Pete: Let's get back to Cheyenne.

seguinte dia at Cheyenne.

Song: link

Gordon: *Sitting at Pete's desk* I'm glad to be controller, and things are working with perfection.

But at the trainyard, there were eight freight trains waiting to enter the yards. Both tracks on the mainline were blocked.

Wilson: How could you let this happen you two?!
Mike: I don't know Wilson!
Orion: We were doing our best.
Wilson: Wearing a dress, and running around with a rifle isn't doing your best.
Gordon: *Relaxing in Pete's office, and begins to smoke a cigar*
Pete: *Enters his office with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss* Okay Gordon, what have you done?
Gordon: I took over for you sir.
Pete: Right. Somepony turn off that music!

The song stops.

Pete: Thank you.
Gordon: Come on! I don't know where that song was coming from, but it was enjoyable.
Hawkeye: How many times have we broken the 4th mural in this fanfic?
Metal Gloss: I think four times.
Gordon: Anyway, I thought Pierce was supposed to be dead!
Hawkeye: Someday, but not today.
Gordon: FUUUCK!! *Leaves the office in a rage*
Pete: *Laughs with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*

The song turns back on, picking up from where it stopped.

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss arrived in her station wagon, but Hawkeye was not with her.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Pete: Metal Gloss, where's Pierce?
Metal Gloss: Ever since he arrived late yesterday in that freight with Stylo, he hasn't been taking it well.
Pete: What did he do?
Metal Gloss: He's been drinking heavily, and locked himself in his own room. He won't talk, or anything.
Pete: Hmm, it's not like Pierce. After work, we're going to try to talk to him. All of us.

Song: link

At night, Hawkeye...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - *attacks him with sword*
Dan - *avoids* Too slow...*kicks him away* If you want for Snowflake to stay alive you better try harder!
Void - *takes out gun and shoots*
Dan - *avoids and fly lower hurting Snowflake*
Void - N-No... You... M- my coração hurts... No...
Dan - Break apart... Do it.
Void - *stops moving* (I... lost it...) *attacks Dan directly*
Dan - *gets pierced* Ugh... Y-Yes... *looks in Void eyes* This is our end... Void... Me bleeding out... You slowly dying too. Ha... Ha... *close eyes*
Void - Shut up... You made me do it.. *drops Dan's dead body and falls on the ground himself*
Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a pónei, pônei that roubou a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's topo, início speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
---
Holy Palladin castelo - Ponyville
---
Joker - What it is sir.
Deathwish - Calling us both here.
Palladin - An yes it's time for us to take action.
Joker - Ohoho are we reacting to movements now?
Palladin - Our Feudal Recreational Dictatorship is great, but Noone accept it so with assassination of queen we may have mais to talk... He he he. Alias with death of Arthur we have mais to tell on Equestrian Concuil.
Joker - Shall we prepare?
Deathwish - Hmhmhm it's time we waited for.


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Canterlot Castle.
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Shadowknight - *sighs* this guy is pathetic.
Crimson - Uhhh.
Pearl - How this stalion can marry my sister....
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - You idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon you will be infamous around Equestria. You slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need mais money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3

The Truth
----------------

*As Darkness walks inside blank black room he hear voice.*

GOD-CORE - My child. The greatest power let me look at you.
Darkness - ...
GOD-CORE - I know why you are here, an FOOLISH request to ask about truth but... Is that truth that needed in your life, untill that dia you didn't knew about it and you were living in peace and what will change the truth about it all.
Darkness - Alot...
GOD-CORE - Will you change, will your friends change?
Darkness - No I...
GOD-CORE - If you want to hear a truth is that you are being puppeted whatever you do and You can't leave it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
Date: January 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After dropping off empty freight cars to be loaded with wood, and steel, Metal Gloss brought the engine she was using into the servicing facility.

Percy: How did it go?
Metal Gloss: Good, this just needs to be refueled.
Jeff: We're on it.
Metal Gloss: *Walks to the left, and goes into a shed. She sees engine 8444* Looks like you've been renumbered after all. *Leaves the shed*
Jeff: Now where are you going?
Metal Gloss: To talk to Pete.

in his office.

Pete: *Signing papers* This is practically the only thing I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the rua signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main rua to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do you say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As soon as arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and aguardente de maçã were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

Rainbow Dash: What the feno are you doing?
Pierce: Trust us, you don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Equestrian Containment and Experimental Laboratories #32
Conainment zone 3 code : red
Subject ID : 37248266628374
Codename : VOID
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Dan - *knocks on window* Hello wake up!
VOID - ...
Dan - How are you feeling.
VOID - ...
Dan - You may think you are monster 37248266628374 but simply you are butyful creation of science.
VOID - ...
Dan - ... Eh... If we can't perform the tests in nice way we gonna start stabbing you with syringes again. How are you feeling.
VOID - I have a headache.
Dan - A prince started cantar *writes something* now do you feel something uneasy expect you want...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a pónei, pônei that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: You sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* You did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of you don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane you do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, or else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if you see an auto comprar anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See you later.
Don Castalini: You didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least you got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Long time atrás when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one pónei, pônei that survived and was given a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed por child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up you don't even work, you feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a sofá seguinte to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As you know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and roubou $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend,...
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