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The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

música Director: Uh Belmont, you don't have to cinto, correia it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
música pónei, pônei 1: *Clears throat*
música Director: Take two.
música pónei, pônei 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
música pónei, pônei 1: pardo, dun pardo, dun pardo, dun pardo, dun pardo, dun dun-
música pónei, pônei 3: Ah, do it again.
música Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
música pónei, pônei 2: Take your time man.
música pónei, pônei 3: Yeah, relax.
música pónei, pônei 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then you start.
música pónei, pônei 1: Gee.
música pónei, pônei 2: So? What's the difference?
música pónei, pônei 1: Uh, it's getting to sound like a hillbilly song, I mean it.
música Director: *Quietly* what hillbilly song?
música pónei, pônei 2: Yeah Gormon, listen. *Hits a key on the piano*
música Director: Take 7.

As the song starts, so do the opening credits.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Ponies On The Rails fanfic.

The Human World

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

It was a bright sunny day, with no clouds in the sky. Everypony on the Union Pacific was just doing their job.

Stephanie: *Driving a freight train with Nicole*
Nicole: *Shovels coal into the firebox*
Stephanie: *Blows the whistle as she passes the entrance to the trainyard*

Inside the trainyard

Wilson: *Slowly driving a switcher pushing freight cars down the hump*
Snowflake: Slow it down a little bit.
Wilson: *Slows down his speed*
Snowflake: Better.
Mike: *Uncouples three freight cars from the train*
Ike: Nice work. Now, uncouple the first two boxcars from the train.
Mike: *Uncouples two boxcars from the train*
Snowflake: *Sticks her head out of the window on her yard tower* Mike, and Ike, another freight train is coming in after you finish with that. *Puts head back into yard tower*
Mike: Mike & Ike.. Isn't that a brand of candy?
Ike: I don't know what you're talking about.

The música fades away as Gordon enters Pete's office at the train station.

Pete: What can I do for you?
Gordon: You can tell me why Pierce, and Metal Gloss aren't here!
Pete: That's the 60th time you asked me. They're on their honeymoon.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: They got married.
Gordon: Where is their honeymoon?
Pete: In San Franciscolt. Far away from you, so they don't have to worry about your idiocracy.

Song: link

On The Golden Neigh Bridge, Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were walking across it. As they were doing this, a tugboat was pulling a barge going under the bridge.

Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: This has been a really great honeymoon thanks to you.
Hawkeye: No problem. You mean the world to me, and I want you to have the best of everything.
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*

They stopped walking, and kissed each other again. Now stop the song.

Not far away, a bank robber was running away from three police ponies.

Police pónei, pônei 2: Stop him!
Bank Robber: *Shoots two bullets at the police* I can't believe my partner left me behind.
Metal Gloss: *Looks at Bank Robber* What's going on?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but he's heading towards us, we need to run away from him.

But it was too late.

Bank Robber: *Shoots Hawkeye in the leg* mover it! *Pushes Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Ow.
Hawkeye: *Holding his leg, and leans on the railing*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye, look out!!
Hawkeye: *Goes over railing, and falls off the bridge*
Metal Gloss: PIERCE!!
Hawkeye: *Sees a tugboat pulling a barge.*

One of the objects inside the barge was a mirror. It seemed like any ordinary mirror, but it wasn't.

Hawkeye: *Lands in the mirror*
Metal Gloss: *Sees Hawkeye disappear* Huh? What just happened?

2 B Continued
Narrator: High up in the forest on a dark, craggy peak, the horrid mountain lion and preyed on the weak. For the critters to be saved, someone had to stop that nasty old cat...

Saten (annoyed as he flies up to mountain): Goddammit, this is fucking ridiculous!

Narrator: Said the little red pony.

Saten (annoyed): Shut up.

Narrator: Killing a mountain lion was no easy task, But he thought of a plan, and he thought of it fast.

Saten (timidly infront of cave): G -Grrr! Grrr! Come on out! [The lion is heard roaring from inside the cave, and it roars. It approaches the entrance.] Come on, critter killer!...
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Daylover returns, to help me review Daybreaker and many other long-in-the-works twists in this week's MLP episode.
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This might sound like a weird idea, but I think that Princess Twilight Sparkle should be the queen of Equestria. I think that Twilight Sparkle would be a better ruler than Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence.

Although Twilight may be younger she's a way better hero than the other members of royalty. I thought the other princesses were fine, until watching some of Lily Peet's YouTube reviews which changed my views on the princesses. Lily pointed out than when the villains come Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Shining Armor do nothing. Twilight and her friends are the heroes that defeat villains....
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Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Siberia
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Hooffman - I didn't died. I staged it. After that I left with help.

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Hooffman camp
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Hooffman - And stayed here 4 days waiting for this scum to show up but he didn't.
Hardscope - *looks down on base*
Ghost - I know Alex was your best friend bu-
Hardscope - It's not about that. I could knew that I remembered Blaze from somewhere.
Hooffman - Tell us what you know...
Hardscope - Back in the first GlobeX acts I was in Special Taskforce 32. Me and Alex were an executive Snipers.
Hooffman - And.
Hardscope - Mission 27th. Take down right hoof of Golden Horn. Vladimir Chehenkov. We failed. But...
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Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

FLASHBACK:

Master Sword: oi Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead pónei, pônei head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

Starlight: Are you sure guys sure about this..

Saten: oi we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all friends here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but you don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Battle for Everyone Soul
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Darkness - *sigh* I didn't want to bring Ponies to this.
Lightning - We are choosing to die for the sake of better good.
Whiteheart - *looks on ground*
Darkness - Let's go.
3 hours later.
-The big machine pónei, pônei is moving forward-
Lightning - Now! *jumps on its head*
Officer - Enemies protect Deus Ex!
Darkness - *jumps on ground* Don't mover a muscle.
Soldier - Ghaaaa! *runs on Darkness*
Darkness - *smiles wide* fool *avoids and cut him in half then rush at soldiers killing them*
Whiteheart - *jumps on Mech head*
Lightning - *stabs an crack in it* Help me open it.
Bluewave...
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 Cover story done por ChaosQueen
Cover story done by ChaosQueen
Princess Celestia rose the sun up and set it all over Equestria. A purple castelo stood majestically in the center of the village. A purple alicorn with purple mane and rosa, -de-rosa highlights stepped outside. She seemed to be in a hurry.

"Spike, hurry!" The alicorn shouted. "We need to be at the train station in fifteen minutes!"

"Coming Twilight!" Spike called from inside. He was a small baby dragon with purple skin and green spikes. Spike carried a book and a quil that he always use for taking dictation notes from Twilight Sparkle. He knows he does not need it it. But it is still best to keep the book...
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After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the rua from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell you something.
Jeff: You look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if you don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill you two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...
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Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, you finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's natal List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got mais important news.
Tom: Yes. In the anterior episode, we forgot...
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CUPCAKES: 
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were mais writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest creepypasta ever. 
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings.. 
Not only that, but the fact that bolo de copo has some of the greastest fã vídeos and fã sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know you spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...
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posted by DragonAura15
 "If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small dividido, dividir in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...
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