In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on topo, início of a building.
Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits seguinte to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* You two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed por a town por there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let you talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets helicopter into the air* seguinte stop, Trenton.
Trenton was fifteen miles south of Frenchtown. In Frenchtown, esmeralda Ivy was getting her clothing store set up.
esmeralda Ivy: *Unlocks door, and has her clothing set up for sale*
Pony: *Enters store* Hello.
esmeralda Ivy: Hi. How can I help you?
Pony: My wife wanted me to come down, and buy this green dress for her.
esmeralda Ivy: I got only two dresses in that color. I'll show them to you now if you'd like.
Pony: Sure.
esmeralda Ivy: *Walks to the back of the store*
Pony: *Following esmeralda Ivy*
esmeralda Ivy: See anything you like?
Pony: *Sees a dark green dress* This is it. How much do I pay you?
esmeralda Ivy: Forty dollars will do.
Pony: *Gets forty dollars, and gives it to esmeralda Ivy* Here you are.
esmeralda Ivy: Thanks. I hope your wife enjoys the dress.
Pony: She will. *Takes dress, and leaves shop*
Meanwhile, a police chase was occurring.
Ditto: Almost there. I'm gonna ram you.
Bad Pony: *Drifts left*
Ditto: Oh, you think you're awesome just because you drift. *Turns left, and follows the bad pony*
Dispatch: Ditto, give me an update on the pursuit.
Ditto: *Gets on walkie talkie* This is Ditto to dispatch, my car is still working surprisingly, and the yellow car has just turned onto Route 12. We are eastbound, heading towards you. Request a roadblock.
Dispatch: Negative on that roadblock Ditto.
Ditto: Why? I'm losing him!
Dispatch: I'm sorry, but-
Steam came out of Ditto's car, and it broke down.
Ditto: Forget it. My engine overheated. Dropping out of pursuit! *Parks car on side of the road* I would've caught him if you gave me a decent car!
Katana Sun: *Driving a red Dodge Avenger, and stops in front of Ditto's car* Officer, do you need help.
Ditto: No, leave me alone. Where are you heading to?
Katana Sun: Up Route 12 to the Katana Karate School. I teach other ponies how to become warrior like me in order to defend themselves.
Ditto: What you should really be doing is improving on your english.
Katana Sun: *Gets back in his car, and drives away*
Ditto: Something I said?
2 B Continued
Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits seguinte to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* You two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed por a town por there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let you talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets helicopter into the air* seguinte stop, Trenton.
Trenton was fifteen miles south of Frenchtown. In Frenchtown, esmeralda Ivy was getting her clothing store set up.
esmeralda Ivy: *Unlocks door, and has her clothing set up for sale*
Pony: *Enters store* Hello.
esmeralda Ivy: Hi. How can I help you?
Pony: My wife wanted me to come down, and buy this green dress for her.
esmeralda Ivy: I got only two dresses in that color. I'll show them to you now if you'd like.
Pony: Sure.
esmeralda Ivy: *Walks to the back of the store*
Pony: *Following esmeralda Ivy*
esmeralda Ivy: See anything you like?
Pony: *Sees a dark green dress* This is it. How much do I pay you?
esmeralda Ivy: Forty dollars will do.
Pony: *Gets forty dollars, and gives it to esmeralda Ivy* Here you are.
esmeralda Ivy: Thanks. I hope your wife enjoys the dress.
Pony: She will. *Takes dress, and leaves shop*
Meanwhile, a police chase was occurring.
Ditto: Almost there. I'm gonna ram you.
Bad Pony: *Drifts left*
Ditto: Oh, you think you're awesome just because you drift. *Turns left, and follows the bad pony*
Dispatch: Ditto, give me an update on the pursuit.
Ditto: *Gets on walkie talkie* This is Ditto to dispatch, my car is still working surprisingly, and the yellow car has just turned onto Route 12. We are eastbound, heading towards you. Request a roadblock.
Dispatch: Negative on that roadblock Ditto.
Ditto: Why? I'm losing him!
Dispatch: I'm sorry, but-
Steam came out of Ditto's car, and it broke down.
Ditto: Forget it. My engine overheated. Dropping out of pursuit! *Parks car on side of the road* I would've caught him if you gave me a decent car!
Katana Sun: *Driving a red Dodge Avenger, and stops in front of Ditto's car* Officer, do you need help.
Ditto: No, leave me alone. Where are you heading to?
Katana Sun: Up Route 12 to the Katana Karate School. I teach other ponies how to become warrior like me in order to defend themselves.
Ditto: What you should really be doing is improving on your english.
Katana Sun: *Gets back in his car, and drives away*
Ditto: Something I said?
2 B Continued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The seguinte dia Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. You have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. You know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The seguinte dia Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. You have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. You know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw filmes (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her mais like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for mais of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw filmes (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her mais like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for mais of my latest story..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorito character Twilight and AppleJack, por using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer leitura Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pónei, pônei has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorito character Twilight and AppleJack, por using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer leitura Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pónei, pônei has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..