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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Toussaint
Toussaint
When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. You two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are you going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected por leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help you with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint: Why don't you have the courtesy to speak when you are spoken to?
Papillon: How long have you had that?
Toussaint: What, the leporosy? Four years. Now what is it that you want?
Papillon: Me, and my friends came here to buy a boat.
Toussaint: Do you have any money?
Papillon: No.
Toussaint: We will accept your weapons as payment. Where are the other two?
Papillon: On the beach.
Toussaint: Take me to them.
Papillon: *Walks to Louis, and Andre*
Toussaint: *Follows Papillon*
Papillon: Louis, give the weapons to Toussaint. He's accepting them as payment for the boat.
Louis & Andre: *Gives rifles to Toussaint*
Toussaint: Thank you. We will let you spend the night before you take off. It is dangerous to leave here at night.
Papillon: Thanks.

seguinte morning

Papillon: *Walking to boat, and stops in front of Toussaint*
Toussaint: I wanted to give you something. *Holds a coffee can, and gives it to Papillon* In it is coffee beans, and powder for making coffee. You, use it wisely now. Understand?
Papillon: Loud, and clear.
Toussaint: Good. You should go to Trinidad. It's far from France, and nopony from the prison will find you.
Papillon: Alright. Thanks for the advice.

After talking to Toussaint, papillon got in the barco with Louis, and Andre. Things went smoothly at first, but a storm arrived.

Andre: *Sees the sail fall on Louis*
Louis: AHH! It hit my leg!!
Papillon: Hold on. *Gets sail back into position*

Hours later.

Andre: *Maintaining a small campfire on the boat*
Papillon: Now Louie, this may hurt. If you wanna scream, let it out.
Louis: Okay.
Papillon: *Holds two spoons in the fogo for two seconds, then place it on opposite sides of Louis' leg where the pain is*
Louis: *Puts bandana in his mouth, and screams*

After attempting to fix Louis' broken leg, the three of them made coffee with the beans, and powder that Toussaint gave them.

seguinte morning, they reached a tropical island that was part of Trinidad.

Papillon: There it is.
Andre: What a lovely island.
Papillon: *Feels the barco hit the sand, then gets out to pull the barco onto shore*
Andre: Louis is sleeping, we should wake him up.

But they didn't have time for that. Seven soldiers were walking towards them with a prisoner.

Captain: Hey, ¿qué estás haciendo aquí?
papillon & Andre: *Carrying Louis*
Andre: Vivimos aquí.
Captain: Usted está mintiendo.
Andre: No, no lo somos. ¿Por qué crees que estamos mintiendo?
Captain: *Grabs his pistol, and shoots the ground near Papillon's hoof*
Papillon: *Drops Louis*
Andre: *Lets Louis down*
Louis: *Wakes up* i don't believe it. We made it.

Papillon, and Andre started to run away into a jungle, leaving Louis behind. The prisoner that was with the guards also started running.

Soldier 5: *Shoots Andre*
Spanish Prisoner: *Signals papillon to follow him*
Papillon: *Follows Spanish prisoner*

They ran out of the jungle, and alongside several dead trees.

Papillon: *Gets tired, and stops*
Spanish Prisoner: *Stops, and turns around to face Papillon. He offers him an energy pill*
Papillon: *Takes energy pill, and swallows it*
Spanish Prisoner: *Runs to another part of a the jungle*
Papillon: *Follows prisoner*

As they got back in the jungle, a truck was seen heading towards them.

 The truck loaded with troops
The truck loaded with troops


Papillon: *Hiding behind a arbusto, bush with the Spanish prisoner*
Soldiers: *Running away from them*
Driver: *Drives truck*
Spanish Prisoner: *Runs the opposite direction of the soldiers*
Papillon: *Follows the Spanish prisoner*
Spanish Prisoner: *Steps into a trap, and gets hit por five spikes*
Papillon: *Walks away from the Spanish prisoner, and continues to run*

He ran into an open field, where a bunch of ponies in a tribe started shooting sleeping darts.

Papillon: *Gets hit por a dart, and begins to feel tired. He takes the dart out of his body, and runs away from the tribe, but he falls off a cliff, and lands in a river*

The current was strong, and papillon was asleep from the darts. His body was heading out to sea.

2 B Continued
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss finally arrived.

Railroad pónei, pônei 39: You guys are right on time. Nice work.
Hawkeye: Thank you. We need to ask you a question.
Railroad pónei, pônei 39: Sure.
Hawkeye: Do you have any diesel fuel we can take back to Cheyenne? We're running low.
Railroad pónei, pônei 39: Yeah, we're just getting a train set up full of fuel for you two. Uncouple your engines, and I'll take you to the fuel cars.

Seventy minutos later, they were delivering the fuel to Cheyenne. From their current location, it would take them...
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Sean and arco iris, arco-íris Dash entered Twilight's castelo in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.

Applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash, I would like you two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The following links below are to pictures of all the bad guys for this fanfic.

Harry: link
Silver: link
Sadren: link
Rio: link
Malcolm: link
Highball: link
Hetford: link

Malcolm was at his house with Rio, and uísque com soda, highball when Harry arrived.

Malcolm: Okay. How did it go?
Harry: Fine. We got another successful robbery on one of the tour buses in this city, but they got Quincy.
Rio: What happened?
Harry: We robbed the bank, and the distraction was going well, but the police blocked off our escape route. Quincy left in a stolen car while the rest of us ran through the alley ways.
Highball: Sounds like you...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked por me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no mais than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...
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added by alinah_09
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? You do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm mais used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: You know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to...
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As AppleBloom was desperately trying to get loose.

Trixie unhooked me and put me where Sweetie Belle was, before she was murdered.

And it was clear I was next.

I heard Trixie pick up the bat.

I had no choice but sit there, waiting for the pain to come.

Suddenly Trixie got tackled, making the bat fall out of her hooves and into dark corner.

I turned around to see what happened.

It was easy, as Trixie forgot to handcuff me.

Somehow, AppleBloom has gotten herself loose, and enraged about Sweetie Belle.

When Trixie realized what happened she got angry and bucked AppleBloom hard in the stomach, making her...
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1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes mais and mais villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..



2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...
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posted by bluethunder25
Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...
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The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no mais place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good pónei, pônei inside...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and mover right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the mês this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and dente de roda, pinhão, roda dentada entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia pónei, pônei walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. You three wait here. If he runs, you can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits seguinte to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The seguinte day, Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha went to Sam's house in Gordon's coupe, cupê, coupé Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have you ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I amor this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told you yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and dente de roda, pinhão, roda dentada followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to cadastrar-se us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best you can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast comida restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones you don't like..

Trixie: No.. I amor them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If you couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the filmes fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are you f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since batman is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 minutos ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here you complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I amor to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about mais things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe you have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, you know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our seguinte episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes maçã, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.