seguinte day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car you saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do you have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also said that some ponies witnessed a green earth pónei, pônei with a red, and yellow mane, with laranja hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind you of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do you know have red, and yellow manes, with laranja hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green pónei, pônei you see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course you do. You fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: You can't fogo me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't you pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did you say?
Pierce: I said go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before you go, I want you to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise you cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need you to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are you doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police pónei, pônei 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a minuto ago. Maybe he left?
Police pónei, pônei 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows procurar warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! You leave right now!
Police pónei, pônei 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police pónei, pônei 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what you wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police pónei, pônei 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police pónei, pônei 94 five times*
Police pónei, pônei 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police pónei, pônei 40 in the neck*
Police pónei, pônei 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: You got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car you saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do you have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also said that some ponies witnessed a green earth pónei, pônei with a red, and yellow mane, with laranja hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind you of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do you know have red, and yellow manes, with laranja hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green pónei, pônei you see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course you do. You fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: You can't fogo me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't you pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did you say?
Pierce: I said go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before you go, I want you to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise you cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need you to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are you doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police pónei, pônei 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a minuto ago. Maybe he left?
Police pónei, pônei 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows procurar warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! You leave right now!
Police pónei, pônei 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police pónei, pônei 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what you wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police pónei, pônei 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police pónei, pônei 94 five times*
Police pónei, pônei 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police pónei, pônei 40 in the neck*
Police pónei, pônei 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: You got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
