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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: You wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A flor that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see Ms. Shields.
Schwartz: Yeah, me too. *Runs with Ralphie*
Grover: oi come here!!
Flick: *Hears the sino ring*
Scut: You. Come here.
Flick: Who me?
Grover: Nah, you're aunt. Yeah you, get over here!!

I left Flick to certain annihilation. But BB gun mania knows no loyalty.

Flick: uncle uncle uncle uncle.
Scut: *Twists Flick's arm*
Flick: UNCLE!! UNCLE!!!

Later, he walked into the classroom with a black eye.

Ms. Shields: *Returning themes to students* I am handing all of your natal themes to you. I'm pleased. In general, you did very well. However, I was dissapointed in some of the margins.

And now, time to see what Ms. Shields thought about my wonderful theme

Ralphie: *Opens theme, and sees that he got a C+*

C+? Oh no, it can't be!

Ralphie: C+?
Ms. Shields: *in Ralphie's fantasy, dressed as the Wicked Witch* C+! C+! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ralphie: *Sees a note on the theme*

Oh, no! "You'll shoot your eye out!"?

Ralphie: Oh, no!

My mother must have gotten to Ms. Shields! There could be no other explanation!

Miss Shields, Mother: *In Ralphie's fantasy, Miss Shields is dressed as the Wicked Witch and Ralphie's mother as a jester* "You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker? I was surrounded por happy ponies that were going to get what they asked for Christmas.

After school, I was still upset about the bad grade, so I went into this small yard with a few scrap cars. Then, all of a sudden...

Ralphie: *Gets hit por a snowball, and takes his glasses off to clean them*
Scut, and Grover: *Laughing*
Grover: oi four eyes. How did you like the snowball sandwich? Maybe you'd like another one.
Scut: *Points at Ralphie* Listen jerk! When I tell you to come, you better come!
Ralphie: *About to cry*
Scut: What? Are you gonna cry now? Come on, cry baby. Cry!

With all of the taunting Scut was making towards me, I began to feel a small flame begin to grow inside of me.

Scut: Cry!!!
Ralphie: *Gets very angry, and runs towards Scut* RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Scut: *Surprised*
Ralphie: *Knocks Scut down, and lays on him as he punches his face*
Grover: Hey!

Then something happened. A fuse blew, and I was going out of my mind.

Grover: *Goes towards Ralphie* Hey! oi kid!
Ralphie: *Pushes Grover, and continues punching Scut*
Grover: I'm telling my dad! *Runs away*
Colts, and Fillies: *Watching fight from behind a fence*
Randy, Flick, and Schwartz: *Running towards Ralphie*
Schwartz: Yeah Ralph!
Flick: Beat him up!
Randy: *Looks at Ralphie's glasses on the ground*
Ralphie: *Chokes Scut, and slams his head into the ground* You morten no good, thwarten snobben, flashkabab!!
Ponies: *Listening to Ralphie* Whoa. Did you hear what he said?

I have since heard of ponies under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.

Randy: *Bringing Mother towards Ralphie*
Scut: *Continues getting beat up* Mommy! Mommy!!
Flick: Ralphie, shh! Your mother is coming.
Mother: *Sees Ralphie choking Scut* Ralphie! *Goes to Ralphie, and tries to pull him off of Scut* RALPHIE!!
Ralphie: *Hits mother, and tries to get back at Scut*
Mother: RALPHIE!!
Ralphie: *Stops fighting, and stares at mother*
Mother: Ralphie?
Ralphie: *Cries*
Mother: Come on. We're going home. *Walks away with Randy, and Ralphie*
Scut: *Stands up, and sees blood coming from his nose*
Flick: Uh oh.
Scut: *Wipes blood from nose*

2 B Continued
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what o espaço had in store!
My Little Future
Until you all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do you know that o espaço is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is leitura a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th artigo on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks maçã, apple tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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televisão shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the list is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop show they liked, and here are the replies we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes you think I'd watch a show about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police amor their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for mais land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police pónei, pônei was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, or mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do you feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no comment at the time.
Reporter: Why did you let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her dia in and out.I know you guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and you guys are going to hate me mais saying this. If you think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when you think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know You guys hate me por now so I'm ending the artigo here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with rosa, -de-rosa curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter embrulho, envoltório Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow pónei, pônei with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several laranja butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue pónei, pônei with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green pónei, pônei with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey pónei, pônei with a rosa, -de-rosa mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of rosa, -de-rosa hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton doces is a rosa, -de-rosa pónei, pônei with a dark rosa, -de-rosa mane. She has purple...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a great dia in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm mais powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, you will do as I say, or you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...
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 Spectrum
Spectrum
Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired arco iris, arco-íris Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I said the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The dia came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her friends said I was the seguinte element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
 Ivey
Ivey
 Sharp Winged
Sharp Winged
 Gladys
Gladys
 Snowstorm
Snowstorm
 Rainbowdash
Rainbowdash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have you been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did you check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...
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posted by BlackPetals
Bah... I just woke up. urso with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...




Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for maçã, apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.


.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking progressivo, para a frente to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to you about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't you talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if you talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want you to know that I'm fine with you seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...
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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of música was created just a few years ago.

link

The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of música are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a baixo cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated por anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...
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Twilight: Man, you haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

link

When it was invented in the 80's, rap became popular for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of música is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was popular with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: seguinte to dubstep, this is the best type of música to listen to. Why would...
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Equestria, have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, or to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the respostas can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...
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