WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!
This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.
It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a pónei, pônei named Trenderhoof.
Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to aguardente de maçã because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!
Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then goes to Applejack.
Spike then tries to console Rarity, and for clarity, I don't ship Rarity and Spike. I ship Spike with a female dragon.
Rarity tries to be like aguardente de maçã because Trenderhoof likes Applejack. Applejack, this made you mais unlikable because you don't say no to his face!
Also, then Rarity learns the lesson and the episode ends. The way they should have ended with Trenderhoof realizing that Rarity actually cares about him, and then Rarity and Trenderhoof go out, and they denounce "Simple Life".
Letter Grade: D-
This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.
It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a pónei, pônei named Trenderhoof.
Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to aguardente de maçã because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!
Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then goes to Applejack.
Spike then tries to console Rarity, and for clarity, I don't ship Rarity and Spike. I ship Spike with a female dragon.
Rarity tries to be like aguardente de maçã because Trenderhoof likes Applejack. Applejack, this made you mais unlikable because you don't say no to his face!
Also, then Rarity learns the lesson and the episode ends. The way they should have ended with Trenderhoof realizing that Rarity actually cares about him, and then Rarity and Trenderhoof go out, and they denounce "Simple Life".
Letter Grade: D-
Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are you doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from pónei, pônei mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the pónei, pônei mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are you doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from pónei, pônei mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the pónei, pônei mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
The cops from pony mov
