Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva, verde-oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
After oliva, verde-oliva got fired, Mr. Beddler was having a difficult task to get his workers to do anything properly. Gary had something else on his mind.
Gary: *With Tim near the paint booth* Have you ever noticed that there's mais mares here than stallions?
Tim: So?
Gary: So? I don't know if you know this, but this is not a place for ladies to be running around, putting make up on cars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: I don't think they've done that yet.
Gary: Well the last bodyshop I worked at, that's what all the mares were doing. Can you imagine a rosa, -de-rosa Corvette with eyeliner on the windshield?
Tim: How is the driver going to see?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Forget that. We're talking about a rosa, -de-rosa Corvette. Pink! That color is for cars that are unreliable, like Fiat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare you say the color rosa, -de-rosa is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th mural somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in mural that says number 4* Would you look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Mr. Beddler was talking to the other ponies.
Mr. Beddler: Now, I know you all miss Olive, but she is not allowed to work here after what she did to that SUV last week.
Cutlass Supreme: She just wanted to help.
Danielle: Yeah, you can't blame somepony for trying.
Mr. Beddler: You wanna know how she could've helped?
Cutlass Supreme: How?
Mr. Beddler: por not helping.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: We want her back.
Mr. Beddler: I just told you why we can't have her back. Now, I know that some of you have been putting rust on cars that just had the rust taken off of them... Somehow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: And I also know that one of you broke that windshield on the sports car yesterday, even though we were supposed to fix it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: And I also know that one of you used spray paint to put communist graffiti on MY CAR!
Audience: *Laughing*
Cutlass Supreme: I'll admit, we did the first two, but the third one was not us.
Mr. Beddler: Who did it then? Are you saying that some russian spy showed up out of nowhere, and put it on my car?
Wheel Bearing: He didn't show up out of no where. Only Pinkie Pie can do that.
Edwina: She just did it too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Forget this. I'm getting oliva, verde-oliva to come work for us again.
Audience: *Clapping*
Mr. Beddler: And you don't have to clap!
Cutlass Supreme: But we weren't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Who's laughing? *Looks at audience* Hi.
oliva, verde-oliva got her job back, and was very pleased about it.
2 B continued
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva, verde-oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
After oliva, verde-oliva got fired, Mr. Beddler was having a difficult task to get his workers to do anything properly. Gary had something else on his mind.
Gary: *With Tim near the paint booth* Have you ever noticed that there's mais mares here than stallions?
Tim: So?
Gary: So? I don't know if you know this, but this is not a place for ladies to be running around, putting make up on cars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: I don't think they've done that yet.
Gary: Well the last bodyshop I worked at, that's what all the mares were doing. Can you imagine a rosa, -de-rosa Corvette with eyeliner on the windshield?
Tim: How is the driver going to see?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Forget that. We're talking about a rosa, -de-rosa Corvette. Pink! That color is for cars that are unreliable, like Fiat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare you say the color rosa, -de-rosa is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th mural somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in mural that says number 4* Would you look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Mr. Beddler was talking to the other ponies.
Mr. Beddler: Now, I know you all miss Olive, but she is not allowed to work here after what she did to that SUV last week.
Cutlass Supreme: She just wanted to help.
Danielle: Yeah, you can't blame somepony for trying.
Mr. Beddler: You wanna know how she could've helped?
Cutlass Supreme: How?
Mr. Beddler: por not helping.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: We want her back.
Mr. Beddler: I just told you why we can't have her back. Now, I know that some of you have been putting rust on cars that just had the rust taken off of them... Somehow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: And I also know that one of you broke that windshield on the sports car yesterday, even though we were supposed to fix it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: And I also know that one of you used spray paint to put communist graffiti on MY CAR!
Audience: *Laughing*
Cutlass Supreme: I'll admit, we did the first two, but the third one was not us.
Mr. Beddler: Who did it then? Are you saying that some russian spy showed up out of nowhere, and put it on my car?
Wheel Bearing: He didn't show up out of no where. Only Pinkie Pie can do that.
Edwina: She just did it too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Forget this. I'm getting oliva, verde-oliva to come work for us again.
Audience: *Clapping*
Mr. Beddler: And you don't have to clap!
Cutlass Supreme: But we weren't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Who's laughing? *Looks at audience* Hi.
oliva, verde-oliva got her job back, and was very pleased about it.
2 B continued
