Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the tronco, porta-malas of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if you don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens tronco, porta-malas door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, you got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. You have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with your alicorn organization. You'll have to come in for questioning.
Ice Cube: *Sees a train* Or better yet, I don't come in for questioning. *Jumps on train*
Pinkie Pie: Ver damnt! I wanted to ask her questions!
Con: There's a lot of freight cars on this train she got on. Why don't we hop on before the end passes us?
Pinkie Pie: *Sees another train* Better idea. Steal that passenger train coming towards us.
Con: It's a train. How do you expect me to stop it?
Pinkie Pie: *Sets up a roadblock, and is dressed as a WW2 German soldier* Halt!
Engineer: *Stops train*
Con: Excellent. I couldn't have done better myself.
Engineer: *Gets out of train* What is the meaning of this?
Con: C.I.E. A suspect has stolen that freight train passing us, and we need to stop her. *Gets in the engine* Let's go Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into engine*
Engineer: *Uncouples cars from engine*
Con: *Drives train*

Chase song: link

Ice Cube: *Sees Con, and Pinkie Pie in their engine, and teleports to the back coupling of her engine*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube* There she is.
Pinkie Pie: Looks like she's uncoupling the rest of that train.
Ice Cube: *Uncouples train from engine*
Con: How did you know that?
Pinkie Pie: I break the 4th wall. I'm supposed to know everything that happens.
Ice Cube: *Returns to the cab of her engine*
Con: *Getting closer*

There were three tracks on the mainline. Ice Cube was on the left track, and Con was on the right.

Ice Cube: *Loads up a Bizon Sub machine gun*
Con: *Reloads his desert eagle*
Ice Cube: *Aiming at Con*
Con: *Sees a switch for the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Tries to shoot, but her gun is jammed*
Con: *Shoots switch, and goes onto the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Unjams gun*
Con: *Opens window on his train, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Opens window on her train*
Con: *Slows down, and is behind Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Uses magic to switch her engine onto the middle track*
Con: *Goes faster, and rams Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Walks onto platform of her engine*
Con: *Shooting at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Avoiding bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs her own Walther pistol, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Doesn't get hit por any bullets, and returns fire*

She broke the front windows on Con's engine.

Con: *Climbs out of his engine, and jumps onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Punches Con*
Con: *Leans on side of engine, and kicks Ice Cube towards the guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly falls off*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly gets shot*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Tries to soco Con*
Con: *Ducks*
Ice Cube: *Punches side of train*
Con: *Kicks Ice Cube on the ground, and runs back to his own engine*
Ice Cube: *Tries to stand up*
Con: *Couples his engine onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Goes to coupling, and uncouples the engines*
Con: *Shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Running back to cab*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots window on Ice Cube's engine's cab*
Ice Cube: *Getting angry, and returns fire*
Con: *Slightly reduces speed*
Ice Cube: *Getting ahead*
Pinkie Pie: *Aims gun at Ice Cube, and shoots eleven bullets to rhythm of music*
Ice Cube: *Shoots gun out of Pinkie's hoof*
Con: *Speeds up, and hits the back of Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Reloads her gun, and shoots at Con* Die you son of a ni-
Pinkie Pie: Grrr. *Takes Con's gun, and returns fire*
Ice Cube: *Has her gun shot out of her hooves*
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah! Germans rule!
Con: *Takes gun from Pinkie, and goes onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Grabs metal pipe*
Con: *Pointing gun at cab* Ice Cube! This is your last warning! Stop the train, and come out with your hooves up!!
Ice Cube: *Throws pipe at Con*
Con: Gah! *Drops gun, and falls on floor*
Ice Cube: *Running towards gun*
Con: *Dives for gun*
Ice Cube: *Kicks Con in the face*
Con: *Nearly falls off. He is holding onto part of the engine with his front hooves*
Ice Cube: *About to shoot Con*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Ice Cube, and wrestles with her for control of the gun*
Con: *Climbs up*
Ice Cube: *Pointing gun in the air*
Pinkie Pie: *Pulls trigger, and shoots one bullet*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube, and gets his gun back*
Ice Cube: *Hears another train* I don't know 'bout all y'all, but I'm outta here. *Jumps off train*
Con: *Sees another train coming towards them* Jump! *Jumps off*
Pinkie Pie: *Also jumps off*

Stop the song. An explosion occurred when the two trains crashed into each other, but Con, and Pinkie were too far away to sustain any injuries.

Con: *Looking around* I don't see Ice Cube.
Pinkie Pie: Neither do I. You better get me back to Canterlot.
Con: That could take days.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, leave it to me. *Makes the background change to Canterlot*
Con: Impressive. We're in Canterlot now.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. Now, nopony will know that we crashed a train in San Franciscolt.
Con: Let's go back to P.

2 B continued