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Why, hello there. Long time, no story, no nothin, really. Tbh I might have missed you guys... Okay, mush moment over, it's leitura time for you lovelies! Not kidding, I had to listen to a five hour-long song mix to get this story done. Holy pickles, that's a lot of music.

Luna entered her sister's room warily. Tia had not been in a good mood recently. "Celestia?" The midnight mare asked softly.
"What?" Celestia snapped. She sat at her desk, a quill poised in the air, ready to write. "As you can see, I am incredibly busy." Celestia continued, a sharp bite to her words. "Unlike you," Luna recoiled, pain registering on her features. "I- I just wanted to ask--"
"Then ask!" Celestia cried harshly. She turned back to the parchment and wrote furiously. Luna stood in silence for several seconds, unsure of whether to continue or not. "Well?" Celestia demanded just as Luna began to open her mouth. "Has my little sister gone mute as well as deaf? I said I was busy!" Luna flinched again, and turned away. She left, a lump forming in her throat as the door closed behind her.

Luna returned to her room, standing in the dark for a moment before continuing to the balcony. "I just wanted to ask her if she wanted me to handle court tomorrow," she whispered. "Is that so bad?" No. Luna sighed. "She's just so... so--" Infuriating, uncaring, proud, the Voice supplied. Luna stamped a hoof. "Exactly. Miss High and Mighty. Too busy with Royal Duties to care what her sister has to say." She has cast a shadow over you, the Voice noted. They adore her, and hardly give you a segundo glance. And why? Her day's bright glory blocks out the subtler beauty of your night. Luna retreated inside, laying on her bed, covering her face with her hooves. "I just want her to care," she whimpered softly. "She's been so angry, and I can't help but think she's angry with me!" You want somepony to care for you? The Voice asked, gentler than usual. I care. Who is there when you have problems? Who listens when you need somepony to spill your worries on? Who is there, ready to help when you can't get a kind word from anypony else? "You," Luna said miserably. Me, the Voice agreed. I can make you great. I can make you loved. You don't need Celestia's approval. You have mine

Luna sat up. "I... have yours?" She asked it as if unsure of what it meant. Of course. The Voice said. I think you are the mare mais worthy of the throne. "I.. am?" Luna blinked, and for a moment of time, her iris became slitted. Then it was normal. Luna left her rooms and wandered, finally stopping in the trono room. Look at the tapestries they made of you and Celestia. The Voice directed. See how hers is bright, and detailed. You can tell the maker loves Celestia. It was true. The tapestry was elegant, detailed, and beautiful. Now, look at yours. Luna turned reluctantly. See how it's muted; how you stand with your head down, wings drooping. You seem defeated. You seem broken down. The as cores are wrong for the sky and stars. The moon is garish. There was nothing but disgust in the Voice as it spoke. They do not care for you. "No," Luna murmured. They do not." How long she stood in the dark trono room, with the even darker Voice poisoning her thoughts, she did not know.

"Luna?" Celestia entered the trono room. Her little sister stood before the Royal thrones, her gaze turned to the tapestries that hung above. Celestia had meant to have Luna's redone. It was cruel to have it as it was. "Look, I'm sorry about earlier, I--"
"No you're not," Luna's voice was harsh and grating. She seemed to speak with two voices. "You're never sorry for what you do to us."
Celestia stepped forward. "Luna, I..."
"Be silent, and listen to us." The Luna/not-Luna snapped. " You have never cared about what others think of us. You turn them against us, and even you yourself despise us. Your cruel words from earlier prove that clearly."
"Luna," Celestia whispered. "Luna, I- I wasn't thinking, I promise... Please, can we just forget what I said? I swear, sister, I amor you. I was cranky, and that's no excuse--"
"TOO LATE!" Luna roared, rearing onto her hind legs. " There's only room for one princess in Equestria," Luna cried. "ME! A bolt of dark energy obscured her for a moment, and when it cleared, a dark mare stood in her place.
" I am Nightmare Moon," The black pónei, pônei declared haughtily. " And you, Celestia, will die!"
Celestia fled in horror, sweeping out into the night sky. Nightmare Moon gave chase.

A blinding flash.
A swirling rainbow.
Then silence. And cold.
Where am I?
We are on the moon. I will wait, but I will be back, and I will not lose again. I swear it.

Comments, clarifications, witticisms all belong below! Thank you for leitura this. It was inspired por several songs I'm too lazy to list, and a long, hot shower. Bye Lovelies!
posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to mover but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pónei, pônei
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will show you them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: You see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do you think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, you there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a denunciar of a pónei, pônei trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the segundo story of cinderela II: Dreams Come True. I hope that you will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny dia in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, or just relaxing their dia away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other mais often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rua to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pónei, pônei get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pónei, pônei was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the laranja stallion asked. "Our seguinte target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are you waiting for? Stab me if you can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are you doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, you are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR friends but i forgive you now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed you to do you need any help dashy"
"ya can you um(looks aroud) can you clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back you must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE YOU SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are you okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do you have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do you need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he said he was. Later, Score introduced her friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, composição literária another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made por Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This show was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful dia in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have you done?
Pete: You're...
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told you that you should......
Spike:Oh,why the feno don't you stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get you a mice hole,for you to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if you want,I can give you a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what you are passing!Do you have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as you want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Canada24
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

A familiar little laranja filly landed onto the grass.

"You okay?" arco iris, arco-íris asked, as the colorful pegasus hovered from above.

Scootaloo noded, as she got up.

"Good.. You were really close that time" Dash said encouragingly.

Suddenly they heard cheering, and Spike was seen cheering on Scootaloo, but as if high on sugar.

"Sweetie. I'm glad you and him are still pals, but did you 'really' have to bring him?" Dash groaned.

"Coarse I did" Scootaloo said proudly.

Dash let out a big sigh, as Spike, though obviously not meaning to, was getting mais annoying than encouraging.

"Whatever....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor