It was a bright dia in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their friends were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two segundos ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this rosa, -de-rosa one!" Said the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." said the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has mais conspiracies than Gravity Falls!" Dipper exclaimed. Twilight started to take another letter, but arco iris, arco-íris Dash exclaimed, " Don't--" But it was too late. Twilight had opened another letter of which six humans came out. They all had very...Different hair. "Konichiwaa!" the blue haired girl said. "I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!!!" Pinkie screamed. "Here, have these." Twilight said, putting translators around their necks. " My neck fells funny!" said the blonde girl. "Get used to it..." Said the brunette, rolling her eyes. "So, what are your names?" Rarity asked. "I'm Miku, and this my boy--This is my friend Kaito. This is Rin & Len, they're twins. This is Meiko, she's a little violent, and Luka, one of my best friends." said the blue haired girl.
Two letters later...
"So, we have...
Dipper, Mabel, Miku, Kaito, Rin, Len, Meiko, Luka, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty AND Stocking?" Twilight asked, "Oooh! And me! Pick me!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Yes, Pinkie. I know you're here." Said Twilight. "Good!" Pinkie replied. "And there was this dragon thing who says he was reformed but still hated something called the 'main six'?" Miku asked. "Now that ain't right." said Applejack. Buttercup started to soco the ground. Panty shot her in the butt. "No way, motherffffffff...bucker!" Panty said. "What?" said Buttercup. Panty grabbed Buttercup and threw her to Stocking, who beat her up. Panty shot the ground a few times, and a hole appeared. "That's how the anjos do it."
said Panty. "Yeah!" exclaimed Stocking. "But this is China. not Japan!" Miku said. "Japan, China. They both have pointy eyes and wear crazy makeup, right?" asked Panty as she jumped into the hole. "Bye, bit-Eh, I got nothin'." meia said, as she jumped down. "Hi, me!" Bubbles said to Twilight. "What?" said Twilight. *insert Tara Strong joke here* Bubbles grabbed Twilight's hoof, and pulled her down the hole. Buttercup and Blossom flew after them. arco iris, arco-íris and Flutters flew down. Rarity teleported, aguardente de maçã slid, Pinkie Pie hopped, and the vocaloids sang as they dropped. China was on fire. "Oh crap." said Twilight. "Oh crap indeed." Rarity said. "Ooooh! Disco!" Pinkie exclaimed. "That's no disco. It's a o espaço station." said Fluttershy. "Oh my gosh! You watch pónei, pônei Wars too?" arco iris, arco-íris Dash said. "Yes." Fluttershy said. "This is no time to discuss pónei, pônei Wars and discos! It is a time of panic, and finding Discord!" Everypony was chattering about how they thought it was Spike. "I thought it was a Ghost." Panty said. "Crap, we better get out of here if we wanna live!" Buttercup exclaimed "RUN!" Everypony said, and started running. "Oh crap. Slides?" Rarity said. "Just go!" arco iris, arco-íris Dash exclaimed, and pushed Rarity down the slide. Suddenly, the slide closed up. "Awwww CRAP!!!!!!" Panty yelled. meia facepalmed. After a while the hole opened up...But screams were heard. "Rarity!" EveryPONY exclaimed (Keep that in mind, pony) "Who cares about her? She was a snob." Panty said. meia nodded. "Uh...ERG! Just go!" Fluttershy said, and tossed everypony down the slide, followed por herself. When they got there, they saw queen Chrysalis, and Rarity over boiling water. She had tape over her mouth, and was slowly being let down. "Friendship powers, activate! Shape of... UNICORN!" Twilight exclaimed *insert other Tara Strong joke here* Twilight jumped at the rope, yelling "MOVE THE POT!" to everypony else. Fluttershy and arco iris, arco-íris Dash flew up to the pot, and pushed it away as Twilight cut the rope Rarity was on. aguardente de maçã ripped the tape hardly off of Rarity's mouth. "Heh...Always wanted to do that." she said. Then, Mabel, Dipper, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty, and meia disappeared, and the ponies ended back up in Ponyville. "Ho. Ly. Crap." They said.