Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.
Twilight: Man, from all of the books I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because you know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.
On a TV show called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, or arrest somepony for stealing military property.
One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.
MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP pónei, pônei 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
pónei, pônei Soldier 46: Hey, you roubou some of the ammunition for my gun!
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
pónei, pônei Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP pónei, pônei 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP pónei, pônei 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
pónei, pônei Soldier 46: I tried telling him about you guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what you were doing.
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP pónei, pônei 2: Smile. You could become famous.
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!
Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed por us censoring a certain word he said.
We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.
Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he roubou it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were you showing me? Can I go início now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are you talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: You hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.
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Twilight: Man, from all of the books I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because you know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.
On a TV show called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, or arrest somepony for stealing military property.
One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.
MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP pónei, pônei 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
pónei, pônei Soldier 46: Hey, you roubou some of the ammunition for my gun!
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
pónei, pônei Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP pónei, pônei 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP pónei, pônei 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
pónei, pônei Soldier 46: I tried telling him about you guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what you were doing.
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP pónei, pônei 2: Smile. You could become famous.
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!
Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed por us censoring a certain word he said.
We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.
Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he roubou it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were you showing me? Can I go início now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are you talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: You hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.
2 B continued
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They often come from fandom. Sometimes, they are canon shippings. Fandom shippings can get out of hand. For example, in a club, I saw a Fluttermac parring, where Fluttershy was EXPECTING A FOAL. NO. Fluttershy works with animals, not kids. I have also noticed some of you not liking the Flashlight shipping, and putting members of the mane six with your OCs. Shipping 2 OCs is FINE, though. I don't approve of the fandom GOING THERE. Some of you have been pairing two of the mane six together, which is fine. I saw someone ship CELESTIA AND APPLEBLOOM. Thank CELESTIA AND LUNA that won't happen in the series.
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