Equestria, have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.
Episode 2: Police Ponies
When there's a robbery, what type of pónei, pônei does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.
In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies are called the Police.
Right now, we are with two police ponies on a daily patrol on the streets of Ponyville.
Police Pony: This town doesn't really have many ponies that try to break the law, but eventually, there will be somepony that will try to push their luck por going against us.
Police pónei, pônei 2: We work our hardest, and if we see anypony trying to do something they're not supposed to, we'll put an end to it quickly.
Police Pony: *Stops at intersection*
Fluttershy: *Driving pass the police ponies*
Police Pony: How fast was she going?
Police pónei, pônei 2: 20 miles over the 40 mile speed limit. *Puts on sirens*
Police Pony: *Turns left, and chases Fluttershy*
Police pónei, pônei 2: Attention all units, this is car 52. We are in pursuit of a 1941 Fillys Equestricar, blue in color. License plate, 4, 1, Peter, Elephant, Thomas, Sam.
Police Pony: We have to say words that start with the letters on the license plate, to make it easier for others to understand what we're doing.
Dispatch: Roger car 52. What is your current location?
Police Pony: We are westbound, just passing Carousel Botique.
Fluttershy: *Turns right*
Police Pony: Suspect just took a right.
Fluttershy: *Driving around Carousel Botique*
Rarity: *Working on dresses in Carousel Botique, sees Fluttershy driving around her botique, with the police following her, but doesn't care* I must finish these dresses.
Fluttershy: *Driving away from Carousel Botique*
Police Pony: Suspect is now heading towards the Golden Oak Library.
Since it was under reconstruction, work vehicles were in the way.
Fluttershy: *Goes passed a crane*
Police Pony: *Passes crane, then hits the back of Fluttershy's car*
Fluttershy: *Loses control, and crashes into a fogo hydrant*
Police Pony: *Stops car*
Police pónei, pônei 2: *Gets out*
Fluttershy: Oh, why are you bullying me?
Police Pony: We're not bullying you. You went over the speed limit, you refused to stop, and we hit the back of your car.
Fluttershy: But I had to help one of my friends with a sick pet. That's why I was going over the limit.
Police pónei, pônei 2: Alright, well seguinte time, try not to go over the limit.
Police Pony: *Gives Fluttershy a ticket* For speeding, and property damages. You can pay us on the internet, or you can give us the money at Court.
Fluttershy: *Scared* I think I'll pay on the internet, thank you.
Police Ponies: *Get back in car, and drives away from Fluttershy*
Another day's work complete.
2 B continued
Episode 2: Police Ponies
When there's a robbery, what type of pónei, pônei does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.
In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies are called the Police.
Right now, we are with two police ponies on a daily patrol on the streets of Ponyville.
Police Pony: This town doesn't really have many ponies that try to break the law, but eventually, there will be somepony that will try to push their luck por going against us.
Police pónei, pônei 2: We work our hardest, and if we see anypony trying to do something they're not supposed to, we'll put an end to it quickly.
Police Pony: *Stops at intersection*
Fluttershy: *Driving pass the police ponies*
Police Pony: How fast was she going?
Police pónei, pônei 2: 20 miles over the 40 mile speed limit. *Puts on sirens*
Police Pony: *Turns left, and chases Fluttershy*
Police pónei, pônei 2: Attention all units, this is car 52. We are in pursuit of a 1941 Fillys Equestricar, blue in color. License plate, 4, 1, Peter, Elephant, Thomas, Sam.
Police Pony: We have to say words that start with the letters on the license plate, to make it easier for others to understand what we're doing.
Dispatch: Roger car 52. What is your current location?
Police Pony: We are westbound, just passing Carousel Botique.
Fluttershy: *Turns right*
Police Pony: Suspect just took a right.
Fluttershy: *Driving around Carousel Botique*
Rarity: *Working on dresses in Carousel Botique, sees Fluttershy driving around her botique, with the police following her, but doesn't care* I must finish these dresses.
Fluttershy: *Driving away from Carousel Botique*
Police Pony: Suspect is now heading towards the Golden Oak Library.
Since it was under reconstruction, work vehicles were in the way.
Fluttershy: *Goes passed a crane*
Police Pony: *Passes crane, then hits the back of Fluttershy's car*
Fluttershy: *Loses control, and crashes into a fogo hydrant*
Police Pony: *Stops car*
Police pónei, pônei 2: *Gets out*
Fluttershy: Oh, why are you bullying me?
Police Pony: We're not bullying you. You went over the speed limit, you refused to stop, and we hit the back of your car.
Fluttershy: But I had to help one of my friends with a sick pet. That's why I was going over the limit.
Police pónei, pônei 2: Alright, well seguinte time, try not to go over the limit.
Police Pony: *Gives Fluttershy a ticket* For speeding, and property damages. You can pay us on the internet, or you can give us the money at Court.
Fluttershy: *Scared* I think I'll pay on the internet, thank you.
Police Ponies: *Get back in car, and drives away from Fluttershy*
Another day's work complete.
2 B continued
Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a ano since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through pónei, pônei Life 'til the seguinte pónei, pônei movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my favorito to my least favorite. So, here it is:
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would YOU guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the comments down below! :)
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would YOU guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the comments down below! :)