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Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and mais time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!
Mirage: What's the matter?
Colts: Our bus is running late, and we need to get to school.
Mirage: Well, I suppose I could give you a ride, but seguinte time, try not to talk to somepony you don't know. Get in.
Colts: *Gets in car*
Mirage: Stay there, I'll be back. *Goes to house, then gets on telephone* I gotta let Pete know that I'll be late for work. *Dialing Pete's number on phone*
Pete: *Signing papers in office, and picks up phone* Hello?
Mirage: Pete, something popped up, and I may be late for work.
Pete: Okay Mirage, get here when you can. Thanks for telling me. *Hangs up*
Colts: *Waiting in car*
Mirage: *Arrives* Okay kids, I just had to make a call. *Gets in car* Now, to get you to school. *Starts car, then drives out of driveway*
Colts: *Looking around*
Mirage: *Drives to school*
Colt: oi mister, what do you do for a living?
Mirage: I'm an engineer.
Colt: Do you fix stuff?
Mirage: No, I drive trains.
Colt: Oh, that kind of engineer.
Mirage: Yeah, I'm new at the job too.

A bus soon passed Mirage on the other side of the road.

Colt: Did you see the driver of that bus?
potro, colt 2: I don't know. He could be a new driver.
Mirage: Do you know somepony that drives the bus?
Colt: Not really.
potro, colt 2: I heard from somepony that the new driver is orange, and yellow with a dark green mane.
Colt: And he hates trains so much, that he'll do anything to get rid of them. You better be careful mister.
Mirage: Oh please, just call me Mirage. Nocturnal Mirage. *Arrives at school* Here we are. And hey, if you ever need another ride, let me know.
Colts: You got it. *Runs out of car, and go to school*
Mirage: Alright, now to get to work. *Turns around, and drives to train station*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to cadastrar-se your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. You see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, or else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's mais like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good dia to you ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't you a little too...
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Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
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posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there you are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on topo, início of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on topo, início of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit por signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... you was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your bunda soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : you right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen por Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no you don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are you kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to mover but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pónei, pônei
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: You see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do you think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, you there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a denunciar of a pónei, pônei trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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