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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would you like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that you threatened to beat her up if you saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have you seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't you have some drinks with me? You'll amor it.
Bob: How many did you have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would you like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would you want to beat up your wife?
Burt: She disrespected me.
Bob: Well, the way I heard it, you were disrespecting her.
Burt: You must've heard it wrong. She told me that she didn't want to be called mum anymore, so that infuriated me, and I told her to leave me alone.
Bob: You know, maybe for once you should call your wife por her own name.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks*
Burt: Thank you.
Bob: Yes, thanks.
Burt: Could you bring us another drink?
Waiter: Yep. I'm on it. *Goes to get drinks*
Burt: Now you drink that booze, and tell me what you think.
Bob: *drinks* It's- *Coughs* Good. *Bangs on counter twice*
Burt: I knew you'd like it. *Drinks his drink* Now, why would I want to call Mildred por her own name, when I got an adorable nickname for her?
Bob: I don't think she likes that nickname anymore. Maybe you should stop.
Burt: No thanks.
Waiter: *Brings drinks*
Burt: Thank you. *drinks*
Bob: *Drinks, coughs, then bangs on counter twice*
Burt: You really enjoy that, don't you?
Bob: Yeah, but I have to go. *Leaves counter*

Bob returned to his room, where Emily, and Mildred were waiting.

Mildred: What did he say?
Bob: *drunk* Who's he? I never met that pony.
Mildred: Burt. What did he say to you?
Bob: Oh, that pony... He said that mum is a great name for you.
Emily: Are you okay Bob?
Bob: Me? Of course I am... Who are we talking about?
Mildred: I'm so cruz with Burt, I could just soco him.
Emily: Bob has a solution to get that anger out of your system. What was it Bob?
Bob: What was what?
Emily: Oh, I remember. Grab a pillow, and soco it.
Mildred: *Grabs pillow* Are you sure?
Emily: This works all the time.
Mildred: *Punches pillow* That felt fun.

Meanwhile outside of Bob's room

Burt: *Walking toward Bob's room*
aleatório Pony: *Sees Burt* Excuse me sir, I'm on a scavenger hunt, do you have a yellow crayon, or a cell phone?
Burt: I don't have any of those.
aleatório Pony: What kind of a pónei, pônei doesn't have a cell phone? *Walks phone*
Burt: *Knocks on door*
Mildred: AH! That could be him!
Burt: Bob, could I come in?
Bob: Sure.
Mildred: What are you doing?
Bob: Relax, use that travesseiro if he tries to soco you.
Burt: *Enters room* Mildred, what are you doing here?
Emily: She just stopped por a few minutos ago.
Burt: Oh. Anyway, I wanna apologize for my behavior. It was wrong of me, and I won't do it again.
Mildred: That's great Burt. Thank you.

Burt, and Mildred left the room smiling at each other.

Bob: Well, now what?
Emily: We enjoy the rest of our cruise until returning to Fillydelphia.
Captain: *Talking on loudspeaker* Attention, this is your captain speaking. I know this may seem like you're flying on an airplane, especially with the starting sentence, but that's not the point. You will be returning to Fillydelphia soon. Thank you for staying with us, and we hope you enjoyed your visit on this ship.
Bob: Well. It was nice while it lasted.

2 B continued
posted by DragonAura15
 "If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small dividido, dividir in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to cadastrar-se your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. You see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, or else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's mais like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good dia to you ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't you a little too...
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Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: To their rightful owners
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Source: Original Owners... NOT ME
posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there you are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on topo, início of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on topo, início of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit por signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... you was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your bunda soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : you right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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