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posted by Canada24
Meanwhile.

For some bizarre reason, Sweetie Belle and Button Mash ended up around all the holes, that the diamond cachorros were last seen from, since there appearence in 'a dog a pónei, pônei show'.

Sweetie Belle was again wearing her vampire costume, and Button Mash was dressed as a mummy.

But when Sweetie Belle was looking in one of them, she accidentally fell in.

But, instead of trying to rescue her, Button Mash ran off saving 'himself'.

After a long fall, poor little Sweetie Belle landed in the tunnels, covered in dirt, and having to spit out her fake fangs.

She was suddenly surrounded por two large dogs, one was shortish with blonde fur, and one was taller, with a darker fur, and a red vest.

The taller one seemed the leader.

"Well, well, look what we got here" the taller one said evilly.

"A Are you the dimand dogs?" Sweetie whimpered, too scared to even get up.

"Yes, but how do you know about us?" Asked the red vested one.

"M My sister Rarity sai-

"Rarity?.. Oh yes.. I remember her" the shorter, bulldog like, one said, groaning at the reminder of Rarity's constant whining and other annoying sounds.

"Yes.. She cost us our jews" the taller one said.

"Actually, she said you 'gave' them too her" Sweetie Belle said, not helping but chuckle.

"Quite! Pony!" the red vested one said, growling abit.

"Sorry" Sweetie Belle whimpered.

The red vest diamond dig, picked little Sweetie Belle up, like you probably would a kitten of puppy, as, to them, she would probably be the same size as one.

"We're still yet to find new gems, and YOU! My little pony, are gonna help us" The red vested dog told her, while still holding the small, white, filly.

"Ohh.. Maybe it will get me my cutie mark!" Sweetie Belle cried, suddenly forgetting the fear of the situration, and atuação excited, though, unknown to the dogs, it's gonna be part of an 'act' of hers, Rarity told about how gullible they are.

"Cutie what now?" the smaller one asked in confusion.

Sweetie Belle didn't even answer, just pretended to be, naively excited about all this.

"Stop!" the one holding her cried annoyedly.

"Oh goodness, what is that smell?" Sweetie Belle groaned, covering her nose.

"Smeeeeell?" the dog holdong her cried, revealing green gas coming from his mouth.

"Mystery salved. It's your breath" Sweetie Belle teased.

The diamond dog got annoyed and dropped her.

"When are we gonna find the gems Rover?" asked the shorter one.

"Rover?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"Yess.. That's my name" the red vested one groaned.

Sweetie Belle pretended this was the funniest thing she ever heard in her life, rolling on her back laughing, and repeating his name in laughter.

"(chuckles) Rover" the smaller dog laughed to himself, much to Rover's annoyance.

Rover, proved very short tempered, as he yelled at her to stop.

But, still acting, Sweetie Belle burst into tears about being yelled at, very LOUD tears.

"Oh great job Rover. You just made a little kid cry!.. Very well played" the other dog sassed.

"Fuck off Spot, just fuck off. I don't have time for this" Rover groaned, trying to block out Sweetie Belle's sounds.

Sweetie Belle containued, untill Rover finally couldn't take it anymore.

"For god sa-.. Fine! I'm sorry, alright! I'm sorry!" Rover cried, though simply for the use of shutting her up, and not actually meaning it.

With a sudden mood swing, Sweetie Belle happily forgave him.

"Fine.. Let's just get this gem finding, over with" Rover groaned.

"Were's Fido por the way?" Spot asked.

"I'm here! I'm here!" Cried a third dog, with long arms and blueish fur, and blood shot eyes.

"Where were yo- IS THAT WEED!?" Rover cried, seeing Fido's eyes.

"Yeah.. Been short of depressed lately" Fido admitted.
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posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there you are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on topo, início of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on topo, início of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit por signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we cadastrar-se them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do you have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... you was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your bunda soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : you right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until you all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. you opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until you all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen por Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no you don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are you kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to mover but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pónei, pônei
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will show you them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: You see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do you think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, you there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a denunciar of a pónei, pônei trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the segundo story of cinderela II: Dreams Come True. I hope that you will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny dia in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, or just relaxing their dia away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other mais often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rua to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pónei, pônei get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pónei, pônei was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the laranja stallion asked. "Our seguinte target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are you waiting for? Stab me if you can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are you doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, you are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR friends but i forgive you now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed you to do you need any help dashy"
"ya can you um(looks aroud) can you clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back you must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE YOU SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are you okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do you have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do you need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he said he was. Later, Score introduced her friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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