Spike:Ugh,another cerveja I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give you them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET OUT OF HERE!
Harmony:*uses fire*
Peter:He is in the bathroom!
Harmony:Good!I am glad you talked!Daddy!
Spike:Get away!I never loved you,and I will never amor you!*cries*
Harmony:Wha...I got to be strong.Very well,I will be on my way!*flies to castle,tells story to Twilight*Oh,aunty!It's terrible I say!
Twilight:I know.You can stay here as long as you want.You will learn with me.*smiles*
Harmony:*smiles*Okay!I would amor to!Thanks aunty!*hugs her*
Twilight:Now,let's show little Rarity some real tricks!*smirk*
Rarity:Now,you should be going Sweetie Belle!
Sweetie Belle:Okay.Bye!
Rarity:Oh,Twilight.Hey!
Twilight:We got to talk,now!
Rarity:About..What?
Twilight:Harmony!
Rarity:Oh,always Harmony,Harmony,Harmony.
Twilight:Rarity,you know I am waiting for a child,but I haven't saw a pónei, pônei that doesn't amor her child.
Rarity:She is Spike's daughter.She's just like him!
Twilight:Oh,so you hate them both!No I am double angry!I will be Harmony's new mom!
Rarity:Deal!I never loved her!
Twilight:Goodbye!*goes to Harmony*Harmony,you will now call me mom!
Harmony:It's very awesome!I don't want that stupid dad or stupid mom!
Twilight:SH Harmony.Hush now.You are with me.You are seguro with me!
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give you them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET OUT OF HERE!
Harmony:*uses fire*
Peter:He is in the bathroom!
Harmony:Good!I am glad you talked!Daddy!
Spike:Get away!I never loved you,and I will never amor you!*cries*
Harmony:Wha...I got to be strong.Very well,I will be on my way!*flies to castle,tells story to Twilight*Oh,aunty!It's terrible I say!
Twilight:I know.You can stay here as long as you want.You will learn with me.*smiles*
Harmony:*smiles*Okay!I would amor to!Thanks aunty!*hugs her*
Twilight:Now,let's show little Rarity some real tricks!*smirk*
Rarity:Now,you should be going Sweetie Belle!
Sweetie Belle:Okay.Bye!
Rarity:Oh,Twilight.Hey!
Twilight:We got to talk,now!
Rarity:About..What?
Twilight:Harmony!
Rarity:Oh,always Harmony,Harmony,Harmony.
Twilight:Rarity,you know I am waiting for a child,but I haven't saw a pónei, pônei that doesn't amor her child.
Rarity:She is Spike's daughter.She's just like him!
Twilight:Oh,so you hate them both!No I am double angry!I will be Harmony's new mom!
Rarity:Deal!I never loved her!
Twilight:Goodbye!*goes to Harmony*Harmony,you will now call me mom!
Harmony:It's very awesome!I don't want that stupid dad or stupid mom!
Twilight:SH Harmony.Hush now.You are with me.You are seguro with me!
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, you could eliminar the episode from the no geral, global canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing mais than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, you could eliminar the episode from the no geral, global canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing mais than a waste of time and space.
THE seguinte DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so you can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse you can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and you two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so you can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse you can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and you two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...