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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I have worked on this with Disneyfan333. It is a crossover of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before natal

Twas a long time ago. Longer now then it seems, when a town near Canterlot remained isolated from other places for a long time until a chain of events occurred. If you never heard about this story, I say it's time you begun

This song starts playing link

Everypony sings along to it

Colts, and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us, and you will see
This our town of Dia das bruxas

This is Halloween, this is Dia das bruxas
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everypony make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbor's gonna die of fright

It's our town, everpony scream
In this town of Dia das bruxas

I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp, and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes, and spiders in my hair

This is Halloween, this is Dia das bruxas

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

In this town
We call início
Everyone hail to the abóbora song
In this town, don't we amor it now?
Everypony is waiting for the seguinte surprise

Round that corner man
Hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll Scream!

This is Dia das bruxas
Red, and black
Slimy green
Aren't you scared?

Well that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance, and roll the dice ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everypony scream! Everypony scream!!
In our town of Dia das bruxas

I am the clown with the tear away face
Here in a flash, and gone without a trace
I am the who, when you call "who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow of the moon at night! Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.

This is Halloween, this is Dia das bruxas

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

Tender lumpings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Dia das bruxas

In this town, don't we amor it now?
Everypony is waiting for the seguinte surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin

This is Dia das bruxas
Everypony scream
Won't you please make way for a very special guy?
Old man Jack is king of the abóbora patch
Everypony hail to the abóbora king

This is Halloween, this is Dia das bruxas

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

In this town
We call início
Everyone hail to the abóbora song

La, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Shortly after the song ended, the abóbora king himself arrived, shouting loudly, causing all the ponies to be frightened.

Jack: Thank you for the warm welcoming.
Mayor: Thank you for the scary entrance
Jack: My pleasure sir.
Ponies: We thought for a moment you wouldn't come, and then you arrived scaring us very badly.
Jack: Thank you for the lovely compliments. Now, I must get going.
Vampire ponies: Why? You'll miss the ceremony.
Jack: I've got to go check on my dog Zero. You know how much he loves me.
Vampire ponies: Well, ok. See ya around Jack.
Jack: So long. *leaves* (Finally, I thought I could never get out of there.)

While Jack was walking away from the others, a mare was looking at him. She was called Sally

Professor Something: Sally! Come over to me at once.
Sally: Hmmm, no.
Professor Something: You're not ready for this.
Sally: Yes I am.
Professor Something: *Grabs Sally* No, you're not!!
Sally: Can't you just let me be? *kicks professor*
Professor Something: Ah *falls out wheel chair*

Sally then followed Jack, as he went for a walk.

Jack: *throws money in jar*
Musical band: Nice work old bean.
Jack: Yeah I guess so. Just like last year, and the ano before that. *continues walking*
Sally: *watching*
Jack: *claps hooves*
Zero: *appears*

Jack then sings this song link

There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far, and wide
When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night
I excel without ever even trying

With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms
I have seen grown men give out a shriek
With the wave of my hand, and a well placed moan
I have swept the very bravest off their feet

Yet ano after year, it's the same routine
And I grow so weary of the sound of screams
And I Jack, the abóbora King
Have grown so tired of the same old thing

Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There's something out there far from my início
A longing that I've never known

I'm the master of fright, and a demon of light
And I'll scare you right out of your pants
To a pónei, pônei in Kentucky, I'm mister unlucky
And I'm known throughout England, and France

And since I am dead, I can take off my head
To recite Shakespearean qoutes
No animal nor man can scream like I can
With the fury of my recitations

But who here would ever understand
That the abóbora King with the skeleton grin
Would Tire of his crown, if they only understood
He'd give it all up if he only could

Oh there's an empty place in my bones
That calls out for something unknown
The fame, and phrase come ano after ano
Does nothing for these empty tears

Jack then walked away with his ghost dog, Zero

Sally: I know how you feel Jack
Professor Something: *arrives* Sally? Get over here now!
Sally: Fine. *goes to Professor Something*

Soon, the professor took Sally to his lab

Professor Something: I can't have you wandering off!
Sally: But I want to see what this world is like.
Professor Something: You're not ready. We've talked about this before. All you need is patience, and then you'll be ready.
Sally: But I don't want to be patient. I want to go out there now.
Professor Something: Someday you will. Someday

Jack was walking with his ghost dog Zero.

Zero: *barks*
Jack: No Zero. I'm not in the mood.
Zero: *begs*
Jack: Alright *grabs bone* Go get it! *throws bone*
Zero: *grabs bone* Bark, bark.

seguinte morning near Jack's house.

Mayor: *drives up* Ah, time for another great day. *goes upstairs humming This is Halloween* *rings doorbell*

Nothing happened, and the mayor soon became angry. Right when he was mad, the mayor soon thought for a moment, and was immediately happy again.

Mayor: Jack! I've got plans for seguinte Halloween. I'll need to check them with you before we start.

Still no response

Mayor: *sad* For heaven's sake Jack! Answer me *grabs speaker* JACK!! Don't leave me like this!! *falls down stairs*
Musician: He's not home.
Mayor: What? Why?
Musician: He hasn't been início all day.

Shortly after that, Jack was asleep, while walking.

Jack: *wakes up* What?
Zero: Bark, bark.
Jack: *sees portal* What is this? *walks toward portal*

Jack was being clueless, and stepped into the portal

Jack: Whoa!!
Zero: Bark, bark.
Jack: *falling* WHOooooooAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Eventually, he ended up somewhere completely different.

Jack: *sees snow*

Once again, Jack starts to sing a song
link

What's this, what's this?
There's color everywhere
What's this?
There's white things in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes I must be dreaming
Wake up Jack, this isn't fair

What's this?!

What's this, what's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
There's ponies cantar songs

What's this?
The streets are lined with little creatures laughing
Everypony seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?

What is this?

What's this?!

There's ponies throwing snowballs
Instead of throwing heads
They're busy building toys
And absolutely no one's dead

There's frost on every window
Oh I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warmth
That's coming from inside....

Oh look!
What's this?
They're hanging mistletoe. They kiss?
Why that looks so unique, inspired

They're gathering around to hear a story roasting chestnuts on a fogo
What's this?!

What's this?
In here, they got a little árvore
How queer
And who would ever think, and why?

They're covering it with tiny little things
They've got electric lights on little strings
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong this looks like fun

This looks like fun
Oh could it be?
I got my wish?
What's this?!

Oh my, what now?
The ponies are asleep
But look, there's nothing underneath
No ghouls, no witches here to scream, and scare them
Or ensnare them, only little cozy things secure inside their dreamland *looks calmly at sleeping fillies*

WHAT'S THIS?!!?

The monsters are all missing
And the nightmares can't be found
And in their place there seems to be good feeling all around

Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear música in the air
The smell of cakes, and pies are absolutely everywhere

The sights!
The sounds!!
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt so good before
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough

I want it, oh I want it, I want it for my own
I've got to know what is this place that I have found
What?! Is?! This?!!?

Jack: *crashes into sign* ooh *looks up* Canterlot? Hmm.

Back at Dia das bruxas Town, the mayor was panicking

Mayor: We've got to find Jack!! He hasn't been here for a day, and the seguinte Dia das bruxas won't be here for another 365 days!
Werewolf pony: 364!
Mayor: We need to find him immediately!
Vampire pónei, pônei 1: We searched everywhere.
Vampire pónei, pônei 2: Even through the abóbora patch!
Vampire pónei, pônei 3: I stepped in a abóbora to.
Mayor: Well he's not here! We need to raise the alarm!!
Police: *raise alarm*
Sally: *hears alarm* Oh no.
Professor Something: What is it?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Good. Now hurry up with my lunch!
Sally: *making lunch* I've got to get out of here. But how? *sees sleeping potion* Hmmm *places potion in Professor's lunch* Eek, it smells. *grabs frog's breath* This oughta work! *puts Frog's breath in lunch*
Professor Something: Sally?! Hurry up, for the last time!!
Sally: It's finished. *brings lunch to professor*
Professor Something: Ah, worm's wart! My favorito sopa *smells frog's breath* Frog's breath? What did you put in here?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Then why don't you try it? *hands spoon to Sally*
Sally: Hmmm. I'm not hungry thank you *knocks over spoon* Oops.
Professor Something: Ugh. You're so clumsy.
Sally: *grabs spoon with holes*
Professor Something: *does not notice*
Sally: *places spoon in soup* *eats soup* Mmmm, see? Now you try it.

For a second, the professor thought about it, then grabbed the bowl, and poured the sopa right into his mouth. Shortly after that, the professor fell asleep

Back at Town hall

Ponies: *falling asleep* Ugh.
árvore pony: Why would Jack leave us like this?
Mayor: I don't know. He's too awesome to do something this low.
Zero: *Barking*
Witch pony: Hear that?
Vampire pony: It's Zero. And, I think I see a car.
Jack: *Returns in blue corvette*
Ponies: Yay! Jack's back! We missed you! How is it going?
Jack: Thank you all. How do you like my set of wheels? A blue 1975 Corvette does very nicely for me.
Mayor: At least your back Jack. Where have you been?
Jack: Gather a town meeting, and I'll tell everypony!

Bells rang all around Dia das bruxas town, and the mayor was driving around in his car

Mayor: Town meeting!! Town meeting!!
Ponies: *going to town hall*
Mayor: Town meeting!
Sally: *going to townhall*
Ponies: *going in*
Clown: *passes on unicycle*
Sally: *nearly gets hit* Whoa!
Mayor: *Returns* And now, fillies and gentlecolts. We present to you Jack Skellington
Ponies: YAHH! *Clapping hooves*
Jack: *Arrives on stage* Listen everypony

Another song link

Jack: There are objects so peculiar they were not to be believed
All around things to tantalize my brain
It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen, and as hard as I try.. I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream

But you must believe when I tell you this
It's as real as my skull, and it does exist.
Here, let me show you *grabs present*
This is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a box
Werewolf pony: A box? Is it steel?
Vampire pony: Are there locks?
Vampire pónei, pônei 2: Is it filled with a pox?
Vampire pónei, pônei 3 A pox? How delightful, a pox!
Jack: If you please. Just a box with bright colored paper, and the whole thing's topped with a bow.
Witches: A bow? But why? How ugly! What's in it? What's in it?
Jack: That's the point of the thing not to know.
Clown pony: It's a bat!
Fat pony: Will it bend?
Clown: It'a a rat!
Fat pony: Will it break?
Clown: Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake!
Jack: Listen now, you don't understand. That's the point of Canterlot. Now, pay attention. We pick up an oversized meia *hangs sock* And hang it like this on a wall.
árvore pony: Oh yes, does it still have a foot?
Witch: Is it rotted, and covered with gook?
Jack: Let me explain. There's no foot inside, but there's candy, or sometimes it's filled with small toys.
Teenage pony: Small toys?
Changeling: Do they bite?
Teenage pony: Do they snap?
Changeling: Or explode in a sack?
Teenage pony: Or perhaps they just spring out, and scare fillies, and colts.
Mayor: What a splendid idea, this natal sounds fun. I fully endorse it! Let's try it at once.
Jack: Everyone please, now not so fast. There's something here that you don't quite grasp. Well, I may as well give them what they want. And the best I confess, I have saved for the least. For the ruler of Canterlot, is a fearless princess with a mighty voice. At least that's what I've come to understand. And I've also heard it told, like's she's something to behold. She's big, and white when she sets out to slay with her raingear on, carting bulging sacks with her big great arms, that is so, I've heard it said. And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight she flies into the light like a abutre in the sky, and they call her. Celestia.
Ponies: *cheer*
Jack: *goes off stage* Well at least they're excited, but they don't understand that special kind of feeling... In Canterlot. Oh well.

After the meeting, Jack decided to go visit Professor Something.

But at the professor's house

Professor Something: You poisoned me for the last time you rotten mare! *locks door*
Sally: No! Let me out of here!!
Professor Something: *Ignores Sally*
Jack: *knocks on door*
Professor Something: Who's there?
Jack: *opens door*
Professor Something: Ah, Jack Skellington, come in.
Jack: Thank you professor.
Professor Something: What brings you here on this fine day?
Jack: I need some tools for an experiment.
Sally: *hears conversation*
Professor Something: And what is the experiment for?
Jack: Getting rid of my curiosity.
Professor Something: Ah yes. Curiosity killed the cat you know.
Jack: *laughs* I know.

After getting the tools from Professor Something, Jack went to his house to start work

Zero: *Sleeping*
Jack: *arrives* Zero, I'm home!
Zero: *wakes up* Bark, bark.

The first thing Jack tried was examining a small tomate from a míssil toe. He zoomed in on it with a microscope, and kept going until the lense cracked.

Next, he tried cutting a snow flake out of paper. It seemed like that would go well, but instead of making a snowflake, Jack created the spiderman logo.

For his third attempt at making something for christmas, Jack took part of a natal ornament, dropped it in peroxide, with bark from a natal tree, and when the three were mixed, a glowing green light appeared

Jack: *looks* Hmmm. Interesting reaction, but what does it mean?

Jack continued working about why the green light appeared after what he did. It was so bright that Sally saw it, and decided to escape the room she was in.

Sally: *grabs bag of supplies* This oughta help.

The door was locked from the other side, so Sally had to escape through the window. It was a long drop down, and Sally had to be careful.

After tying some string onto the window, Sally had to climb down. She was carrying the bag of supplies, but when she went down, the string snapped. Sally then fell to the ground, and her arm fell off.

But, what's this? Sally didn't die somehow, and she started sewing her arm back to where it belonged. Once that was done, Sally continued on her way

Sally: *walks toward Jack's house*
Musicians: *playing The Godfather*
Sally: *passes musicians*
Musicians: *playing, and looking at Sally*
Sally: *arrives at Jack's house* *knocks on door*
Jack: *hears knocking* Hmm. Company? *walks toward door*
Sally: *places supplies on ground, and hides*
Jack: *opens door* Ah, a gift. From... no one. *reads note* Hope this helps you. *goes back inside*
Sally: *runs away*

When Sally got to the front gate, she noticed a flor that was blooming.

Sally: Oh cool.

Then suddenly, the flor caught on fire, and died.

Sally: O_O

It could have been a message to her, but what?

link

Nearly everypony in Dia das bruxas Town saw the light in Jack's house, but they couldn't find Jack, and started cantar

Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack
Don't know if we're ever going to get him back
He's all alone in there locked away inside

Never said a word
Hope he hasn't died
Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack

Inside Jack's house, he was also cantar

natal time is buzzing in my skull
Will it let me be, I cannot tell
There are so many things I cannot grasp
When I think I got it, and then at last through my bony hooves it does slip
Like a snowflake in a fiery grip

Something here I'm not quite getting though I try
I keep forgetting, like a memory long since past
Here in an instant, gone in a flash
What does it mean? What does it mean?
In these little bric-a-brac a secret's waiting to be cracked

These dolls, and toys confuse me so
Confound it all I amor it though
Simple objects nothing more, but something's hidden through a door
Though I do not have the key
Something is here I cannot see
What does it mean? What does it mean?

What does it mean? Hmmmm

I've read these natal books so many times
I know the stories, I know the rhymes
I know the natal carols all por coração
My skull is so full, it's tearing me apart

As often as I've read them, something's wrong
So hard to put my bony hoof on

Or perhaps it's really not as deep as I've been let to think
Am I trying much too hard?
Of course! I've been to close to see the respostas right in front of me (Right in front of me)

It's simple really
Very clear
Like música drifting in the air
Invisible, but everywhere

Just because I cannot see it doesn't mean I can't believe it
You know I think this natal thing is not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
It should belong to anyone, not anyone in fact but me!!

Why, I could make a natal árvore
And there's no reason I can find
I couldn't handle natal time
I bet I could improve it too
And that's exactly what I'll do

After plugging in a natal tree, there were a lot of sparks coming out, and Jack stuck half his body out the window

Jack: Hehehe, eureka I got it!! This time, natal is OURS!!!
Ponies: Yaaaay!!!

At Professor Something's house

Professor Something: Sally? *opens door* You can come out- *notices Sally is gone* GONE AGAIN?! *smashes lantern*

Back at townhall

Jack: Ok, you all know what to do?
Ponies: Yes Jack.
Sally: *arrives in town hall*
Insanity Crusaders: *arrive*

The insanity crusaders are somewhat like the cutie mark crusaders. The ponies in this group are the mayor's daughter, Brenna, a potro, colt that dresses up like the devil, named Charlie, and the third pónei, pônei is dressed like a mummy. His name is Jake.

Brenna: Hi Jack.
Charlie: You wanted to see us?
Jake: I know we can do what you tell us to do.
Jack: Yes. You three are very good at taking things, I need you to work together, and go find Celestia for me. Go to Canterlot, and kidnap her.
Brenna: Your wish is our command Jack.
Charlie: We'll get her for you.
Jake: And you'll look just like her.
Jack: Excellent.

So the insanity crusaders went to their clubhouse while cantar a song link

All three: Kidnap Princess Celestia
Charlie: I wanna do it!
Jake: Let's draw straws!
Brenna: Jack said we should do it together, three of a kind.
All three: Birds of a feather now, and forever, wheeeeee
La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la.
Kidnap Celestia, lock her real tight. Throw away the key, and then turn off all the lights.
Brenna: First we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap, and wait. When he comes a-sniffing we will snap the trap, and close the gate
Charlie: Wait! I've got a better plan. To catch this big white alicorn let's pop her in a boiling pot, and when she's done we'll manteiga her up.
All three: Kidnap Celestia throw her in a box. Burry her for 90 years, and see if she will talk.
Brenna: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie pónei, pônei can take the whole thing over then he'll be so pleased, I do declare that we will cook him rare.
All three: Wheeee!!
Charlie: I say that we take a cannon. Aim it at her door, and then knock three times, and when she respostas Celestia will be no more.
Brenna: You're so stupid, think now if we blow her into smithereens. We may lose some peices, and then Jack will beat us black, and green.
All three: Kidnap Celestia, tie her in a bag. Throw her in the ocean, and see if she is sad.
Charlie: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie pónei, pônei is the meanest pónei, pônei around
Brenna: If I were on his boogie list I'd get out of town.
Jake: He'll be so pleased por our success that he'll reward us too I bet.
All three: Perhaps he'll make his special brew of snake and aranha stew. Mmmm! We're his little henchmen, and we take our job with pride. We do our best to please him, and stay on his good side.
Brenna: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
Jake: I'm not the dumb one
Charlie: You're no fun.
Brenna: Shut up.
Charlie: Make me.
Brenna: I've got something, listen now. This one is real good, you'll see. We'll send a present to her door, upon there'll be a note to read. Now, in the box, we'll wait, and hide.
All three: Until his curiosity entices him to look inside. And then we'll have him. One, two, three. Kidnap Celestia, beat her with a stick. Lock her for 90 years see what makes her tick.
Kidnap Celestia, chop her into bits. Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks. Kidnap Celestia, see what we will see. Lock her in a cage, and then throw away the key.

The trio then went to find Celestia in Canterlot.

At Celestia's castelo in Canterlot.

Celestia: *checking list* Hmm. arco iris, arco-íris Dash has been good. So was Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy. Twilight turned evil, so she's naughty.
Insanity crusaders: *walk into castle* Oh Miss Celestia?
Celestia: What?
Insanity crusaders: *throw bag on Celestia*

Back in Dia das bruxas Town

Town Hall

Jack: Alright, let's see what you've got.
Vampire ponies: *show scary toy*
Jack: No, no. We can't have anything look scary
insanity ponies: *Arrive* Jack! We got Celestia.
Jack: Ah excellent. Open the bag.
Charlie: *Opens bag*
Celestia: *pops out* ah! What is going on here?
Jack: We're making christmas.
Celestia: You look almost like me.
Jack: Surprised, aren't you. I just casted a spell on myself to have wings. Now I need your mane.

After using mais magic, Jack's mane, and tail was exactly like Celestia's.

Jack: Good work you three. Now get rid of her.
Insanity Crusaders: Ok. *close bag*
Celestia: No! You can't do this to me!
Insanity crusaders: *arrive at treehouse* Oh? Why not?
Celestia: I've got to do some work.
Jake: Jack's doing it for you. Now, here we go

All three of the insanity crusaders tried pushing the bag with Celestia down a pipe, but it was too big.

Brenna: She won't fit.
Charlie: I've got an idea *kicks bag*
Celestia: *goes further down the pipe*
Jake: And for the grand finale *kicks ball in pipe*
Celestia: Aah!! *Goes all the way down*

Suddenly, another song was being sung link

Oogie boogie pony: *Arrives*
Celestia: *groans*
Oogie Boogie Pony: *Starts to sing* Well well well. What have we here? Celestia huh? I'm really scared! So you're the one everypony is talking about. hahahahahahaha! You're joking! You're joking! I can't believe my eyes! You're joking me, you gotta be, this can't be the right pony. She's ancient. She's ugly. I don't know which is worse! I might just dividido, dividir a seam first if I don't die laughin first. When Mr. Oogie Boogie says there's trouble close at hand, you better pay attention now, cause I'm the boogie pony. And if you aren't shakin, then there's something very wrong. 'Cause this may be the last time that you hear the boogie song. Woo-oo
Dead ponies: Whooa
Oogie Boogie Pony: Woohoo
Dead ponies: Wooah
Oogie Boogie Pony: Woo-oo
Dead ponies: Whooa
Oogie Boogie pony: I'm the oogie boogie pony. What if I'm feeling antsy, and there's nothing much to do? I might just cook a special patch of snake and aranha stew. And don't you know the one thing that would make it work so nice? A roly-poly Celestia to add a little spice. Wooah
Dead ponies: Wooah
Oogie Boogie Pony: Wooah
Dead Ponies: Oooh.
Oogie Boogie Pony: Yeah, I'm the oogie boogie pony.
Celestia: Release me now or you will face the dire consequences. The children are expecting me so please come to your senses.
Oogie Boogie pony: Hah! You're joking. You're joking! I can't believe my ears! Would someone shut this pónei, pônei up? I'm drowning in my tears! It's funny! I'm laughing! You really are too much! And now with your permission, I'm gonna do my stuff.
Celestia: Well, what are you going to do?
Oogie Boogie Pony: I'm gonna do the best I can. HaHaHaHaHaHa! DooDoodooDoodoo. *ties up celestia* HA! Yeah! Whooooooooooooa!!! *grabs dice* Oh the sound of rollin' dice to me is música to my ears! Cause I'm a gambling boogie pony, though I don't play fair. It's much mais fun I must confess when lives are on the line *puts Celestia on tracks* Not mine of course, but your's old boy, now that'll just be fine *pulls lever*
Robots: *move slowly towards Celestia*
Celestia: Release me fast or you will have to answer for this heinous act.
Oogie Boogie Pony: *stops robots* Oh brother! You're something. You put me in a spin! You aren't comprehending the position that you're in. It's hopeless. You're finished. You haven't got a prayer! Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie, and you ain't goin nowhere.

Everypony was helping Jack set up, and they decided to sing yet another song link

Ponies: This time. This time. Making Christmas, making christmas, making christmas,
Mayor: *towing trailer of presents with Corvette* Making natal is so fine.
Ponies: It's ours this time, and won't the children be surprised? This time it's ours.
Fat pony: *Smashes toy* Making christmas,
Thin pony: making christmas,
Fat Pony: Making natal
Ponies: Time to give them something fun. They'll talk about for years to come. Let's have a cheer from everyone, it's time to party. Making christmas, making christmas.
Vampires: Snakes, and mice get wrapped so nice with aranha legs, and pretty bows.
Witch: It's ours this time.
Ponies: All together, that, and this with all our tricks, we're making christmastime.
Werewolf: Here comes Jack.
Jack: *Arrives* I don't believe what's happening to me. My hopes, my dreams, my fantasies, eeheheheheheh!
Professor Something: Won't they be impressed? I am a genius. See how I transformed this old rato into a most delightful hat.
Jack: Hmmm. My compliments from me to you, on this your most intriguing hat. Consider though this substitute. A bat in place of this old rat. *sees dead snake* HMm. Nonono, that's all wrong. This thing will never make a present. It's been dead for much too long. Try something fresher, something pleasent. Try again, don't give up!
Ponies: Altogether, that, and this with all our tricks we're making natal time.
Witches: *creating scary wrapping*
Professor Something: *makes skelleton reindeer*
Vampires: *making mais presents*
árvore pony: *cuts off his own leg, and puts it in present box*
Sally: *looks*
árvore pony: *Grows leg back*
Ponies: This time. This time, it's ours! Making christmas, making natal la la la!! It's almost here and we can't wait. So ring the bells, and celebrate, cause when the full moon starts to climb we'll all sing out..

The full moon arrives

Jack: It's christmastime!!! Heeeheee!!!
Sally: *Arrives* Jack, what are you doing?
Jack: Fear not beautiful mare. We are going to create christmas.
Sally: But this isn't you. *shows picture of Jack from beginning of fanfic* You're the abóbora king.
Jack: Not anymore *smashes picture* I am Celestia! *laughs*
Sally: I've got to stop this somehow.

Everything was going good, but Sally didn't want Jack to go.

Sally: *Grabs fog potion* This should do the trick *throws potion into fountain*

Lots of fog showed up.

Ponies: Hey! Why is it like this?
Jack: Oh no!
Professor Something: It's too foggy for the reindeer.
Fat pony: There goes natal *cries*
Zero: Bark bark. Bark, bark bark!
Jack: No zero. Down boy.
Zero: *shining nose*
Jack: Wait a minute. Zero's nose is lighting up! He can lead the path!!
Ponies: Yay!!
Zero: *gets in front of reindeer*
Jack: *Gets on sleigh with presents* Wish me luck everypony!
Reindeer: *Take off*
Ponies: *cheer*
Sally: No!
Musicians: *Play song*

link

Sally: *sings* I sense there's something in the wind. That feels like tragedy's at hand. And though I'd like to stand por him. Can't shake this feeling that I have. The worst is just around the bend. And does he notice... My feelings for him? And will he see... How much he means to me? I think it's not to be. What will become of my dear friend? Where will his actions lead us then? Although I'd like to cadastrar-se the crowd.. In their enthusiastic cloud. Try as I may it doesn't last. And will we ever... End up together? No, I think not. It's never to become. For I am not the one.

Meanwhile in Canterlot

Jack: *flying past* Our first stop shall be here! At a house with a nice family!
Filly: *sleeping*
Jack: *VIolently crashes onto roof*
Filly: Celestia :D

She ran down the stairs, and saw Jack who looked like Celestia

Filly: Celestia?
Jack: Oh hello little girl. I've left you a present. And, *eats cookie* Thank you for the cookie. I must go now, for other ponies need presents *goes up chimney*
Filly: Cool *opens present*
Octavia: *Arrives* And what did Celestia give you for Christmas?
Filly: *Shows Octavia live snake*
Octavia: AAHHHHH!!

At police headquarters

Policepony: *answers telephone call* Hello police.... What? Attacking toys?
News reporter: Celestia is out giving toys to children, but they seem to be scary, and deadly
Ponies: Woo hoo!!! YEAH!!
Mayor: Keep it up Jack!!
Fat colt: *running towards door* Ahh!!
zombie teddy bear: *Walks towards colt*

In ponyville

Jack: *drops present at Fluttershy's house*
Fluttershy: AHHH!
Jack: *drops present at Vinyl Scratch's house*
Vinyl Scratch: UGH!!
Jack: *drops present at Mr. Greenhooves house*
Mr. Greenhooves: Hmm. Cool.
Jack: *drops present at Rarity's house*
Sweetie Belle: Look Rarity! Look what Celestia gave us!
skeleton: *walking*
Rarity: AAAAAH!!
Police: It's at Ponyville too?!.... Ok, will you just shut up, and let me answer this call first? Hello police! Yes, we're doing everything we can!
Pony: *runs into station* HELP!!
Police: Forget this!
News reporter: The police, and everypony in Canterlot have decided to allow Ponyville's army called Metra handle the situation.
Ponies: Ooh.

At Metra HQ

Metra colonel: Get on the artillery!!
Metra soldiers: *get on artillery guns*
Metra captain: *turns on searchlights* Target sighted!
Metra soldiers: FIRE!! *shoot at Jack's sled*
Jack: Oh look! Fireworks! They must be celebrating on a job well done!
Metra soldiers: *shoot a few rounds at Zero*
Zero: Yip!
Jack: Careful!! You almost hit us!!

Meawhile at the oogie boogie pony's hideout

Celestia: How long do I have to be held here?
Oogie Boogie Pony: Forever! Forever. There's no hope in running. Cause if you try, you're gonna die, so sit back, and relax.

A mare's leg soon appeared por the door

Oogie Boogie pony: Well, what have we here?
Sally: *By window* I'll get you out *throws ladder*
Celestia: Thank you. *climbs up ladder*
Oogie Boogie Pony: HEY!! *Pulls ladder down*
Sally: Aah! *falls down* ow.
Oogie boogie pony: Wrong move.

Returning to Jack

Metra soldiers: *continue shooting at Jack's sled*
Jack: They're trying to hit us!
Metra soldiers: *Fire mais rounds*
Metra captain: I think we got him.

A shot from one of the artillery armas hit Jack's sled, and it exploded

Jack: *Falling* Happy natal to all, and to all a goodnight!!!
Ponies: *Watching* Aah!!
Werewolf pony: They killed Jack!!
Vampires: What a tragedy
Mayor: No!! *cries* I knew this was a bad idea *goes to his car* I've got to spread the news *drives* *Talking in microphone* TERRIBLE NEWS!! JACK HAS BEEN MURDERED por THE PONIES OF PONYVILLE!!!
Sally: *listening* Oh no.
Oogie Boogie Pony: Oh yes! He's dead, and no one can save you!
Mayor: Jack has been blown to smithereens!!!

But in Ponyville

Police officer: *driving police car* Attention, everypony. The imposter has been killed. I repeat, imposter has been killed.
Jack: *laying in cemetary*
Police officer: However, Princess Celestia has not been found. So it looks like natal is going to be cancelled this year.
Ponies: *crying*

Jack woke up at the cemetary

Zero: *Wimpers*
Jack: What have I done? I realized, I ruined christmas, and it didn't go the way I wanted it to. We've got to fix this now *runs out of cemetary*
Zero: *Following*

Somewhere between not far away, and far away

Oogie Boogie pony: And now that I've got two ponies I'm holding prisoner, let's roll the dice, shall we? *rolls dice* WHAT?! Snake eyes? Aah *hits table*

The dice soon ended up on a six, and five

Oogie Boogie pony: Ooh, much better. And now, to kill you two por lowering you into the lava below. Hahahahaha!
Jack: *Appears behind oogie boogie pony* Hello Oogie Boogie Pony.
Oogie Boogie Pony: Ah! Jack!! T-this isn't what it looks like!
Jack: Oh really? Cause if you're not trying to kill Celestia, and one of my friends, what are you doing then?
Oogie Boogie Pony: Setting a trap. For you!! *pulls lever*

A few machines arrived, and fired armas at Jack

Jack: *jumps on topo, início of machines*
Oogie Boogie pony: Hmm. You're too good. How about a pónei, pônei with a sword?
pónei, pônei with sword: *arrives*
Jack: *takes sword*
Sword pony: HEY!!!! That's cheating.
Jack: So? *kicks sword pónei, pônei into lava*
Oogie Boogie pony: *grabs two swords*
Sally: Jack! Look out!!
Jack: *blocking attacks*
Oogie Boogie Pony: *about to make another attack*
Jack: *cuts part of oogie boogie pony*
Oogie Boogie Pony: *sees cut* No! Look what you've done!
Bugs: *poor out of Oogie Boogie pony*
Oogie Boogie Pony: My bugs! My bugs!

This went on for a while when finally another bug was running around

Jack: *kills bug* Sally. Are you alright?
Sally: I'm ok, but check with Celestia first.
Jack: Oh princess *frees Celestia* I am so sorry.
Celestia: You better be. If you were trying to take over my job, I'd listen to her *points at Sally* She's the only one that has common sense in this whole town.
Jack: Well we better get out outta here *opens window*
Celestia: *Flies out window*
Ponies: *See Jack* Jack!! You're alright!!
Jack: As I should be!
Ponies: Yay!!
Celestia: *flying with reindeer* Happy halloween!
Ponies: And a very merry christmas!

Suddenly, snow started to appear

Ponies: Oooh
Werewolf: What's this? What's this?
Mayor: It's rather very cold! What's this? *sticks out tongue* It taste's so very good.
Insanity crusaders: What's this? It's easy to make balls out of, and throw at ponies *throws snowballs at Professor Something*
Professor Something: What's this?!

Later, at another part of Dia das bruxas Town

Sally: Now we can be alone at last.
Jack: And have our first kiss.

They both kissed, and a shooting estrela appeared out of nowhere

The End

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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked por me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no mais than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? You do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm mais used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: You know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to...
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As AppleBloom was desperately trying to get loose.

Trixie unhooked me and put me where Sweetie Belle was, before she was murdered.

And it was clear I was next.

I heard Trixie pick up the bat.

I had no choice but sit there, waiting for the pain to come.

Suddenly Trixie got tackled, making the bat fall out of her hooves and into dark corner.

I turned around to see what happened.

It was easy, as Trixie forgot to handcuff me.

Somehow, AppleBloom has gotten herself loose, and enraged about Sweetie Belle.

When Trixie realized what happened she got angry and bucked AppleBloom hard in the stomach, making her...
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1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes mais and mais villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..



2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...
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posted by bluethunder25
Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...
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The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no mais place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good pónei, pônei inside...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and mover right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the mês this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and dente de roda, pinhão, roda dentada entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia pónei, pônei walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. You three wait here. If he runs, you can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits seguinte to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The seguinte day, Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha went to Sam's house in Gordon's coupe, cupê, coupé Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have you ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I amor this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told you yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and dente de roda, pinhão, roda dentada followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to cadastrar-se us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best you can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast comida restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones you don't like..

Trixie: No.. I amor them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If you couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the filmes fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are you f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since batman is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 minutos ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here you complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I amor to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about mais things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe you have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, you know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our seguinte episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes maçã, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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This scene and the seguinte scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One mais soco will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why you still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I said was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But you lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... You guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel por “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car seguinte to three Jeeps, owned por Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the castelo entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to arco iris, arco-íris Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to arco iris, arco-íris Dash* You know you shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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