Ponies On The Rails episode 15 part 3 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

A few hours later, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme showed up in Cheyenne with the Thanksgiving Decorations.

Pete: Excellent work you two.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Pete: Now we just need to wait for Gordon to return in at least a few days, and things will be ready for Thanksgiving.
Coffee Creme: Hooray.
Pete: Your work dia is over, see you tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Bye Pete *Walks away*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Hawkeye*

Meanwhile in Omaha

Gordon: *Delivers train of Canterlot's* Excellent. We got all the cars to the dealership in time. Now we just need to find-

Song: link

Turkey: *Walks on train tracks*
Gordon: A turkey. *Chases Turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble gobble *Running away*
Honey: Gordon, leave him alone!
Gordon: No! *Continues chasing turkey* Get the hell over here!
Turkey: *Running between engine, and cars*
Gordon: Shit *Uncouples engines from cars* Honey, drive!
Honey: *Drives engine*
Gordon: *Runs across tracks*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *gets on engine*
Gordon: STOP!!
Honey: *stops engine*
Turkey: *Hops off engine* Gobble gobble gobble gobble.
Gordon: Yeah, I'd like to see you gobble when I roast your bunda for Thanksgiving.
Turkey: *Running away*
Gordon: *Dives for turkey*
Turkey: gobble *turns left*
Gordon: *Lands on ground* Motherbucker.
Turkey: *Pecking on Gordon*
Gordon: Quit it! *Chokes turkey*
Turkey: *Pecks Gordon in the eye*
Gordon: Ow! *Drops turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble! *Runs away*
Honey: I told you to leave him alone.
Gordon: Fuck you *Chases turkey*

Now they were running around the engines that Honey was driving.

Honey: *Watching*
Turkey: gobble gobble *Running*
Gordon: *Chasing turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Runs in cab*
Gordon: *getting tired* Where did he go?
Turkey: *puts engine in reverse*
Gordon: *On train tracks* Ah! *Running from engine*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Makes engine go faster*
Gordon: *Running slower* I'm so tired.
Turkey: *Runs over Gordon*
Gordon: AAHH! *pushed off tracks*
Turkey: *Stops engine*
Honey: Hahahahahaha! *Points at Gordon* You got hit por a train, driven por a turkey.
Gordon: *Heals himself with magic* Where is that thing?
Turkey: *Runs out of cab*
Gordon: Aha *Runs after turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Running towards dealership*
Gordon: *Catches turkey* Got you. And now, you're going to get what you deserve. *Takes turkey into cab*
Honey: What are you doing with that?
Gordon: *Grabs gun* Killing him. *Shoots turkey*
Turkey: Aah! *Dies*

seguinte dia when Gordon returned.

Gordon: Pete! I brought a turkey to celebrate thanksgiving with!
Pete: Oh my god.
Gordon: What?
Pete: You shot it's fucking head off!
Gordon: Oh.
Pete: You are now suspended from work for two weeks.
Gordon: Whatever, I got two weeks off. See ya *Leaves station*

The end

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

The salada Bowl Express gets taken to Nebraska.

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)

The seguinte day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: oi Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a assento in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift you have given me, and I want to thank...

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The last solstice - Chapter 37: Fair trade

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade

The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...

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The last solstice - Chapter 36: Flashpoint

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint

Two days... It was mais than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was lost in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...

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Equestria: Dark Tmes Intro

posted by SkyheartPegasus

Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1: link

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really amor shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier por window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...

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My Little pónei, pônei

added by karinabrony

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Magic of Friendship: Part 9---Just Workin'

posted by alinah_09

a few days passed,all with the same enjoyment of every activity,even if in some of them,we got last place,i always encourage them that its alright,its the least i can do for the things they did to change me...and now its time for training

here we are at Ponyville Ace Academy Campus II,going through the halls of the building to the Computer Room on the segundo floor

"well here we are then" one of the Journalism adviser mumbled "okay,kids,just take a assento in one of those chairs seguinte to the computers and lets get started"

i started to look over the o espaço to see where i wanted to go,when somepony called...

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Equestria: Dark Times (Part 1)

posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a fanfiction taking place a ano after A Canterlot Wedding. Who knows what could happen at Shining and Cadence's anniversary?

--Note: This has both OCs and real chars.--

It was a nice dia in Equestria. The Mane 6 were at the train, getting prepared for Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence's wedding anniversary.

"I can't wait to see Shining and Cadence!" exclaimed Twilight, packing up her saddlebags.

"It's tootalllyyy gonna be a blast!" Pinkie said, putting her party canon in her bag.

Rarity stuffed some dresses in her packages Spike carried. They're gonna amor these dresses! she thought....

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"The Innocent" Case 1 ACT 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

My Name Is Slash...
I lived in Canterlot... But my mother died and I needed to mover to Ponyville... to my dad... Im not normal 15 years old Stalion... Im a detective... I wantet to be detective because of.... one thing...

Year 1995 - Dream World

White Stalion - *have faca in one hoof and Mare in another hoof* HAHAHA! I WILL SAVE HER!
Police - Stop it! What do you want
Stalion - my god...
Mare - w-what the hell where we are
Slash Mom - ...
Slash - ugh...
Police - What you want?
White Stalion - hahaha... hahahahaha...
Police - ...
White Stalion - HAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL SAVE HER~!!! I WILL SAVE YOU ALL!!!
Detective...

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Chapter 6

posted by Canada24

LATER!

"Why are you so sure I can find you gems?" Sweetie sino asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.

"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed you how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.

As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.

"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie sino insisted.

"What NOW" Rover groaned.

"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie sino told him.

"Wha- No!" Rover cried.

"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie sino cried stubbornly.

"There's no way in hell I'm giving you a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.

Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.

Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.

"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie sino cried annoyingly, from on topo, início of Rover.

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Ponies On The Rails episode 30 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the dia that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.

Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me you were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish you the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill you when you leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about you choose which part of...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 30 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.

Pete: I know you want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having you sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took you so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the pónei, pônei that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive you motherfuckers....

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MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hello. About a ano ago, I wrote this fanfic called MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous. Me, and Someonebutnoone worked together, and he let me use his OC named Dan. Here it is again.

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pónei, pônei can drink alcoholic beverages.

Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan.

The Ponyville mafia was lead por arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Dan.

The Manehattan mafia was lead por a pónei, pônei named Nickel Lesscage....

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Ponies On The Rails episode 29 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Connor

In Bringham City, May 8, 1869. 10 miles east of Promontory Utah.

Pete's great grandfather was named Connor.

Mercury: oi Connor, get over here.
Connor: *Walks over to Mercury* Yeah?
Mercury: We need to take extra special care of this. *Shows golden spike*
Connor: Why is that golden?
Mercury: We're using this as the last spike for the Transcontinental Railroad. When we meet up with the Central Pacific, we'll use this on the line.
Connor: Great, but who would want to steal this?
Mercury: Oh, I don't know, a few robbers, some Indians. You know, anypony that's obsessed with gold.
Connor: Okay, I understand...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 29 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The procurar For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 28 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.

Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.

A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.

Stylo: Alright. You get the band, and...

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The Beginning: Part12,The Cursed Lair

posted by alinah_09

"huff..huff..huff" the rest of the ponies were running for their lives to escape the Timberwolves..they had been separated from the others..and have been running for half an hora now but the timberwolves just wont give in!

"how.-huff-..do we get rid of them!" Flame managed to say flying while dodging vines and branches

"im thinking,im thinking!" Winter shouted,trying to think of a plan "dang..of course..Moonshine,use a spell!"

Moonlight responded,hopping over a fallen árvore "obvious..i hadnt thought about it from all this running.." as she said that,her horn began to glow bright teleporting them...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 28 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 28

Setting Things Right

June 5, 1953

Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.

Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Eleven

posted by karinabrony

"Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Screamed Nightmare Moon. She looked down and saw us. "Oh, no, if it isn't the mane 6, and a new friend they brought here." She glared at me. "Nightmare Moon, why are you doing this?" Twilight asked. "Oh, as if that pergunta can not be answered. You'd think I'd let you rule and take over with Celestia?" Nightmare Moon said. "Twilight Sparkle was never going to take over Equestria, that was just what you thought." I said. Nightmare Moon looked at me and struck me with lightning. I was hit, and brought to the floor. The Mane 6 gasped and they ran to me. "Are you okay?!"...

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Vocal Sparks & The Hearts & Hooves dia

posted by Rendal_Pony

Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D

lol. Hearts and Hooves dia is a very interesting thing to write about. & 2. All of the Vocal Sparks & ________ are all true, no matter the effects and drama. I AM drama.

Oh crap. I forgot my pencil. It's already 7:20, going on 7:21(did anybody see that reference?)I got my pencil, and went to class before the teacher got suspicious. But as always, she wouldn't even ever notice. "Bla, bla, bla" I tried my best to not cry, or stare at HIM.
Gamer Beats. It's a very long story. But long story short, I liked, no wait scratch that, I amor him. But he already has a girlfriend, so my luck on...