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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Jeanne went, a bunch of other ponies went, and I was back to being bored.

Mrs. Stricker: *returns to mic*
Rafe: (Is that it? Can we go now?)
Mrs. Stricker: *shows book* Can anyone tell me what this is?
Rafe: (No!)
Miller: Yeah. A complete waste of time.
Mrs. Stricker: This is the Hills Village Middle School Code Of Conduct. Everything you need to know about behaving in school is in this book.
Teachers: *giving books to students*
Mrs. Stricker: When you recieve yours, open up to page one, and follow along with me.

Then, she started leitura veeery slowly.

Mrs. Stricker: Section one: Hills Village Middle School Dress Code.
Teacher: Here *gives book to Rafe*
Rafe: *goes all the way to the back* What?

There were 16 sections, and 26 pages in this entire book! In other words, we were going to be lucky to get out of this assembly in time for Christmas. It was like Mrs. Stricker, and every single teacher was trying to get us bored to death.

Rafe: *looks at Leo*
Leo: *drawing in book*
Rafe: What are you doing?
Leo: Just drawing. I'll show you the picture when I'm done.
Mrs. Stricker: Section 2: Prohibited items. No students shall bring any electronic equipment not intended for class purposes. This includes cell phones, I-Pods, cameras, laptops...

The whole thing went on, and on, and on. por the time we got to section 6: Grounds for Expulsion, my brain was turning into guacamole, and I'm pretty sure my ears were bleeding too.

As far as I could tell, this little green book in my hoof was just one long list of ways I could get into trouble from now, until the end of the year.

Leo: *drawing*
Rafe: *listening to Mrs. Stricker*
Leo: Hey. *shows picture* What do you think?

His picture was him, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and headphones. He was standing on his back legs, while carrying a laptop with his left hoof, and had nun chucks in his other hoof. At the bottom, it said Rules Are Made For Breaking.

Rafe: It's great.

And then, that's when I got my idea. My really, stupendous, really, really, big idea. I would break every single rule in that book. Leo knew exactly what I was thinking.

Leo: Go for it. Just pick something out of the book, and get started.
Rafe: Right now?
Leo: Why not? What are you waiting for? *opens book* Ah, this is perfect.
Rafe: I can't do that! What if someone gets hurt?
Leo: How does this hurt anyone? Except,.maybe you.
Rafe: That's not helping.
Leo: Listen. You're never going to be a jock, a candidate, or whatever. *show rule book* This on the other hand is something you can do.
Rafe: I don't know.
Leo: Or, you can keep going the way you are, and every dia can be just like this one. It might not be so bad, but there are one hundred, and eighty school days in a year.
Rafe: Ok, ok! *gets up*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful dia in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering mais ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over por the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* mais like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that you know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up mais stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw you enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are you doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fã into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't you three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire armas at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging por who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles or Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could you help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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So this is my first pónei, pônei fic! Tell me what you think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” aguardente de maçã asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....
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Let's start with aguardente de maçã bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: maçã, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes arco iris, arco-íris dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't you just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after leitura creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are you doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animais and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt por them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
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Source: Me. Myself. And I.
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
queen of Changelings: This dia is going to be perfect, the kind of dia of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This dia was going to be perfect, the kind of dia of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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added by shadowknuxgirl
Source: Me and MLP :D
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Source: Hasbro
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