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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Fight scene
Fight scene
On topo, início of the castle, arco iris, arco-íris Dash was lost. She couldn't find the others

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *finds window*
Twilight: *comes out of window*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *attacks*
Twilight: *blocks attack*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *keeps attacking*
Twilight: *dodges, and swings sword*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Nnnnnnhhh *tries to push sword away from her*
Twilight: Man give up. You can't defeat me!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Then you're thinking the wrong way *attacks*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *about to hit arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *kicks Twilight in the eye*
Twilight: Ow!

arco iris, arco-íris Dash's kick caused Twilight to lose grip on her sword

Twilight: *catches sword with magic*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *gets closer to edge*
Twilight: *keeps attacking*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *blocks attacks*
Twilight: *Cuts off arco iris, arco-íris Dash's right hoof*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Twilight: Man this would've gone much easier if you didn't try to fight me. Your a pussy!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *moves back*
Twilight: I can help change that. You just have to cadastrar-se me, and together we can rule all of Equestria!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *holding onto ledge* I'll never cadastrar-se you! You bastard!!!
Twilight: Man I'm a mare, you can't call me a bastard.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Rolls eyes*
Twilight: Shredder never told you about your sister.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: He told me enough!! He told me a texting driver killed her!!
Twilight: No man. I'm yo' sister.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *shocked* no.. That's IMPOSSIBLE!!
Twilight: procurar yo' feelings and accept the truth man.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *breaks down in tears* NOOO!!!!!!! No!!
Twilight: It's no use arco iris, arco-íris Dash. The Nazis are winning. Your army stands no chance. cadastrar-se me, and together we can rule Equestria.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *looks down, then let's go*
Twilight: Fuck.

Inside the castle

Nazis: Look, there's arco iris, arco-íris Dash!! *shoots arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: OW!! *falls onto ledge*
Nazis: *look out window* I don't see her.
Sean: *spots Nazis, and kills them*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Nazis: The anti aircraft gun is exploding!! *Die*
Sean: Cadence, get the others to the room at the end of the hallway.
Cadence: I'm on it *gets others to the room at the end of the hallway*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *nearly falling off ledge* Shredder?
Sean: *hears arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Dash?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sean!!
Sean: *sees arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Oh no! Who did this to you?! Who cut your hoof off?!?!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Twilight.
Sean: Ok, hang in there. I'll get Cadence to heal you. *carries arco iris, arco-íris Dash*

Back at the golden hall

Nazis: *knock on doors* Open up in there!! *knocks on doors* Twilight Sparkle said someone was in here!! Auf machen. *opens doors*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred, and all the Nazis around the door died.

Returning to me, and the others.

Cadence: *heals arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Sean: Good work. Now put on these coats so you won't freeze to death. Quickly now *sets up rope*
Everyone: *puts on coat*
Sean: *puts on coat* Shredder, you go first, then arco iris, arco-íris Dash, then the two fillies.
Cadence: Got it.
Shredder: *goes down rope*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Twilight said I was a pussy. Is that true?
Sean: Of course not.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Thank you *goes down rope*
Sean: Tiara, go.
Diamond Tiara: *goes down rope*
Sean: Silverspoon?
Silverspoon: *goes down rope*
Sean: And finally Cadence, then me.

Later at the radio room on the segundo floor

Nazis: *arrive*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred

Nazis: *fall out window*
Other Nazis: *on fire* AAHHHHH
Twilight: Man, shut da fuq up, and find those intruders!

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case Cracker, Gordon, and Sam drove their cars to the bar. They sat at a mesa, tabela watching the sports channel.

Case Cracker: Know if there's a game on tonight?
Gordon: Depends. Do you like basketball?
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure I do.
Gordon: Then the Lakers are going against the Nets.
Case Cracker: Sounds good.
Sam: Alright. We'll watch the game as soon as it turns on.
Gordon: But for now, let's get drunk.
Case Cracker: Yeah.
Bartender: What will it be?
Case Cracker: Get me some whiskey.
Bartender: What about you two?
Gordon: I'll take beer.
Sam: Scotch.

Meanwhile in Alameda.

Izzy: What happened?
Mexican...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce just entered a town called castelo Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped por the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think you were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Half an hora after work, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link

Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten minutos ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, facebook
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, facebook
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha were thinking about what to do next. They had no mais work, and had the rest of the dia off.

Gordon: So, what do you want to do, now that we've got the rest of the dia off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about you and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes bolo de copo 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets you into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799
Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my favorito death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't denunciar it though..

SOME TIME THE seguinte DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: You shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did you do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY mais interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva, verde-oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: You think you speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? You don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure you that no mais rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in segundo place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my segundo artigo here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that you look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an artigo of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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Source: joyreactor, DeviantArt
Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing you too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* you look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her pele, peles or whatever cavalos have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: por the way. You ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: You gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told you that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat you in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. you said you wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD