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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At arco iris, arco-íris Dash's room in the castle

Major Von Hapen: Good night Maria. *kisses arco iris, arco-íris Dash's hand* You are a charming girl.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Thank you.
Major Von Hapen: We must get to know each other a little bit more.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yes, we must. *goes to her room*
Major Von Hapen: *suddenly thinks* Something doesn't feel right *walks down hall*
Diamond Tiara: *writing*
Silverspoon: *writing*
Sean: *watching*
Major Von Hapen: *walks past helicopter*
Sean: *shows books to General* Any one of these will do.
General Rosemeyer: *smokes cigarette*
Shredder: *looks at gun on floor*
Sean: *gives book to Colonel Kramer* Fühlen Sie sich frei, um in dort zu suchen.
Colonel Kramer: *looks in books*

All the pages were empty

Colonel Kramer: *sweating* GUARD!!
Sean: *kills guard*
Shredder: *grabs gun*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Shredder: Just relax. *looks at Sean* A segundo rate punk, huh?
Sean: Yeah, that was all I could think of at the time.
Shredder: Thanks, that just makes it much worse.
Sean: Sorry.
Colonel Kramer: Is that all you wanted? Those books?
Sean: Yeah, according to those two fillies they really wanted to be part of your army.
Colonel Kramer: Then they aren't careless imbecules!
Sean: Yes, I'm afraid so. We had a bunch of good info being lost, and useless information coming in. But we knew we couldn't prove what was going on even if we could.
General Rosemeyer: And what about those names?
Sean: Something tells me that they will come to good use. *takes all notebooks* Thank you for your time.
Major Von Hapen: STAY WHERE YOU ARE!! *at bottom of stairs* I advise everyone to be perfectly still.
Cadence & General Rosemeyer: *staying still*
Major Von Hapen: Drop your gun Major.
Sean: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: You too Lieutenant.
Shredder: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: por the fogo please.
Shredder: *moves seguinte to fire*
Colonel Kramer: *stands up* Thank christ you're here Major. They we're just about to-
Major Von Hapen: Sit down, colonel!!
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Major Von Hapen: *walks down stairs* Everyone remains as he is, until I find out what exactly is going on here.
Colonel Kramer: What do you mean? *stands up* I'm sure you can see perfectly what's going on-
Major Von Hapen: SIT!! down colonel.
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Sean: It's perfectly simple major. The lieutenant, and myself have been uncovering the clues on who's been trying to assassinate Robotnik.
General Rosemeyer: *Stands up* THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!!
Major Von Hapen: General!! Sit down
General Rosemeyer: *sits*
Sean: They're all guilty of betraying the third reich. Just before you interrupted us, I was placing this whole group underarrest.
Colonel Kramer: THEY WERE HERE TO GET NAMES OF GERMAN AGENTS WORKING FOR THE pónei, pônei ALLIANCE!!!!!!!
Sean: I don't expect you to believe me Major, but you certainly will once I show you the names in these books.
Major Von Hapen: Let me see them.
Sean: *walks to Major Von Hapen*
Major Von Hapen: Careful Major. Very slowly.

At the other side of the door to the golden hall

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *runs to door* (My disguise is fading. I'm turning back into a pony)
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here.
Sean: *slowly walks to major*
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *enters room*
Major Von Hapen: *looks*
Shredder: *Grabs silenced pistol* Sean
Sean: *ducks*
Shredder: *kills Major Von Hapen*
Colonel Kramer: *grabs telephone*
Shredder: *kills Colonel Kramer*
General Rosemeyer: *Grabs gun*
Shredder: *kills General Rosemeyer*
Lieutenant Schwarts: *runs to door*
Shredder: *kills Lieutenant Schwarts*
Sean: Come on get up!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Sean: Put your hooves up.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *slowly put hooves up*
Sean: Put your hooves up!!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *put hooves up*
Sean: Cadence, take the Colonel's gun. Dash bring that bag over here.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *brings suitcase*
Sean: You were late.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: At least I showed up.

Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

2 B continued
My Little Pony,
My Little pónei, pônei ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies you opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: oi u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: arco iris, arco-íris dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes arco iris, arco-íris a filly)

filly dash: oi u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks arco iris, arco-íris back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and artigo about why arco iris, arco-íris dash is my favorito pónei, pônei so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my favorito is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the as cores of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until you all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
Do you know you're all my very best FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten mais laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do you think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minuto later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, you get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank you so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the tronco, porta-malas of another car.

Rice & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
garage owner: *closes door*
Rice: Good work, now come over here.
garage owner: *walks to Rice* Open the tronco, porta-malas of that car.
garage owner: What are you doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
garage owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
garage owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills garagem owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: Show business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful dia in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering mais ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over por the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* mais like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that you know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up mais stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw you enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are you doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fã into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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