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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the Nazis were defeated, Celestia walked over to us.

Celestia: You have saved us all.
Sean: I couldn't have done it without arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Ha! In your face Applejack!
Sean: And Applejack
Applejack: Ha! In your face arco iris, arco-íris Dash!
Sean: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *squee*
Sean: Rarity
Rarity: Oh, so glad to help you darling.
Sean: And Tw-
Twilight: Man, you forgot to mention my name!
Sean: I was just about to.
Twilight: Bullshit.
Celestia: Twilight! Why are you atuação like this?
Twilight: I do a bunch of shit for all y'all, and no one eva thanks me.
Pinkie Pie: Well you did try to rob from us one time.
Twilight: That was a long fucking time ago!! Quit bringing dat up!! Fuck dis! *flies off*
Celestia: Twilight!! GET BACK HERE!!
Sean: Let her go. Tomorrow, she'll realize her mistake, and come back to us.

But I was wrong. Twilight flew to the Nazi base in Ponyville

Nazis: Intruder!!
Robotnik: She's not attacking! Hold your fire!!
Twilight: Are you Robotnik?
Robotnik: Yes.
Twilight: I need yo help man. Everypony here hates me, and I want to get revenge on dem.
Robotnik: Are you a woman?
Twilight: With a black man's voice, I know! My princess did dat to me, and she refuses to change dat spell.
Robotnik: So, why are you here?
Twilight: If killing these ponies, and that hedgehog is what it takes, I'm up for it. I want to cadastrar-se yo' army.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. Attention all units! Twilight Sparkle is now a part of our army.

The End
 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging por who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles or Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could you help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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Let's start with aguardente de maçã bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: maçã, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes arco iris, arco-íris dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't you just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after leitura creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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Source: Me. Myself. And I.
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
queen of Changelings: This dia is going to be perfect, the kind of dia of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This dia was going to be perfect, the kind of dia of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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Source: Me and MLP :D
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: Hasbro
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Source: Rightful Owners
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There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the arco iris, arco-íris department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated arco iris, arco-íris pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...
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Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than arco iris, arco-íris Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to show off or brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while arco iris, arco-íris is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings mais and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. arco iris, arco-íris Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into arco iris, arco-íris philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, you ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the arco iris, arco-íris Factory, where your fears and horrors...
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