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posted by Dragon-88
 Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!


Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!

Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!

Bolt: I hope you can fix the door you destroyed!

Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while you get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!

Bolt: (brushing teeth) OK, that was random. I'm new here, and Pinkie's a little energetic! Are they all like this? (finishes and washes face using horn and puts on glasses and ankle bracelets )

Pinkie: You ready? My, I like what you have on! Are ya trying to impress her?

Bolt: (blushing) No way! It's how I look!

Pinkie: Hey! What say you hop like me on the way there? It'll be fun!

Bolt: Why not? (starts hopping like Pinkie)

AJ: What y'all doin'? You look silly!

Bolt: I told you...

Pinkie: Let's run for it!

Celestia: Where's the new resident? May he or she present him to me right now!

Bolt: (opens door) Right here your Highness....(passes out)

Celestia: Oh, goodness! Pinkie! I know you're responsible! He doesn't have energy like you!

Pinkie: My bad...

Celestia: (approaches Bolt) My, he is quite the accesorizer! Here's some water for you!

Royal Guard: Lucky son of a...

Celestia: Watch your mouth!

Bolt: Thanks....So, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Celestia: arco iris, arco-íris tells me your'e a gentlepony. Is that true?

Bolt: (holds Celesta's hoof and kisses it) 'Tis true, your Highness!

The other main five arrive. Bolt is stunned, as he has no idea where they've been. They walk with him outside to show him around town, and during this time, a hilarious conversation ensued.

Bolt: Where the buck have you guys been? I almost lost my cool there!

Twilight: Hey! Don't take that tone of voice at me!

Rainbow: I like it! Sweet and assertive!

Rarity: Please! Look at him. He's smarter than you, except Twilight. She's the smartest. I just amor those things on your ankles! You got great fashion sense!

Bolt: I also draw pretty well.

Fluttershy: (*eeps*) How is that possible? Most unicórnios can't even draw well!

Twilight: HEY!! I take high offense to that!

Bolt: Your'e so edgy today! You get enough sleep?

Twilight: Not really...I could use a nice ten-minute nap, though!

Bolt: Since my house is close by, go ahead a sleep in my bed. It's big enough for two ponies your size, since I'm a tall unicorn.

Twilight falls asleep right on the ground.

Bolt: Yikes! Wait here, I'll carry her to my house so she can sleep! (picks up Twilight to take her home)

Twilight: Thanks....

Bolt: Hey, don't thank me. Just get some sleep. I'll leave a note on my front door.

Bolt makes a note that reads "Sleeping Twilight. Do not disturb!".
He nails it to the front door.

Bolt: OK, let's go!

aguardente de maçã shows Bolt where she works.

Bolt: Impressive! Hey, maybe I can help you out!

AJ: OK! Let's do it!

We bucked fifty apples together, then Applebloom shows up.

Applebloom: He is the tallest unicorn ah ever saw! He doesn't use magic to get apples and uses his legs instead? SO COOL!!

Bolt: Ok, now....

Applebloom: How'd you get that cutie mark?

AJ: Now, then that's enough.

Bolt: For being a very fast runner, maybe the fastest among unicórnios (runs to orchard and returns in ten seconds)!

AJ: Whoa...

Bolt: Where's Big Mac?

AJ: Right behind ya!

Bolt: (turns around) Whoa! Didn't see you.

Big Mac: Didn't mean to scare ya. Everybody doesn't seem to want to hang out with me because ah'm so muscular.

Bolt: It's fine. I'll hang out with you anytime!

Big Mac: Sure thing!

AJ: Here's a little gift for you!

Bolt: Sweet! I amor apples! (starts working on it, finishes in ten seconds)

Rainbow: Hey, what about me?

Bolt: It's her turn! Show me the way! I can't fly though....I'll use magic to levitate myself after you!

Rainbow: Currently, I'm working to become a Wonderbolt. Hey! You listening?

Bolt: Sorry, that fire-colored pegasus caught my eye!

Rainbow: Spitfire? You like her or something?

Bolt: Nah, she looks cute, that's all. You all know I like Applejack!

Rainbow: What? You got a crush on her?

Bolt: Please don't tell her! Cool house. I wish I had a house like that.

Rainbow: No problem, you can chill with me at my house! I wanna know mais of your secrets!

Rainbow: (inside my house) Guess what, Twi?

Bolt: No, don't!

Twilight: (wakes up)

Rainbow: Bolty here has a crush on Applejack!

Twilight: Oh my....

AJ: Who has a crush on me?

Rainbow: Bolt does. Look at his face!

Bolt: (blushing) I can't believe you told her! Not cool!

AJ: It's fine, Sugarcube! I'll keep this between you and me.

Bolt: Thanks...

Bolt spends two minutos with Twilight in her house after she wakes up, fully active.

Twilight: Impressive, huh? I'm Celestia's student!

Bolt: Oh....I can see this extensive biblioteca you got, and you write letters.

Twilight: She'd amor it if you wrote letters to her, too. It is when you learn something, for the most part.

Fluttershy: Um, isn't it my turn?

Rarity: No, it's mine!

Flutteshy: BACK OFF YOUR'E GOING TO LET ME HAVE MY TURN!

Bolt: ......

Fluttershy: Shall we go see what I do?

Bolt: Please. After you.

Fluttershy shows Bolt her job of taking care of the animals. Bolt is rather impressed.

Bolt: Nice! I like animais too!

Fluttershy: What? Shut up! Now way!

Bolt: You better believe it! (pets angel Bunny)

Fluttershy: As tall as you are, your'e gentle! He likes you!

Rarity: You done yet?

Bolt: Goodness, Rarity! Where are your manners?

Rarity: Sorry!

Bolt follows Rarity to her boutique. Impressed por the various designs, he talks about helping.

Rarity: I would amor for you to help me with designing. Of course, with you helping AJ additionally, it could influence the designs.

Bolt: Sign me up! You got yourself a designer!

Rarity: See you tomorrow. You can arrive any time of day, but don't get carried away!

Bolt: Ok!

Pinkie shows Bolt around Sugarcube Corner, where she works. He is fascinated por everything that occurs.

Pinkie: Have you met The Cakes? Very friendly and easy to get along with. Have you heard they have....

Bolt: Twin toddlers? Yes!

Pinkie: How'd you know?

Bolt: My human days, watching the episode "Baby Cakes"!

Pinkie: They are so revealing sometimes!

Bolt: Hello, Mrs. Cake!

Mrs. Cake: Are you that new pónei, pônei everyone is talking about?

Bolt: Yes!

Mrs. Cake: Your'e resfriador, refrigerador than they say you are. Would you like to buy something?

Pinkie: Pick the cupcake!

Bolt: Cupcake, please. Pinkie made a suggestion!

Mrs. Cake: Two bits.

Bolt: (pulls out two bits) Here you go!

Pinkie: You been working with Rarity?

Bolt: Best job ever! Surprised you, didn't I?

Mrs. Cake: Here you are!

Bolt: Thanks!

Mr. Cake: Wow, did you see those bracelets on his ankles? Very cool, if ask me.

Bolt: I knew you'd like them!

I was walked início por everyone. AJ kept looking back at me as she went home. I looked back, and waved to her.

AJ: See ya Sugarcube!

Bolt: You too!

Bolt enters his house, which had the lights turned off. The sun was setting. Bolt heard someone, and that someone had a large head and small body and stood on two legs. So he turns on the lights, and...

Bolt: What the? Spike! What ARE you doing?

Spike: I thought Twilight was here. Are you Blue Bolt?

Bolt: Yes! Twilight went início after taking a ten-minute nap in my bed. You can go now. You're Spike, right?

Spike: Right.

Bolt: Pleasure to meet you. I suppose we can hang out together to talk about the main six?

Spike: All right! I've been waiting for this!

Spike goes home. Bolt didn't know today would be different. Now he knows what the others are like, and made a few friends. Perhaps he'll be like this for good.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the rua signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main rua to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do you say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As soon as arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and aguardente de maçã were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

Rainbow Dash: What the feno are you doing?
Pierce: Trust us, you don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Equestrian Containment and Experimental Laboratories #32
Conainment zone 3 code : red
Subject ID : 37248266628374
Codename : VOID
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Dan - *knocks on window* Hello wake up!
VOID - ...
Dan - How are you feeling.
VOID - ...
Dan - You may think you are monster 37248266628374 but simply you are butyful creation of science.
VOID - ...
Dan - ... Eh... If we can't perform the tests in nice way we gonna start stabbing you with syringes again. How are you feeling.
VOID - I have a headache.
Dan - A prince started cantar *writes something* now do you feel something uneasy expect you want...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a pónei, pônei that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: You sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* You did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of you don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane you do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, or else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if you see an auto comprar anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See you later.
Don Castalini: You didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least you got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: You still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, or do you wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* you know where to sign in?
Larry: por the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Long time atrás when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one pónei, pônei that survived and was given a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed por child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up you don't even work, you feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a sofá seguinte to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As you know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and roubou $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help you take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: You mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up por tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....
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LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can you get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. You have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining said I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...
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posted by Canada24
Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] You mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do you have something you need to say? You seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...
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Sean led his group to an airport, owned por Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, you said that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, you four are capable of flying on your own, so...
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posted by Canada24
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like you would see on JASON VOORHEES).

"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.

"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.

"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.

"I told you.. Rarity may have some gold hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his friends when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the pónei, pônei that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the chuveiro while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope you like the sports car I gave you thirteen years atrás as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give you something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, you will find two thousand...
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Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and aguardente de maçã arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked por airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do you two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each ano you wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
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